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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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HIT
Posts: 3524 - Karma: 4,996
i have to agree.. pissing in the sink is a luxury, its so quick, you can rest your package on the rim, and dont have to remember to flush, just turn the tap on to wash it down and wash your hands!
May 28 2010 12:50AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
sink pissing is the fucking best.  also when your fucked up, and just say fuck it and piss into the shower, also a fun ass thing to do.
May 28 2010 11:38AM
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ECB
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A guy i work with was telling me that when he was in college he was drunk and thought his roommates dresser was the toilet, opened it and pissed in it. Drunk piss so you know theres a lot. All over his clothes.
May 28 2010 1:40PM
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Bar_Down
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my friend got really drunk one night at this house party, and i see him passed out on the table one minute, and the next, hes standing in the middle of the girl's kitchen taking a huge piss right on the floor. unreal
May 28 2010 1:44PM
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ECB
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Ahhh thats great! I literally have no pissing stories of my own, but somewhat related, my suitemate got drunk, left the bar early, and came back to our room and shaved his pubes. Not sure why, but that's def baller status
May 28 2010 1:45PM
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Bar_Down
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lol he probably woke up in the morning wondering why his pubes were so fucked, im assuming it probably wasnt the best haircut in the world aha
May 28 2010 1:48PM
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steeze-doodle
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taking a phone call on speaker with the door open taking a mega poo
May 28 2010 8:22PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i just piss outside.

this is only acceptable because i have no neighbors though. but sometimes my horses look at me funny and it makes me pee shy.



oh fuck.


climbing out your bedroom window, walking across the roof, and peeing off the roof into the yard is a higher thing for sure. just dont fall.
May 28 2010 8:35PM
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STREETS
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Starting a lawn mower on the first pull.
May 28 2010 8:35PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
Fuck YES!


-Maintained Vaginal Region
May 29 2010 2:37AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
Being so good in basketball you can walk during a fastbreak and still score
May 29 2010 12:14PM
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PeeDuBzz
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bumping a car stereo and having people turn to the noise
May 29 2010 12:47PM
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MichSteeze
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jumping off your house into your pool......while in a garbage can.
May 31 2010 11:44AM
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1337
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hit the nail on the head with that one, soooooo clutch
May 31 2010 11:49AM
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Plind
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Hahaha great idea°
May 31 2010 1:59PM
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FBGM
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when my mom was like 7 my grandma woke her up to go pee during the night so she got out of bed, went and sat in her dresser and peed all over her clothes and went back to bed hahaha
May 31 2010 2:52PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
Oh what...sounds like a you tube fail...
Jun 1 2010 1:56PM
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MADDECENT
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i come to you now, with the laptop on my lap, my 50 ft blue ethernet cable running out the door, completely naked, and pooping, to bump this amazing thread
Jun 7 2010 7:49PM
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FBGM
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hahaha nice timing! i was just talking to tyler earlier today about bumping dis shit
Jun 7 2010 8:16PM
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chieftain
Posts: 340 - Karma: 28

The Upper Decker:

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

Jun 7 2010 8:22PM
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puurple
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Joining the mile high club
Jun 7 2010 8:24PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
TITS!
Jun 8 2010 11:54AM
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skiminnesota
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going boating. a very high thing.
Jun 8 2010 11:56AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Yes taking a piss on top of something high is so cool. Such a nice feeling to see your piss fall to the ground.

Or playing poker

Or winning burp/fart contest.

Jun 8 2010 11:59AM
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Utard
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Pooping in an outhouse that has a nice cool breeze welling up from the depths.
Jun 8 2010 12:20PM
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ECB
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Was your g-ma drunk? If not thats disturbing haha
Jun 8 2010 1:19PM
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FBGM
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hahaha no i mean my mom did that
Jun 8 2010 1:48PM
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ECB
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Ahhhh i understand now, at first I pictured a 65 year old peeing in a dresser hahahah
Jun 8 2010 1:59PM
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Schlop
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Growing up boating with the family, I hated it. I've grown to love it more than anything now
Jun 8 2010 4:44PM
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Mr.Panda
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Coming back from a final to see your gf monkeyed with your stuffed animals to make them look like they are trying to be Martin Sheen from "Apocalypse Now"

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Jun 8 2010 4:50PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
egg salad sandwiches
Jun 8 2010 11:33PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
hot tubing while eating gourmet food on actual plates and utensils with a beer and a calming music
Jun 9 2010 12:37AM
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[-mvee-]
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fresh salami and cheese from the deli
Jun 9 2010 4:55PM
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AB.Zee
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browsing NS whilst having a bubble bath after a long day at work
Jun 9 2010 6:40PM
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SteezyOhio
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thanks for the invite. jerk.
Jun 10 2010 10:06AM
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zues
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making important phone calls while on the shitter.
Jun 11 2010 9:45PM
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84891jnf92048
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texting on the shitter.
Jun 11 2010 9:46PM
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gyarados
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on NS while on the shitter
Jun 11 2010 11:23PM
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I-Ski-AK
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The smell of freshly cut grass, be it either or.
Jun 13 2010 11:14PM
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FBGM
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YES
Jun 14 2010 1:34AM
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0123456789
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+ making it known your on said shitter by emitting loud farts
Jun 15 2010 7:04PM
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84891jnf92048
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i loled.
Jun 15 2010 7:42PM
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[-mvee-]
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cold pizza for breakfast
Jun 15 2010 10:12PM
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amo
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knowing you're about to fail an exam, and not letting it phase you the least bit
Jun 15 2010 10:28PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Chips for breakfast

Knowing the answer of an hard question.

Jun 15 2010 10:32PM
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2_fadez
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chicken wings covered in ranch dressing

picking the M&M's out of the trail mix, and leaving the raisins for everyone else cuz you're an asshole
Jun 15 2010 10:58PM
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E.R
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remembering the name of something you've been trying to all day
Jun 15 2010 11:03PM
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apcaipse
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Jun 15 2010 11:06PM
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[-mvee-]
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yes! especially at events like grad parties.

getting a newschoolers.com envelope full of stickers even though you didnt sase them or pay
Jun 16 2010 6:04PM
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SteezyOhio
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thrifting shit and wearing it until people are tired of seein your awesomeness
Jun 19 2010 5:05PM
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