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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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skiminnesota
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how about a pit latrine?


cause assuming i own the acreage, that could be a possibility.


get this mental image, on a large rolling hill (or mtn top) put a pit latrine with no sort of enclosure around it so you can drop your load while surrounded by natures beauty.

i like the plank balcony idea. it would make those 3am trips to the bathroom all the more exciting when lit by moonlight.
Apr 27 2010 12:04AM
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Ducky.
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Family guy is also up there, along with longboards
Apr 27 2010 12:06AM
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SteezyOhio
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well yes, how about a piss plank into the grass, yet a high suspension toilet over a cliff, your shit falls 300 feet into the god forsaken sea while you use biodegradable toilet paper to clean your bung hole. pit latrine sounds dope, yet it would be better if it were a latrine ontop of one of those hunter stands so you can scope out for yotes and you could hunt them while shitting.
Apr 27 2010 12:11AM
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skiminnesota
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EVEN BETTER!


then you woudnt need as much of a hill or mtn to get your views.

realistically i will never own ocean front property with picture esq large cliffs. sorry.


another addition to the higher things thread.

hopping off a tractor (its gotta be a cool tractor) and just peeing right in the middle of a field you are in the process of discing. even better if you write your name in the incredibly dry soil.
Apr 27 2010 12:17AM
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I-Ski-AK
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road head.
Apr 27 2010 2:20AM
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Aaaron.
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getting a parking spot really close to the lodge on a crowded day.
Apr 27 2010 11:45AM
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Scott0_robot0
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listening to willie nelsons countryman on vinyl and smoking a joint hell yeaaa
Apr 27 2010 12:04PM
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uni-corn
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Pulling in to a parking spot and seeing that you are able to pull through to the next spot, one row closer.
Apr 29 2010 4:18PM
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FBGM
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YEAH!




sex in public places.
Apr 29 2010 5:11PM
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baethoven
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depends, sex in a Mcdonalds bathroom not too classy.

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Apr 29 2010 5:22PM
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Relish_man
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getting drunk at 1:00 on a sunday
eating pizza at 10am because you're high
Apr 29 2010 5:26PM
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FBGM
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sex in classy public places.
Apr 29 2010 5:28PM
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geet
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like a fountain.or a patio
Apr 29 2010 6:45PM
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FBGM
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or by a river
Apr 29 2010 6:51PM
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uni-corn
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That have geese and baby geese chillin by it.
Apr 29 2010 9:56PM
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FBGM
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baby geese are so adorable. SO ADORABLE.
Apr 29 2010 10:06PM
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FBGM
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hmmmm. i'll have to try that sometime.
Apr 29 2010 10:15PM
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zues
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throwing down 3 beers in the shower.  shaving your pubes because you know you're getting laid that night. 

nothing better.

Apr 29 2010 10:16PM
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Billiards.
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that was so beautiful. What poem is that from?
Apr 29 2010 10:52PM
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Bar_Down
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back of an SUV is legit
Apr 29 2010 10:56PM
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SteezyOhio
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AHHHHHH mental fucking image, fuck you two. fucking kids. 
Apr 29 2010 11:06PM
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FBGM
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TYLER! not okay!
Apr 29 2010 11:07PM
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SteezyOhio
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it's okay....?
Apr 29 2010 11:40PM
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SteezyOhio
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you're right, i used fuck/fucking too much in that previous post. I'm sorry God.... and Julia.
Apr 29 2010 11:54PM
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zues
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bullshit thats my own quote!!! happened to me uconn spring weekend last week..
was a great  night.
Apr 30 2010 1:34AM
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Charles.
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ive only read up to pg 7 so far so hopefully these havent been posted yet

driving barefoot

dunkaroos

talking on the phone while shitting only to find the person your talking to is also shitting

