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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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taking an afternoon nap.

of a higher class for sure.
May 4 2010 11:43PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Finding a perfect skipping stone and getting a huge skip out of it!
May 4 2010 11:49PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Ivory Tux for Prom.

Going to Circle K gas station, getting a $1.05 frosher and drinking it out of wine glasses
May 5 2010 12:13AM
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FBGM
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i was expecting "GOING TO TACO BELL WHILST WEARING A HALF ZIPPED HOODIE WITH NOTHING UNDERNEATH."
May 5 2010 12:15AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
thats just fun. yet not classy

going to a steak house, wearing a pair of khaki shorts, flip flops and a Hawaiian shirt thats unbuttoned all the way down, now thats class.
May 5 2010 12:17AM
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ChillTeenDad420
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realizing that your teacher is gone and you have a substitute and are watching a video: perfect time to hit up NS on the phone
May 5 2010 12:52AM
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A_Zuck
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when your peeing you get the chills and wiggle. and your pee stream hits the sides of the toilet. but im always wiping it up with a smile on my face

sharting
May 5 2010 12:58AM
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zues
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yes ^

hibachi food of any type in an upscale japanese restaurant. 
May 5 2010 1:23AM
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geteducated
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peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a glass of milk.
May 5 2010 2:38AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

2 am for me... damn I must be getting old.

Having a great solid common ground with your roommate, and enjoying mary jane as ritual.

Ousting negativity and embracing virtue.

Having a family I can count on.

Knowing good, American people who will help anyone in need, as well as they can.

My sister, who I'm becoming to understand and draw insperation from in my new journey.

Knowing that I am a good man, who only means well and wants a higher life for my part of the world.

One day having a family that can count on me.

And again, having a family I can count on.

Dying HAPPY.

May 5 2010 3:05AM
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1337
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staying up all night for two nights in a row with nothing to do but NS, and being more than ok with it
May 5 2010 3:19AM
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Charles.
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falling asleep with gum in your mouth and waking up with it still there and minty
May 5 2010 6:50AM
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MattWeiss
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playing golf with the obsticals on a river with skipping stones/ skipping a stone off of a waterfall just to see how far or how big of a splash you can make

also, meeting a complete stranger on top of a parking deck and having said stranger hand you a blunt, which in resonse you hand her a bowl, deffinitely of a higher class

May 5 2010 7:53AM
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Charles.
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finding a bad stone but still skipping it like a boss

May 5 2010 8:02AM
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technique.
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wearing nothing but dress socks

May 5 2010 3:21PM
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skiminnesota
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eating cottage cheese or any other food right out of the container.

drinking milk or orange juice out of a gallon jug also.
May 5 2010 3:36PM
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Mr.Panda
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Teddy bears/stuffed animals
May 5 2010 3:43PM
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Aaaron.
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woah deeep
May 5 2010 7:40PM
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yung_stone
Posts: 203 - Karma: -62

shitting in the middle of ski trails

shitting in the glades

not using paper after deficating

May 5 2010 7:51PM
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Gameboy
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Throw a piece of paper in the garbage from a loooong distance

Beating your previous record

The voice after you breath some Helium

May 5 2010 8:04PM
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BEARS.
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eating while pooping.
May 5 2010 8:22PM
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steeze-doodle
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This!
May 5 2010 8:45PM
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steeze-doodle
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hahaha this is best!
May 5 2010 8:51PM
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geet
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keeping the cycle going
May 5 2010 8:57PM
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Ryan*
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Walking backwards, slowly, whilst peeing, to see how far back you can get...then going forward again really quickly as you finish and not getting a drop on the floor. My record is at least five feet from the toilet. Fuck yeah.
May 6 2010 12:39PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
your SAT tutor making you leave 1 hour eary from a 1.5 hour session because you're retarded and can't do math
May 6 2010 1:31PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i just shot an empty gallon of milk ive been walking around drinking all day over a table of kids, and into the trash can on the other side. like fucking baller. it was of higher class. it was such a far shot and i couldnt even see the can and i just fucking sank it.


also, there was free pizza in the quad. shit was straight riot status.


also, typing with only two fingers versus that home-row bullshit is dope. fuck home-row. i can type way faster like this anyway.
May 6 2010 2:28PM
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Mr.Panda
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May 6 2010 3:03PM
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kramerbradley35
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burning things
May 6 2010 3:08PM
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kramerbradley35
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and milf there are the higher things.Click for larger image
May 6 2010 3:24PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
driving on a sunday with no where to go and half a tank of gas
driving to a destination, with a bunch of friends, all in different cars, a car line, the best
cold popsicle after a hard days work
dogs licking your face
the smell of fresh cut grass/ gasoline
chips and salsa
May 6 2010 3:55PM
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Ski_The_East10
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Legend. I could watch him paint happy little trees all day long
May 6 2010 4:27PM
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FBGM
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i agree with all of those.
May 6 2010 4:30PM
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MattWeiss
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golfing with uni-corns

the smell of a 2 stroke engine warming up

fishing on a sunny day

May 6 2010 4:41PM
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FBGM
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lol
May 6 2010 4:47PM
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technique.
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using the word "whilst"
May 6 2010 5:17PM
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[-mvee-]
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stealing eheaths icon.. ^^^^^
May 6 2010 6:49PM
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FBGM
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chocolate milk.
strawberry milk.
chocolate-strawberry milk.


talking to someone for hours and never getting sick of them.
May 6 2010 7:38PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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holy shit same
May 6 2010 7:43PM
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apcaipse
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Listening to rap in the car and rapping along, windows open, bass bumpin'. Living the good life.

Chipotle.
May 6 2010 8:00PM
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No_Dub
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Going to the store, buying tons of random peppers and making amazing hot sauce. Then bring it to the mountain and putting it on everything.
May 6 2010 8:03PM
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SteezyOhio
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not talking to somebody cause babies threw up on your phone

pain, embrace it, because you don't know your living if you can't feel any pain. it's an emotion.

sore joints after a hard days work, its satisfying.

making bank to the point where you have to turn away business your soo busy and rich
May 6 2010 9:05PM
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Mr.Panda
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May 6 2010 9:06PM
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FBGM
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lol thanks. i forgot to tell you i activated my old phone.
May 6 2010 9:08PM
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SteezyOhio
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you probably can get a replacement new phone due to it being under the 30 day no questions warrenty. do it.
May 6 2010 9:14PM
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FBGM
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and then kill the baby via blender? i like the way you think.
May 6 2010 9:15PM
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SteezyOhio
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noooooooo, i'm only pro partial birth abortions. they're the coolest, everything else is too civil. but seriously they will replace it so stop facebook bitching bitch =)
May 6 2010 9:26PM
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FBGM
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I GOT MY PHONE ON MARCH 26. that is more than thirty days. stop being a bitch tyler.
May 6 2010 9:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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shitttttt, i was thinking it was after i got back form vacation, which was around a month ago, dont be a jerk. jerk. =)
May 6 2010 9:41PM
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