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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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Bodhisattva_
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This is completely unrelated to this thread, but I love your signature.
Jul 17 2010 7:35PM
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SteezyOhio
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smoking bowls on the golf course.

killin it in frolf.

wearing a teal wife beater to play both in.

Jul 17 2010 8:11PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Hey smoking a blunt on the golf course is actully quite enjoyable
Jul 17 2010 8:16PM
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0123456789
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erryday after work, and tomorrow im playing in a member guest at the club im the assistant pro at /claim gonna get drunk as fuck and blunted as shit, im playing with mah dealer and some buddies, gonna smoke a ton, drink for free and enjoy getting paid to play golf and get fucked up.
Jul 17 2010 11:07PM
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technique.
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custom return address stamps
Jul 21 2010 5:07PM
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steep
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jacking off outside
Jul 21 2010 5:29PM
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PeterWojnar
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Buying 2 pairs of Aviators for $5 at Long's Drugs and walking out wearing them both.
Jul 21 2010 11:22PM
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Mr.Panda
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Getting pics from the girl of her all dressed up like a scene girl complete with trashy room and bathroom pic.
Jul 22 2010 3:14AM
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Mr.Panda
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Not... sharing.
Jul 22 2010 3:24AM
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.jesus.
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*fapfapfap*
Jul 22 2010 8:59PM
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Ryan*
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YES.
Jul 25 2010 1:09AM
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dex.
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eating cereal immediately after waking up

taking a huge shit

taking drunk pictures

blunt cruising

Jul 25 2010 9:59PM
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yuck
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being 1 post away from 12000
and then signing off without posting one last time

(thats you right now.)
Jul 25 2010 10:02PM
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0123456789
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walking out of your house by your dad with a blunt in your ear, he knows what youre doing dosent give a fuck, then you smoke that bleez in the car in your driveway, bout to happen.
Jul 25 2010 10:33PM
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ECB
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Wearing a condom on your flaccid penis all the time, just incase you get lucky at one point, there is no need to waste time opening a package



Washing condoms so you can re use them
Jul 25 2010 11:09PM
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Blake.P
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Going on iNS on my iPod while taking a shit. Exactly what I'm doing right now
Jul 25 2010 11:14PM
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Abc567def
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bumping threads to get trolls off first page
Jul 26 2010 8:16AM
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MattWeiss
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Dave's Cosmic Subs
Jul 26 2010 9:49AM
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nickyp
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Asking for instant coffee, and 'none of that bean shit' at Starbucks
Jul 26 2010 10:17AM
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nickyp
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finding a tall tee long enough to cover your massive penis...
Jul 26 2010 10:30AM
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SteezyOhio
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sneaking out side while you're family is asleep just cause you like smoking bowls on this one chair out back
Jul 27 2010 1:38AM
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Peter.
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bragging about smoking on the internet
Jul 27 2010 1:42AM
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SteezyOhio
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chugging dick
Jul 27 2010 1:44AM
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Peter.
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eating bags of dicks
Jul 27 2010 1:49AM
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SteezyOhio
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corndick at the fair
Jul 27 2010 1:50AM
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iRide1080s
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e-highfive.
Jul 27 2010 1:52AM
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SteezyOhio
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Jul 27 2010 1:54AM
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canterbury
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rearranging your furniture and realizing you have way more space now.
Jul 27 2010 1:57AM
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the604
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^ and being high
Jul 27 2010 2:07AM
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nkmo.
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Drinking out of the bottle, whatever shape, size or drink.
Jul 27 2010 2:18AM
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canterbury
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drinking out of the mulk jug
Jul 27 2010 2:21AM
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the604
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milk*
Jul 27 2010 2:28AM
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Schlop
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milk*
Jul 27 2010 2:33AM
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canterbury
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milk*
Jul 27 2010 2:37AM
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nkmo.
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I love me a cold glass of mulk and.......




















Late?
Jul 27 2010 2:46AM
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canterbury
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a little
Jul 27 2010 2:56AM
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Mr.Panda
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Cheesy 1980s action movies with modern technology.

Stars:
-Stallone
-Willis
-Schwarzenegger
-Statham
-Jet Li
-Steve Austin
-Randy Couture



ZOMG... testosterone overload.
Jul 27 2010 2:57AM
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Schlop
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Shitting in public urinals.

Jul 27 2010 3:24AM
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[-mvee-]
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sneezing into a kleenex and checking it out afterwards.
Jul 27 2010 3:31PM
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Schlop
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and showing your girlfriend while you're at it
Jul 27 2010 3:33PM
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84891jnf92048
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injuring yourself, not following doctor's orders, re-injuring yourself, and the second time being way worse
Jul 27 2010 3:40PM
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PurpleDino
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Palm rolling your dreads while taking a shit
Jul 27 2010 5:05PM
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Skibumsmith
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peeing on small children then yelling at their parents for trying to stop you
Jul 27 2010 5:31PM
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rdedsongz4re_tar
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgFYfuHnuts


burp on the dog !!
Jul 27 2010 5:36PM
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yuck
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wait. that movie is from this year, not the 80s.

jason statham was a teenager through the 80s.

im confused.
Jul 27 2010 5:42PM
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.Ben
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I remember this thread

-Taking a shit in the woods

-not wearing boxers under your basketball shorts all day

-pissing all over the cellar floor of the store you work at cause your boss is being an asshole
Jul 27 2010 5:47PM
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Bar_Down
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its a remake of a movie that came out in like 89 or something. the actors listed are the ones starring in the new one
Jul 27 2010 6:00PM
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nkmo.
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Missing garbage day last week, then rolling your full ass garbage can across 3 lanes of speeding traffic because you missed the truck on your side of the street.
Jul 27 2010 6:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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The movie is set up like an old school 1980 Die Hard or Rambo esque movie but with a mix of the old and new era action stars.

I must eat glass at this movie.
Jul 28 2010 1:23AM
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SteezyOhio
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bowls of nails

free red bull is a higher thing
Jul 28 2010 1:29AM
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