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Drail
Posts: 14045 - Karma: 10,323
I think that saying is one of the dumbest defenses ever, and I am sick and tired of people using it.

Since this is a skiing website, I'll use the old skiing vs snowboarding "rivalry" as my example.

"park skiing wouldn't exist without snowboarding" which goes to: "snowboarding wouldn't exist without skiing", so I guess the next one would be "skiing wouldn't exist without, shit I don't know - the need for easy transportation in the winter?"




bottom line, the saying is really dumb and annoying as hell, because what it eventually all comes down to is this "without anything we'd still be sitting in a dark cave grunting to each other.


snow wouldn't exist without winter, so what's the fucking point.
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balltoohard
Posts: 294 - Karma: -9
hahaha thats  a good 1
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balltoohard
Posts: 294 - Karma: -9
skiing wouldnt exist without skis
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27

freeskiing wouldnt exist without snowboarding.

inb4 war.

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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
Pokemon would not exsist with out asians. Do I win?
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
Freeskiing wouldn't exist without snowboarding (shitstorm begin) which wouldn't exist without skateboarding, which wouldn't exist without surfing.
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es94
Posts: 291 - Karma: 67
Newschoolers wouldnt exist without 13 year olds with unlimited internet access.
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
Obama wouldnt exhist with out black people
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TOK
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afterbang wouldn't exist without wallisch
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SPECK
Posts: 616 - Karma: 47
4chan would exist without trolling
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
should be chatroulette wouldnt exist without dudes showin  you their balls
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rickroller
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hoes would not exist without money
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ISellMeth
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I now feel like the mariners.
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terror.bear
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Blastoise wouldn't exist without Squirtle.
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

terrorists would not exist with the middle east

no hate towards the good middle eastern citizens

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LukeB
Posts: 462 - Karma: 10
I made a fire up camping and my mom claimed she made it because without her I wouldn't be here
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
NSG would not exist without trolling
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 35
African americans wouldn't exist without lazy white people
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
microsoft would exist without steve jobs
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,658
pretty sure you got newschoolers confused with free porn sites
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pmw
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law enforcement wouldn't exist without black people
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
(kfc) wouldn't exist without (african americans)
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
you wouldn't exist without me.
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 503
umm actually, my computer frame was manufactured out of a solid piece of aluminum and is a unibody structure.
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
the taser wouldn't exist without alcohol
15 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9597 - Karma: 71,335
Yes yes yes yes yes wouldn't exist without AWWW FUCK
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,281
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pmwlaw enforcement wouldn't exist without black people

Fuck u and ur racism
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