Apr 30 2010 8:24AM
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Charles.
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looking for a comb for a while then realizing your looking in the kitchen..... while being blazed out of your mind
Apr 30 2010 8:29AM
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FBGM
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you're forgiven :)
Apr 30 2010 8:34AM
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c.davis
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A nice warm stack of buttered up Eggos with mrs buttersworth syrup.
Possibly one of the best high meals
Apr 30 2010 11:26AM
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corona
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try some real maple syrup? million times better, no contest.

and nothing is more overrated than a high quality can opener
Apr 30 2010 11:49AM
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cubber
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sitting at any performance while everyone around you is giving a standing ovation
Apr 30 2010 12:52PM
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apcaipse
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Staying up all night while people sleep, and when you think you've woken them up turning off the monitor and stealthily hiding, only to watch them come in and look for you but never find you because you're a ninja.

Talking to gangster black guys about rap, and knowing more then them about said rappers.

Root beer in a bottle.

Coke from a classy glass bottle.

Tossing things into the air, only to catch them in your mouth.

Biking with no hands and texting.

Smoking cigars and speaking like a mobster from the 30's.

Tuxedos that aren't colored the normal colors.

Hugs where you pick the other person up.

Being incredibly cheesy with a girlfriend / boyfriend just to make your friends awkward.

Using logic to totally own a christian's beliefs.

Crushing someones argument in a debate.

Doing large mathematical addition / multiplication really fast.
Apr 30 2010 12:52PM
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geteducated
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douche bag
Apr 30 2010 12:57PM
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geet
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facing the opposite way when you poop so you have a table.
Apr 30 2010 2:03PM
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MattWeiss
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the smell of sperm trees blooming

signing your name on a receipt after you use your credit card like you're a celebrity and they have been dying for your autograph

Apr 30 2010 2:12PM
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riddsicle
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-flipping off your girlfriend's ex and calling him a faggot to  his face all in one instance

-cruising on a nice day with a cig and loud music

-setting your alarm a half hour early just so you can wake up and go back to sleep

-dunkaroos

-that late afternoon nap after a day of drinking

-hitting a diffused/perculated(sp?)/ice catchered bong

-buying dank nugs at a very low price

-stomping a new trick on the tramp

-new sunglasses

Apr 30 2010 3:01PM
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Sun_Ra
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Skiing overly drunk when the hill is opened all night

Having an ice cold beer as soon as you wake up

Playing in childs playground all nite on shrooms

Eating naked (Classic)

Apr 30 2010 3:19PM
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uni-corn
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Going 17 holes in golf with the worst shots ever, only to have the 18th hole be amazing for you.
Apr 30 2010 3:48PM
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FBGM
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on the nicest day of the year
Apr 30 2010 4:14PM
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steeze-doodle
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ME TOOO!!!!
Apr 30 2010 4:17PM
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LARd.
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ghost riding the whip
Apr 30 2010 4:20PM
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1337
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so awesome.
Apr 30 2010 4:22PM
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FBGM
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nice.
Apr 30 2010 7:14PM
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UNREAL
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Being that guy in a traffic jam blasting loud beats
Apr 30 2010 7:22PM
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gus555
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shit u got me
Apr 30 2010 11:01PM
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SteezyOhio
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i suck at making threads.
May 1 2010 12:48AM
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gus555
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no i guarentee at least ten elder men masterbated to the things said on this thread ..........WIN
May 1 2010 10:21AM
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Gameboy
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Exactly what i'll be doing in two minutes

-Drinking ice cold water

-Eating pockets pizzas with fork/knife

-Use the fries box at McDonald's as a french fries launcher

-Spilling your drink on the floor and have someone else to clean it for you

-Massages

-Stalking on facebook

May 1 2010 1:40PM
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FBGM
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spending the day in the forest laying on a boulder, reading, listening to some chill music, just enjoying yourself all dayyyum day. and then going and laying in the grass in a field and doing the same thing with the wind blowing perfectly. and then going home at the end of the day and taking a fucking steaming hot shower. mmmm.

also having a racist grandfather.
May 1 2010 9:41PM
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