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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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rickroller
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 483
getting blazed and know you have new food in the house haha
Jun 19 2010 5:42PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Having sex with a different girl every night of the week, and only one is related to you
Jun 19 2010 5:44PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ahahaha wtffff
Jun 19 2010 6:31PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
oh hello i'm gonna go take advantage of this situation
Jun 19 2010 6:46PM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2773 - Karma: 11
Climbing to the top of your school, popping champagne, getting bundled and taking a huge piss off the front of the school, from about 2 or 3 stories up, is a higher thing.
Jun 19 2010 6:51PM
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Tablespoon
Posts: 923 - Karma: 14
Pissing while drunk. Shit is so fucking cash.
Jun 19 2010 6:57PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Shitting while drunk tops that...especially when not in a toilet.
Jun 19 2010 6:58PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
2/3 of your posts deeply disturb me,
Jun 19 2010 7:39PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
wife-beaters
Jun 19 2010 8:02PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
this and 3xl lime green womens shorts that you got for 50 cents at the goodwill
Jun 19 2010 9:16PM
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steezenskis
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
walking all over your house totally in the nude. its very liberating for those who havent tried it.
Jun 19 2010 9:45PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
BONNAROO
Jun 21 2010 10:15AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
this includes sleeping naked. both of these are wonderful
Jun 21 2010 12:21PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
-Wearing a Bathrobe and nothing else
-Waking up when you feel like it
-Strawberry pie
-Paying off a debt
-Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Hawaiian Shirts
Jun 21 2010 12:33PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
dollar menu at mcdonalds
Jun 21 2010 5:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
watermelons !
Jun 21 2010 5:07PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
spitting the seeds.

-homemade burgers.
Jun 21 2010 11:26PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
spittin game, scoring a girl totally out of your league, then seducing her with your charm.

gan grape
Jun 24 2010 11:35PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU!
Jun 25 2010 12:16AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
also sexually harassing women. and spousal abuse.
Jun 25 2010 9:14AM
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Rafaelzz
Posts: 76 - Karma: 969
smoking a blunt before u take a flight, then when ur in the air u say shiit im really high right now. eating ice cream in the winter and smoking in church
Jun 25 2010 11:09AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
YOURE JUST CONTINUING TO PROVE ME CORRECT!
Jun 25 2010 8:20PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
midnight KFC runs
Jun 25 2010 8:23PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Waking up thinking it is Sunday, but really you just had sex with your sister
Jun 25 2010 10:59PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Taco bell and bluntz
Jun 25 2010 11:01PM
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cyberpolice
Posts: 212 - Karma: 16
blueberry ale, on a hot summer afternoon. and grapes
Jun 25 2010 11:07PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
MY KFC closes at 10pm, that's bullshit!
Jun 25 2010 11:16PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Masturbating on an airplain.



/claim
Jun 26 2010 11:09AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
weed cookies on an airplane.
Jun 26 2010 1:43PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
tan lines ... goggle tan lines
Jun 27 2010 12:40AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Realizing you waited to long to cut your nails, then cutting your nails, and then admiring how unobtrusive your now-normal-length nails are compared to your old, obtrusively-long ones.
Jun 27 2010 12:43AM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
HAHA I love this thread.
Jun 27 2010 12:58AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
pouring bottled water into a cup of ice and drinking it.

(both must be cold)
Jun 27 2010 1:00AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
^^this

Cracking open a nestea.... anywhere hot.

Jun 27 2010 1:06AM
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db21
Posts: 597 - Karma: 61
this
Jun 27 2010 1:23AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Sleeping in a suit jacket, so that way you don't have to get dressed in the morning
Jun 27 2010 9:04AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
baths
Jun 27 2010 9:10AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
zippo lighters, cuban cigars, 3xl tees.
Jun 27 2010 8:47PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Fucking a girl that had an abortion that same day
Jun 28 2010 9:31AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I have indeed done this before.
Jun 28 2010 12:12PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My 15 year old brother always does it, and he just wears the suit around the house the next day, the kid is f'd up in head
Jun 28 2010 12:36PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
playing guitar whie taking a shit.
and if you're a real baller, try and synchronise the plop with your strumming. kinda like a bass line
Jun 29 2010 8:35PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
taking your computer to the bathroom so you can take a shit and order 1-3 45 dollar hats at the same time.

i didnt do that, i am on the couch...
Jun 29 2010 8:38PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
epic.

turning on the bubbles in a hot tub so you can fart undetected
Jul 2 2010 5:09PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Yes.
Altering your sleep schedule so you sleep from 2 AM to 12 PM every day.
Jul 5 2010 2:05AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
doing that right now, ...staying up so late that the only reason you go to sleep is because your hungry and dont want to get up
Jul 5 2010 2:10AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Staying up so late that you get hungry, go downstairs, get a 2 AM snack and then go to sleep because you're too hungry to go to sleep.
Jul 5 2010 4:31PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
having a hot/slutty next door neighbor thats always up for a fuck
Jul 5 2010 5:52PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
that is truly a higher thing
Jul 5 2010 6:07PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
going back after lunch to the house your fixing up and realizing the neighbors are having a cheer team-pool party.
Jul 5 2010 10:59PM
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