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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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very true.

the next time you cut the grass its got to be the opposite of the way you did before.
May 15 2010 5:37PM
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SteezyOhio
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only if its your lawn, for my customers i usually say fuck it and go cost and time efficient way
May 15 2010 5:39PM
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CypressGrove
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^Lower the blade and do a smiley face. = More customers cuz the rest of the neighborhood wants to be happy too.
May 15 2010 5:48PM
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skiminnesota
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o yeah.

when im mowing grass thats not mine i go for efficiency.
May 15 2010 5:54PM
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SteezyOhio
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haha except today i was pretty hungover and also had a high hangover, so it took twice as long to do work as usual haha
May 15 2010 6:38PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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Hitting golf balls of your back porch
May 15 2010 11:27PM
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.Natty.
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hitting golf balls off of cliffs or roofs.

except dont be like this dumb fuck

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May 15 2010 11:37PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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wearing a suit to mcdonalds
May 15 2010 11:58PM
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.Natty.
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work
May 16 2010 12:02AM
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kronickrew
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Snorting cocaine with a fruit roll up

Using a sock instead of a condom

Telling people to go pick you're cotton
May 16 2010 12:16AM
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[-mvee-]
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this but mowing your intials into the lawn after your down.
May 16 2010 10:08AM
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MichSteeze
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trying to mow the ns sign into your yard, but failing...
May 16 2010 3:23PM
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skiminnesota
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doing yard work shirtless and in flip flops.
May 16 2010 3:41PM
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Aaaron.
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^barefoot.
May 16 2010 4:12PM
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amo
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Getting high and mowing the lawn on my sit-down tractor (John Deere FTW)

Smoking bong in bed/at desk/computer/place of extreme leisure
May 16 2010 5:10PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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sitting down in a hot steamy shower
May 16 2010 6:55PM
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[-mvee-]
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trying to impress someone by burning out at a 4 way stop,,,but failing.
May 16 2010 9:50PM
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dispatchQ_main
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masturbating on white carpets
May 16 2010 10:03PM
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Mr.Panda
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So stupid.
May 16 2010 10:08PM
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skiminnesota
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what happened?
May 16 2010 10:09PM
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kootenayklaus
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How the fuck would you think of sitting on the floor in a shower
May 16 2010 10:33PM
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Mr.Panda
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When you have been climbing multiple trees all day to cut the tops of them off, climbing back DOWN said tree and cutting the whole tree down... your legs get tired and you get in to take a shower and just sit down.
May 16 2010 10:35PM
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Malcolm
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fuck those trees up!
May 16 2010 10:59PM
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Bar_Down
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lol truuu, i switch it up every week
one week ill go diagonal one way, the other ill go the other way, then after ill go horizontal, then ill go criss-cross. my neighbors never know what to expect anymore
May 17 2010 9:08AM
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theline
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cracking your neck
Opening any box of pizza, ever
getting mail
farting and having no one notice
realizing when you have nothing you have to do
May 17 2010 9:23AM
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Bar_Down
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farting loudly in a very public place and not giving a fuck
May 17 2010 9:24AM
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MattWeiss
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high five-ing everyone at a party, reguardless of who they are

throwing water baloons at unsuspecting porch goers at a party at midnight

having regular "therapy sessions" with Dr. Z aka your best friends new zong

meatloaf and mashed potatoes

May 17 2010 9:52AM
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amo
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is am so happy.

My day was supposed to be...

AP US
PreCalc
Spanish
American Lit
Cooking

my day is...

Wiffle ball with AP US class
Free
Free
Movie
Cooking

I'm currently taking advantage of my two frees ripping bong as a mexican woman cleans my house
May 17 2010 10:20AM
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aflightlessbird
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Dressing like a G when your white as cottage cheese.
May 17 2010 12:12PM
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MattWeiss
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fruit on the bottom yogurt
May 17 2010 12:17PM
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Lemuel
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simply lemonade + gin = best thing ever
May 17 2010 12:36PM
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CypressGrove
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What? That's not true is it?
May 17 2010 12:44PM
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Lemuel
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This and rolling big rocks down a hill and into a river as pictures below:

Click for larger image

I'm pretty sure we destroyed a historic rock wall whilst doing this haha.
May 17 2010 12:45PM
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amo
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Blazing at 4:20 :D
May 17 2010 4:24PM
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MichSteeze
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passing your friends car, while spraying their car with pink sillystring.
May 18 2010 7:22PM
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Charles.
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getting into bed and have it already be warm with an electric blanket

i always think of good things to post on this thread when im not on NS then come on and forget ha
May 18 2010 10:18PM
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gypsytown
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little late but, pics or didn't happen
May 18 2010 10:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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im back bitches!
May 18 2010 10:44PM
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CypressGrove
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I heard you were dead.
May 18 2010 10:45PM
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SteezyOhio
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it was all a dream, i use to read word up magazine
May 18 2010 10:47PM
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skiminnesota
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O MA GOD YOURE BACK!

higher thing of the day,

going sight seeing in Washington DC with a NSer.
May 18 2010 10:49PM
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remove
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oh the things that were missed

May 18 2010 10:49PM
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SteezyOhio
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its horid when you can look at threads yet cannot post, such a bad feeling when you got something to say!
May 18 2010 10:50PM
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FBGM
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heyyyyy I could have been thurrrrr!
May 19 2010 9:16AM
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SteezyOhio
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listening to the oldies radio station
May 19 2010 5:19PM
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remove
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or AM radio

especially conspiracy radio like coast to coast while trippin at night

May 19 2010 5:27PM
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amo
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chips & salsa
May 19 2010 5:59PM
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SteezyOhio
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a blizzard your parents pay for, always sweeter when somebody else pays.
May 19 2010 9:18PM
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alpine_pow
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mooning friends whilst on the highway and not giving a fuck that everybody else on the highway can see your ass-hairs too.
May 19 2010 9:31PM
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SteezyOhio
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i try to show people my bare ass as often as possible, basketball, just whip it out, baseball, why not. skiing, if needed.
May 19 2010 9:34PM
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