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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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yuck
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oh yeah i definitely do that one all the time...
Apr 21 2010 5:48PM
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geet
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eating corn on the cob. with a fork.
Apr 21 2010 6:01PM
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steep
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awesome thread
Apr 21 2010 6:03PM
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lahnabonny
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home cook meals after months of gross college food
that feeling after changing from jeans to sweatpants
winning on a scratch off lottery ticket
a twist of lemon in a bottle of lionshead
Apr 21 2010 6:04PM
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SoulSkia
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Wine Pong
Apr 21 2010 8:13PM
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SteezyOhio
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perfectly executed rolling of a hose.
Apr 21 2010 8:24PM
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No_Dub
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Driving yourself to school when you don't have a licence.
Apr 21 2010 10:19PM
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majora
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making our own beef jerky, Talking about pussy, and shitting with the door open!!!
Apr 21 2010 10:32PM
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robotunicorn
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looking down at your cell phone when you pass someone on the street you don't want to talk to.

Peeing in the butt

new clothes

macgyvering together a piece to smoke with from household items

afterbanging while pissing

waking up to sunlight and not an alarm

consuming chocolate milk/ ice cream

watching every episode of south park
Apr 21 2010 10:40PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
yes my friend, you understand higher things and how the are part of everyday life. the posters above and below you though..... shit out of luck and straight out of compton stupid.

wearing shoes without socks, on occasion.
Apr 21 2010 10:53PM
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BEARS.
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wearing flip flops with socks.
Apr 21 2010 11:02PM
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SteezyOhio
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socks and sandals? = scandals my favorite.
Apr 21 2010 11:03PM
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FBGM
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how do you get scandals from that???
Apr 21 2010 11:10PM
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SteezyOhio
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are you serious?
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SOCKS+ SANDALS= C from socks integrated into SANDALS, what are you gonna call them sandlocks?
Apr 21 2010 11:13PM
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FBGM
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no, you're just moving letters around. it doesn't work that way.
Apr 21 2010 11:16PM
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SteezyOhio
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I'm adding shit to the higher things list-
Blowjobs
Exotic animals as pets
Finding shoes at clearance stores that absolutely kick ass
freeballing in public (its worth being reposted)
gold bond on the nuts on a hot day
cookies and milk
Apr 21 2010 11:18PM
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klayer_9
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-Wearing Hawaiian shirts, un buttoned.
-wine bags
-riding BMX bikes hammered
-Grilled cheese sandwiches with pepper jack cheese
-grilling burgers in the parking lot of a ski resort
-Being in a hot tub with females , while its snowing.
-motorcades
-sun glasses indoors


Apr 21 2010 11:35PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
GOUDA AND SUNDRIED TOMATOES. that is all.
Apr 21 2010 11:36PM
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0123456789
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unbuttoned button up shirt, shorts, no undershirt, either no shoes, or boat shoes, no belt, corona in one hand, a blunt in the other.
Apr 21 2010 11:53PM
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skiminnesota
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making them on the grill. (ive done it)

for that matter, grilling any foods, especially if they are not traditionally "grill" foods is of a higher class. but only if its charcoal.

also of a higher class. having just as large a computer monitor as your television. resulting in a much higher resolution as well.
Apr 22 2010 12:44AM
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T.Hartman
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i agree. It should be this:

socks + Sandles = Sockles or Sackles or something
Apr 22 2010 1:10AM
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Black-Bandanna
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- Sinking the money cup in ruit, choosing the most drunk person to take it, and watching them struggle.
- Getting chosen to take the money cup and downing it two gulps, unphased.
- Sinking the last cup in ruit.
- Cruising with the windows down, arm hanging out, and listening to tunes.
- Waking up fully refreshed.
- Finding the perfect sleeping position.
- Finishing a beast workout and chugging a bottle of water.
- Handing in a test before everyone else, and knowing you crushed it.
- Wearing untied running shoes with no socks and basketball shorts.
- Running with no shirt on.
- Making the perfect mark or line the first time in a drawing.
- Chicken Finger Friday's and Cheeseburger Thursday's at my college.
- Finishing a paper and printing it out.
- Throwing a stick at a tree and hitting it dead on.
- Pooping naked.
- Getting the color you wanted out of a gumball machine.
- Strolling to class knowing that you look like a boss.
- Making a height, in pole vaulting, on your third attempt.
- Coming in after almost everyone is out, in pole vaulting.
- Having the perfect plant and feeling your body connect with the pole, knowing it's going to be a huge jump.
- When the song you wanted is selected in shuffle.
- Cracking your back over the back of your chair in a morning class.
Apr 22 2010 1:13AM
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Ian.Ham
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Peeing outdoors late at night in the middle of nowhere (mountains, plains, forest, etc.) on a perfectly clear night and looking at the stars.  so prime.
Apr 22 2010 1:17AM
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MattWeiss
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the feeling of your balls peeling off your leg after a long car ride in the summer, and letting them hang freely after that
Apr 22 2010 7:42AM
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No_Dub
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Buying your everyday cloths at goodwill.
Apr 22 2010 10:10AM
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Bar_Down
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pissing while swimming in a lake/ocean
casually walking outside at night, in the nude
Apr 22 2010 10:22AM
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ben_southworth
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this one.

