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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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having somebody quote you in their sig.
May 9 2010 10:07PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
A. on  a deck/porch at sunset
B. on a boat of somesort.

And now for a combo...

Smokin a perfect J while relaxin on a boat, at sunset.
May 9 2010 10:49PM
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pomme-de-terre
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what the fuck is a mothers day party?


why do i keep quoting and responding to you in threads? i fucking hate NS whores....
May 10 2010 12:19AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
maybe you two should take this convo to PM's, i feel it may get a little inapro-pro for higher things thread ;) bwahaha
May 10 2010 12:25AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185

road head

road sex

head whilst playing video games

getting head while grilling steak preferably with american anthem playing in the background

May 10 2010 10:34AM
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baethoven
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whilst driving, or being driven?
May 10 2010 10:36AM
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Charles.
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while driving
May 10 2010 10:41AM
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FBGM
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i'm not a whore. and it's a party for mothers day. duh.
May 10 2010 11:25AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Using a three or more person outhouse,
Walking through the house naked after a shower
Eating dinner naked
May 10 2010 12:17PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
going backstage at a show where you know the band/someone in the band. also getting VIP for said show. it's a good feeling.
May 10 2010 3:59PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

narrating an evening hike as though you are Lewis and Clark discovering a new land

throwing or skipping rocks across a river

May 10 2010 4:16PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
10/10
May 10 2010 4:19PM
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Mr.Panda
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Going out with your girlfriend, best friend, his girlfriend, his mom, dad, and sister for a mother's day picnic BBQ and then right before the afternoon nap while everyone is off doing their own thing getting called the best teddy bear ever.
May 10 2010 4:24PM
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Milksteak
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Someone had a good Sunday.
May 10 2010 4:38PM
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Mr.Panda
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BBQd Veal Steaks
Fresh fish
fun times with awesome people... you could say yes I did.
May 10 2010 4:42PM
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Aaaron.
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awweee
May 10 2010 5:15PM
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2_fadez
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watching the show "Cops" and laughing at how dumb everyone else is.... until you get arrested for the same thing
May 10 2010 5:38PM
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FBGM
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hahaha!
May 10 2010 5:40PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Breaking into a house being built just to swim in its brand new pool. Preparing to do a backflip in and seeing a lil girl in the next door neighbors drive way, jumping in anyways then picking up your shit and telling the chicks to do the same, then hearing a dad yell at you and break the fence on the way out and run to your car giggling.
May 10 2010 6:55PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
shows that make you feel superior when you watch them, i.e; House, CSI etc
May 10 2010 7:46PM
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jayo.
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Putting your hands on your hips and looking into the distance while recieving a blowjob
May 10 2010 11:37PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
outdoor sexual favors
flavor blasted golfish
talking in accents
sock to sleep in
inversion tables
mopeds
john stossels facial hair, its bi-sexual,bi lingual, and bi-racial.
May 10 2010 11:55PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU



now i want goldfish.
May 10 2010 11:56PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
they're truly a gift from god to my mouth blased with flavor out of this world.

also- making these posters, then hanging them around school....
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May 11 2010 12:01AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
THIS IS AWESOME

even more so cause militant feminist piss me off.
May 11 2010 12:02AM
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FBGM
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are you high?
May 11 2010 12:03AM
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SteezyOhio
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[MG]http://image12.webshots.com/13/2/55/5/160325505zhZxjS_fs.jpg[/IMG]

why you say that?
May 11 2010 12:06AM
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SteezyOhio
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May 11 2010 12:07AM
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matt.s
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avoiding making a hyperlink when talking about teh house.
May 11 2010 12:10AM
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FBGM
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May 11 2010 12:15AM
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SteezyOhio
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Good, now assume your responsibility as a woman, and make me that.
May 11 2010 12:17AM
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skiminnesota
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running down to the curb and emptying your garbage into the can when the truck is 3 houses down.


SAFE! i made it!
May 11 2010 12:59PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
Having a sick job at a young age.

Drinking brews all night and not being hammered.

Drinking hard liquor on the rocks all night and barely being tipsy, extra points for being not hammered.

Listening to classical music while smoking blunts in your whip.
May 11 2010 6:01PM
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Bar_Down
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all of these dont sound like a good time to me lol
the first 2 would just own your wallet
and the last one, i dunno classical music would just put me right to sleep
May 11 2010 6:09PM
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FBGM
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HAPPY 18 PAGES EVERYONE!!!

fun fact about the number 18: it is the number following 17 and preceding 19.
May 11 2010 6:15PM
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skiminnesota
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coming in from outside (where its cold) and opening the oven and using it to warm up your hands.
May 11 2010 6:22PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
stupid NS

also,

baking an entire pizza for yourself, just because you want one

then cutting it into PERFECT 8ths. PERFECT
May 11 2010 6:25PM
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skithesprings
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on a boat FTW.

i cant wait for this summer.
shared blunts and bowls with friends at night/sunset. just chillin.
May 11 2010 6:32PM
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MichSteeze
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those rainy days where all you do is play ping pong....
May 12 2010 6:34PM
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Gameboy
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Not really sure about that one

Shampoo Mohawks

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and crashing a Ferrari:

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May 12 2010 7:16PM
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[-mvee-]
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actually passing a test in school
May 12 2010 8:52PM
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DERS.
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racing my 4runner! top speed of 100?
May 12 2010 8:54PM
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shinokubo
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being able to touch your little finger with your index finger. try it
May 12 2010 9:00PM
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FBGM
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you sum kinda freak er sumthin?
May 12 2010 9:16PM
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shinokubo
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rock/horn sign with your hand, and then try to get them together.
actually not THAT freaky but fcking hard.
May 12 2010 9:23PM
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FBGM
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haha i was joking.
but i still can't do it
May 12 2010 9:47PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
pina coladas

getting caught in the rain

making love at midnight
May 12 2010 10:09PM
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FBGM
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wait, can you repeat that so uni-corn can hear it?
May 12 2010 10:18PM
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SteezyOhio
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i see what you did!
May 12 2010 11:14PM
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