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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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lion_craps2nite
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAHGwbauDQ


priceless
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MichSteeze
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midnight burger runs..
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matt.s
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to be shortly followed by midnight bathroom runs
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Black-Bandanna
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Drinking cold beer on the beach with friends.

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SlimDunkin.
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An ace in the hole
Being amazing at bluffing
Whacking and busting and letting your penis go limp in your hand
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[-mvee-]
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the smell of brand new-out-of-the-box nikess
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MichSteeze
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the special feeling you get after you weed-wack your yard in just your boxers and a tall tee.
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SteezyOhio
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not 1 but 2 new pairs of killer nikes
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FBGM
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going to a floor meeting with no pants on
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[-mvee-]
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yes!

and waking up to go for a morning bike ride to get some krispy creme donuts
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1337
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Did this on my last shoe excursion, spent $50 on two BALLER pairs of shoes. Nothing like it
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nkmo.
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Bumping Nate Dogg and Warren G whilst working with your 58 year old father, from his iPod.
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ORDEAL
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Finger sandwiches are overrated. Toe sandwiches are where it's at. Toenails for bread, ped egg shavings for meat, toe jam for sauce and the skin of a fresh cut blister for lettuce, juice included. Eh?
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AKburns
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Drinking Johnny Walker Blue Label And Diet Coke

Secret Doors

Driving Just To Drive

Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence
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Mr.Panda
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Gin and Tonic. God that shit is tasty.
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JSLV
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wearing slippers everywhere you go
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1337
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Taking a piss outside in the winter in shorts and a t-shirt. Really makes ya feel like a true man
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0123456789
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drunk pissing off the porch at work, multiple times.
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[-mvee-]
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getting the mail and getting back 3 sases filled with stickeys and some mags...all in one day.
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MichSteeze
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having to load up on jello and applesuace for 3 days because you got your wisdom teeth out.
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Skittle.
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wearing comfy duct-tape shoes that look like toms in public
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grown-ninja
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-Birkenstocks and dress socks
-free t' shirts
-pooping with the door open
-when great song after great song come on your ipod when on shuffle
-stinking up a public bathroom, someone walks in and you bask in your glory as they have a hard time breathing
-packages
-rolling/smoking to warren g and nate dog
-girls bye you drinks
 
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[-mvee-]
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...and when a girl buys your movie ticket for you.

ive posted soo mch on this thread. i might have to stop.







maybe.







probably not.
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Bar_Down
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coming home from a session to find that your parents have gone to bed and left you a pound of wings on the counter.
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ECB
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Fucking a mother and a daughter all within 48 hours
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1337
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calling bs, but i'd love to hear the story behind it
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84891jnf92048
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its ECB, ya never know

oh and a high thing: reading stories about who/what ECB has fucked and how
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ECB
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No, but I'm trying right now, like legit trying. The girl is 17, the mother is 33. They are both single. I don't know which one to go for first, probably the daughter.
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1337
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dude, thats amazing. Go for the mother first though, shes gonna be a lil loose from having hotty junior, but man you gotta hop on a milf while you can.
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ECB
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True, but I leave for vacation in 2 days, so I gotta act quick, because I want this done before the new Jonas Brothers episode Sunday.

And a 33 year old mother, meaning she was 16 when she had her daughter. The perfect plan.
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1337
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Oh how I wish I could be in your shoes and have the chance to make love to a milf.
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bryanw
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That was an epic comment that made my night
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SteezyOhio
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hookah
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Mr.Panda
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Being told to "don't worry about the armbar (the simple submission) do the gogoplata just because your telephone pole legs will make people pass out before they tap"
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VCharette
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yeah...I'm not too sure there.
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Oreos
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i enjoy this thread, minus in the couple using it like text messaging.

higher things:

getting offered a job out of the blue

sea otter documentaries

waking up on a blue-bird pow day in france, going to get some fresh warm bread, pain au chocolat and croissants from the local patisserie then having a killer day.
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84891jnf92048
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taking off your pants when completely unwarranted, outfitting yourself completely in one brand, and eating the same meal twice in one day
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MichSteeze
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going to the mall, and you,your bro, and your cousin getting the same tight blue shorts.


wearing wife beaters in public.

eating burnt chicken for breakfast.

/claiming everything you do.
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*TURBONERD*
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pancakes
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0123456789
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gettin drunk with some dudes at a golf course in ny, and get offered various obs at sick nasty golf courses in florida/south carolina/claimmmm
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beardstatus
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that feeling after you come back from the beach... the sticky/sandy one
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84891jnf92048
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johnny rockets
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HermioneGranger
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Only the best. Also, reading a book while taking a shit.
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.frenchy
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ignoring phone calls

not answering the door

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SteezyOhio
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yes!

pissing people off just because you know the shit that makes them angry.

canada dry ginger ale
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SteezyOhio
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the movie good burger is currently on. tivo'ing it
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EthanJPAskier
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Randomly driving around with multiple ladies. Classy.
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technique.
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strip padiddle
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FBGM
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YES IT IS I WAS JUST WATCHING IT AT MY CRIPPLED FRIENDS HOUSE, THE ONE WITH DUAL CASTS LOLOL
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MichSteeze
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San fransico styling on a jetski/snowmobile
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