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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

Papa Muntz style.

May 19 2010 10:53PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
Watching Mygen Kelly mid day cause you have nothing better to do.
May 20 2010 1:14PM
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robotunicorn
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
sitting down in a long drive and having your ass warmed by a seatheater

writing in chalk on blackboards

saying whilst
May 20 2010 1:33PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
eating an english muffin at 730 for part of dinner.
May 20 2010 8:32PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
taking the jar of nutella down to the strawberry patch and gorging yourself
May 20 2010 8:42PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
YES.
May 20 2010 9:59PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
smoking lucky strikes because you watched the pacific or any other WWII videos
May 20 2010 10:06PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hello fellow higher thing thinkers

getting 2 seperate 2 day bans within 5 days.

peace im taking the weekend off.
May 22 2010 12:07PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
love you boo
May 22 2010 2:54PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
Jazz
White pants
Warm socks
May 22 2010 5:28PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
having your balls slowly unshrink after a freezing day in a hot shower
May 24 2010 1:57AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
Listening to hair metal loud enough that everyone knows you listen to hair metal, and not giving a fuck.

Mullets

Walking into a room and yelling, "STOP!!! ...it's Hammer time!"

Teaching younglings about THE GAME.

Properly punctuating sentences on the Internet, using more complicated grammar structures than the majority of today's youht could possibly hope to understand -- much like this -- and pointing out the slightest fallacies in syntax and spelling, not limited to only the most blatant of mistakes, but also including the more subtle nuances of the art of language.
May 24 2010 2:20AM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
"youht"? ^

FAIL
May 24 2010 12:02PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
proof reading your own douchy comments


also, having a broken nose.
May 24 2010 12:23PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
i thought it was just having a nose bleed, as in, "I'm so high, I think I got a nose bleed"
May 24 2010 12:27PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
house empty, beats bumpin, nekkidddd.
May 24 2010 12:34PM
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bumblebeetuna
Posts: 218 - Karma: 57
milk and cookies
cold beer
body shots
knowing there are multiple bitches at a party you can get with
bonfires
2am summer nights
May 24 2010 12:52PM
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drwclrk
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 719
SO good.
May 24 2010 3:25PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
improper disposal of recyclables
black socks, black mandals
thrift store hats
DQ as an apologize because your mom made you got to a 3 hr award ceremony which you weren't awarded anything, still owes me big.
tan lines
May 24 2010 10:05PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
jumping into a 50 degree lake and running back up to soak in the hot tub
May 24 2010 10:08PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
designing 10 pairs of nike 6.0 iD's but never actually buying a pair
May 24 2010 10:34PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
getting 3 pairs of nike 6.0 iDs for free.
one to my brother, one to the dude who drums for us. trying to get two more so our entire band has matching shoes with matching IDs
May 24 2010 10:39PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Pissing people off on NS enough with a differing opinion to get them to call you a "faggot".... hehehehehehe
May 24 2010 10:42PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
(trolling)

(summer ns)

too bad i like you, panda, otherwise i would have a thing or two to say.
May 24 2010 10:47PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
iNS. Bad excuse, but there ya go.
May 24 2010 11:34PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
The one log poop. No wipe necessary.
May 25 2010 3:39PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
that ceremony was for smart people, tyler.
May 25 2010 5:17PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
NOTHING BETTER. it's like in n out burger
May 25 2010 5:56PM
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BizLiz
Posts: 107 - Karma: 18
tanning on your roof
watching an entire season of a tv show two days straight
May 25 2010 6:06PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
winning 6 pairs of goggles playing the http://www.youriding.com/ski game, and only recieving 1 pair in the mail and realizing you didn't play it for the free goggles, you played it because it made you feel like a boss when you were in the top 5 in your country
May 25 2010 8:27PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
watching deadliest catch
May 25 2010 8:41PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
damn. lucky.


oh, and also completely rolling a stop sign ... on your bike.
May 25 2010 8:53PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
man that game was such a tease, i played it on like the first or second day that it started, and i was in the top 5 so i was all pumped thinking i was gonna get some new goggles, then out of nowhere the next few days ppl started getting absolutely ridiculous scores ahaha
May 25 2010 10:01PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
Air conditioning on a hotass day

Finally being able to eat after youve been hungry for a very long time

Orgasms

When the team youre rooting for wins a very close very important game

Walking up to a sidewalk and timing it perfectly so all cars part just as you get there making it so you dont even have to break stride

Waking up too early and realizing you can go back to sleep

Putting the last piece of a puzzle in

Taking apart said puzzle

May 25 2010 10:11PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
1. vanilla ice cream 2. nesquik chocolate sauce 3. ???? 4. Profit
May 25 2010 10:16PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
Hiking 6 miles over 2,00 vertical feet getting to the top to see two VERY GOOD LOOKING women frolicking in the 60 degree sunshine in what is left of winter (snow fields) in bikinis.
May 25 2010 10:16PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332

Fantasy or reality?

just wonderin haha

May 25 2010 11:21PM
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I-Ski-AK
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 22
No pictures, it never happened..

No, it did, it was yesterday...60 degrees makes breasts look like pea smugglers atop a mountain.
May 26 2010 2:14AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
getting home from work where you worked up quite a sweat.

hopping in the shower. getting all clean, then taking late afternoon nap.

a very high thing.
May 26 2010 5:01PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
skating in your foreclosed next door neighbors pool.
May 26 2010 6:44PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Lol a recession higher thing.
May 26 2010 11:18PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
post nap masturbation increases dream sequences. *American Science Journal
May 26 2010 11:53PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
peeing in the shower.

it saves the environment. because you dont use up that, 4 whatever gallons, everytime you flush!
May 27 2010 10:53AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
excuse me wtf hahaha
May 27 2010 1:30PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I piss in a listerine bottle, then when it gets full i dump it out. It saves time, water, and when your drunk trying to get your friends to drink it is amusing.

"You won't do a shot of that!"
"I'll prove you wrong"
(Removes Cap)
"This smells like piss!"
"It's only because you're drunk, drink up!"
"You're probably right, ok"
May 27 2010 2:42PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Genius.

Your icon scares me.
May 27 2010 3:10PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
My future wife
May 27 2010 3:22PM
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*brian
Posts: 189 - Karma: 29
was opening up this picture in a file on my computer to post this when i saw it


May 27 2010 6:32PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
yes. and its quite fun. i got the cops called on me, he just laughed and said don't fuck anything up. ha
May 27 2010 8:45PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
getting high and watching james bond films
May 28 2010 12:47AM
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