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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
paying for your $5 bus ride with a 1 dollar bill, 2 dollar bill, silver dollar, half dollar, and two quarters.
Jul 5 2010 11:15PM
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ECB
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Having unprotected pre-martial sex with a member of the opposite sex, while fingering your ass
Jul 5 2010 11:16PM
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Bar_Down
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ahaha i lol at every single one of your posts in this thread
Jul 5 2010 11:43PM
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skiminnesota
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driving with the windows down cause its super nice out.
Jul 5 2010 11:46PM
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ECB
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Driving a car and jerking off with your left hand, and fingering your ass with your right hand
Jul 6 2010 2:30PM
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Balto
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Jul 6 2010 2:34PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
haha yes
Jul 6 2010 3:00PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
sneaking out on the 4th just to blow stuff up.
Jul 6 2010 3:36PM
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Schlop
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Jul 6 2010 3:44PM
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ECB
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Marrying your sister, having kids, raising them, then when they are freshmen in high school, announce to the whole school that they are inbred. Then fuck your sister/wife in front of the whole school, allow the daughter and son to join in, making it a family affair.
Jul 6 2010 3:48PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
ha that was so great. while i was in a wife beater
Jul 6 2010 4:05PM
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Relish_man
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Jul 6 2010 4:11PM
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Aaaron.
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big brown eyes..
Jul 7 2010 9:17AM
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ECB
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I love the brown eye, my favorite eye of them all
Jul 7 2010 10:57AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
i also enjoy the big blue eye. although brown is pretty good.
Jul 7 2010 1:10PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
having the same guys post in this thread over and over again and not getting sick of it. /claim
Jul 7 2010 6:54PM
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mski
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eating shitty chinese food
Jul 7 2010 7:07PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hooking up with a kid in your grades younger sister, just to prove the fact that he's a dick, and youre gonna hook up with his sister to rub it in his face
Jul 9 2010 3:32PM
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baethoven
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+1up

make him watch
Jul 9 2010 7:54PM
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[-mvee-]
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this a given forsure
Jul 9 2010 11:52PM
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FBGM
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uh oh, didnt hear about this one
Jul 10 2010 9:47PM
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ECB
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Just the thought about you not hearing something makes me wanna fuck my cousin even more.
Jul 10 2010 10:37PM
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FBGM
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I love you too brandon
Jul 10 2010 10:46PM
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ECB
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meeee-ow
Jul 10 2010 11:00PM
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leahey
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Now that is when you know you are a stud
Jul 10 2010 11:10PM
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Schlop
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Getting head while drunk.
fuck yeah
Jul 11 2010 12:01AM
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ECB
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from your cousin*
Jul 11 2010 12:02AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
doing this:

http://www.pop.is/t98p

for normal computer work / internet browsing
Jul 12 2010 1:49AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
ptsd?
Jul 12 2010 7:07PM
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OscarTheGrouch
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classy as fuck.
Jul 12 2010 7:14PM
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ECB
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(p) std? penis std? I knew something was wrong with Abe Jonas Jackson.....
Jul 12 2010 8:48PM
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shortdawg
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full gas tanks
windy days
brushetta
Jul 12 2010 8:53PM
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nickyp
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What happened to SteezyOhio? He was my favourite half-troll
Jul 12 2010 8:54PM
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FBGM
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he avoids the computer in the summer months
Jul 12 2010 10:19PM
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matt.s
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indeed it is. for all those just jumping to page 24, here tis.

http://www.pop.is/t98p
Jul 12 2010 10:26PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
building your drop in with [-mvee-]$ and using way to much caulk and to few screws..
Jul 14 2010 9:42PM
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SteezyOhio
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fuck no you didnt. cause youre busy being hoodrat n shit, camping in vermont, and hitting up the beach all sexy n shit

higher thing #3209- wearing swim trunks around with no plans to actually go swimming.

Jul 16 2010 10:58AM
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Algebra
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shitting off a rope swing 15 feet up
Jul 16 2010 11:18AM
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[-mvee-]
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peeing ... in a public pool
Jul 16 2010 1:06PM
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FBGM
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dont hate on me cause im sexy, tell me your story right meow
Jul 16 2010 7:17PM
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84891jnf92048
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overcoming your phobia of shitting in public restrooms.
Jul 16 2010 9:14PM
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inb4_UMAD
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raw doggin' your 3rd cousin that was actually your 2nd
Jul 16 2010 9:17PM
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ECB
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.......
Jul 16 2010 9:50PM
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Mr.Panda
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Jul 16 2010 9:59PM
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immasnowboarder
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- sucking the breasts of ones' girlfriend
- watching ones' girlfriend do things (open a window, texting, etc.) topless/naked after bedroom adventures.
- wearing Ray Bans'
- bridge/cliff jumping
- throwing waterballoons at cars.

Jul 16 2010 11:25PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
doing yardwork shirtless when you know the neighbors are watching
Jul 17 2010 12:14AM
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Bodhisattva_
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shitting in the bathtub full of warm water and smoking while drinking a smoothie with the door open.
Jul 17 2010 1:47AM
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0123456789
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bong rips while dropping the cosbys at the pool.
Jul 17 2010 1:58AM
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[-mvee-]
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wearing black sunglasses and pretending your blind
Jul 17 2010 3:28PM
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skiminnesota
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watching the open championship.

a general understanding of the game of golf. along with being proficient at it.

also wearing a long sleeve shirt when its 90f with high humidity cause the AC makes you cold.
Jul 17 2010 3:38PM
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