to top it off:
watching a sunset with a bottle of nice wine and a cigarette.
naked.
Apr 22 2010 10:28AM
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FBGM
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this guy knows whats up.
Apr 22 2010 10:42AM
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No_Dub
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Smoking joints insted of cigs. But at the same pace that you would smoke cigs.
Apr 22 2010 12:09PM
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skiminnesota
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eating non breakfast food. for breakfast.
Apr 22 2010 12:29PM
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ECB
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Knowing what a Z Job is
Apr 22 2010 12:35PM
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lahnabonny
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cold pizza for breakfast ftw
Apr 22 2010 12:35PM
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Pee_and_Ski
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did that yesterday at a lacrosse game

going to take a shit, and realizing that your school finally bought some good toilet paper.
Apr 22 2010 12:52PM
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neapolitan
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oh that is a really good feeling!

What about having a picnic with a really attractive woman while riding on the back of an elephant across the atlantic ocean while playing some spanish guitar on your way to the Azores!

the highest thing!

Apr 22 2010 12:58PM
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CypressGrove
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can i buy some weed from you?

pretending to text so you don't have to talk to the douchebagg standing next to you.

teaching little kids curse words

playing with legos at the age of 24 :)

elbow out the window while driving, looking steazy as fuck

Apr 22 2010 9:17PM
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SteezyOhio
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birthday cake for breakfast the day after is always the best
Apr 22 2010 9:49PM
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FBGM
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YES.
Apr 22 2010 9:55PM
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basedjase
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of higher things aslo include:

-gell in the hair, not to much

-cheap shades with the necktie thingy so they hang around your neck, classy as fuck

-bringing ghettoblasters to school

-shortshorts, tall t's, and mocs. on a breezy summer afternoon

-crushing a can perfectly

-catch a giant fish, fuck its brains out

Apr 23 2010 12:40AM
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Nathn
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Peestyling in public bathrooms.
Apr 23 2010 12:43AM
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Bar_Down
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taking a shit with the door open so you can still see the tv
Apr 23 2010 12:45AM
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CypressGrove
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taking a shit with your laptop, on ns. as in, me right now.
Apr 23 2010 12:54AM
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CypressGrove
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pinching the perfect no wiper, but you always gotta make sure...
Apr 23 2010 1:00AM
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skiminnesota
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having a girl quote you on NS.

most definitely a higher thing.
Apr 23 2010 1:03AM
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nipples-the-cat
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this by the way is the hardest thing i have ever attempted to do... i can honestly say i have only suceeded at this task once and even then it was supper skeechy.

peeing with no hands, in the afterbang position, while shutting the door with one leg and having the lights off the whole time... just try it some time when you finally get it you feel like you could take over the world with just your words...

smoking a cigar and drinking scotch while watching achorman

Apr 23 2010 12:37PM
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CypressGrove
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Holy shit. That has to be the highest thing I have read on this thread. ++K

Apr 24 2010 1:22AM
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FBGM
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rolling a j for 5 people and then having the other 4 back out, but smoking it anyway.
Apr 24 2010 1:24AM
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Black-Bandanna
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Impromptu blowjobs.
Apr 24 2010 1:25AM
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CypressGrove
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Smoking a joint with 4 douchebaggs around, and only sharing if asked in a high manner.

Apr 24 2010 1:26AM
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Balto
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bong hits naked on the toilet
Apr 24 2010 1:26AM
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FBGM
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tom, i have a question.
Apr 24 2010 1:28AM
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