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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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FBGM
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no you don't
May 12 2010 11:21PM
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SteezyOhio
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no i dont.
May 12 2010 11:34PM
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FBGM
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yes.
May 12 2010 11:36PM
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CypressGrove
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^you two have to be the biggest post whores after like 5pm. just sayin.
May 12 2010 11:44PM
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FBGM
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lol touche
May 12 2010 11:48PM
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SteezyOhio
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woaw woaw woaw, did you just clump me together with a woman, i can feel the hate through my computer in my sack, i feel your hate, and i am saddened.

besides this back to higher things

making ignant comments on peoples facebooks just for a reaction.
May 12 2010 11:54PM
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FBGM
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ahem
May 12 2010 11:55PM
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SteezyOhio
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reply time to that was under a minute, total creeper, you better not know where i live
May 12 2010 11:55PM
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FBGM
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yeah no shit it comes up in my threads. uh oh too bad i do.......
May 12 2010 11:59PM
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SteezyOhio
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then come visit hoe
May 13 2010 12:00AM
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FBGM
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uhhhh are you forgetting something, perhaps?
May 13 2010 12:01AM
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CypressGrove
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no hate, just sayin. at least you bring the lols.

my highness of the week:

driving 1100 miles straight from cold shitty milwaukee to wilmington with some bc bud, a case of mountain dew, some jimmy johns and the bare essentials to live. everybody that has been driving me nuts for a year is dealing with cold shitty weather and i just started the best job of my life in an awesome place to live with perfect weather. i threw out and gave away almost everything i own and i feel very free and fresh, like a higher person. miss my sis tho.

May 13 2010 12:22AM
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SteezyOhio
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sounds fucking awesome. congrats man!

to FBGM- am i forgetting something? yes, your a woman and thus cannot drive, buy a plan ticket, come visit? ;)
May 13 2010 12:35AM
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FBGM
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holy shit you're fucking retarded haha get back to me when you're not high and i will remind you.
May 13 2010 12:37AM
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rot4te
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skateboarding 18 miles just to get a coke


pushing your car half a mile at three AM so your mom doesn't hear you start it.
May 13 2010 12:53AM
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Charles.
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honestly probably at least 5 pages of this thread is them
May 13 2010 10:20AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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this thread sucks
May 13 2010 10:25AM
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MattWeiss
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then don't post here

May 13 2010 11:49AM
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pomme-de-terre
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see. i cant do this because my driveway is uphill, and my truck weighs 5900lbs. it makes me so mad. it would take like 15 guys to push that shit.



anyways.

going to the zoo is a higher thing. or an aquarium. aquariums are totally better for like dolphins and shit. but zoos have monkeys. but they are both way up there on my personal list of higher things.
May 13 2010 12:02PM
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MattWeiss
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don't forget about penguins, penguins are also a higher thing

May 13 2010 12:59PM
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Mr.Panda
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Penguins are fucked when the polar bears show up though.
May 13 2010 1:03PM
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MattWeiss
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in a battle, but among higher things, i think penguins take it imo
May 13 2010 1:04PM
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Mr.Panda
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I don't know about that... polar bear cubs are pretty cute.
May 13 2010 1:12PM
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Aaaron.
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good things penguins live on the opposite side of the globe.

May 13 2010 1:13PM
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MattWeiss
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but they grow up and aren't so cute then, kinda like this

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but penguins always look cute and classy in their permanent tuxedos

May 13 2010 1:18PM
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pomme-de-terre
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dude, penguins are SSSOOOO cute when they slide around their bellies and shit. polar bears dont have a chance in cuteness.

plus, did you see happy feet? fucking penguins singing and dancing and shit? fuck yeah!
May 13 2010 1:39PM
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Mr.Panda
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Pretty sure at least baby Polar Bears are fucking awesome.
May 13 2010 1:41PM
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Sallabillz
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constantly jerking off all the time at places like weddings and family reunions,. babysitting
May 13 2010 1:43PM
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Chokolite
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4chan. Nuff said.
May 13 2010 1:47PM
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pomme-de-terre
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youve got a good thing going there with the sig/name/icon there.




and i guess those cubs were pretty cute.
May 13 2010 1:59PM
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dompuch
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hahahahahaha!
May 13 2010 2:06PM
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MattWeiss
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they are, im just more of a penguin man
May 13 2010 2:07PM
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technique.
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too bad that first lady used like 4 of them to make her coat
May 13 2010 2:41PM
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B.bowzz
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shower/ jerk FTW !


May 13 2010 3:57PM
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baethoven
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its called jowering.
May 13 2010 3:58PM
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theline
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bacon on toast
having a woman make you a sandwich
drinking water from your hand
rolling a J in the car
May 13 2010 6:02PM
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CypressGrove
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Penguins have strength in numbers. Always a win, but lets not forget, bears are still a big threat.

Getting paid to ride Harleys. In perfect weather.

Getting an awesome job with just a phone call and a promise to be there in 3 days.

May 13 2010 8:07PM
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applejuice.
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sooo good. i like a little bit of mayo on mine too, just throw it on the foreman grill and bam.. MAGIC!
May 13 2010 9:33PM
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rot4te
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trading in your sandwiches for extra blowjobs.


if you must, you can make a sandwich. But you can't give yourself a blowjob.
May 13 2010 11:24PM
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nstubler
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jowering...
hahahahah
May 14 2010 6:20PM
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skiminnesota
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peeing, standing up, on an airplane. FTW


(while not missing)
May 14 2010 6:38PM
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Mr.Panda
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Whenever I do that we always manage to hit turbulence RIGHT as my stream gets going.
May 14 2010 10:45PM
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MichSteeze
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failing a test, then on the retake fail it even more...
May 14 2010 11:57PM
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CypressGrove
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I just piss all over the floor. Even when on the tarmac.
May 15 2010 12:34AM
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TOUCHE
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i do like my sandwiches with a happy ending. mhhmmmmm
May 15 2010 12:38AM
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SteezyOhio
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getting a BJ while watching your favorite tv show
May 15 2010 1:43PM
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Dr-Strangelove
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Peeing outside. The best!
May 15 2010 1:52PM
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baethoven
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being blitzed at an important event and pulling it off with flying colors.
May 15 2010 3:14PM
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skiminnesota
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mowing your lawn. but cutting diagonal stripes into it.

none of this horizontal bullshit like the rest of the schmucks in the world do.
May 15 2010 5:11PM
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SteezyOhio
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diagonal all dayyum day son, all i do. sometimes ya gotta throw a lil crissy crossy in there too
May 15 2010 5:36PM
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