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Drail
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I think that saying is one of the dumbest defenses ever, and I am sick and tired of people using it.

Since this is a skiing website, I'll use the old skiing vs snowboarding "rivalry" as my example.

"park skiing wouldn't exist without snowboarding" which goes to: "snowboarding wouldn't exist without skiing", so I guess the next one would be "skiing wouldn't exist without, shit I don't know - the need for easy transportation in the winter?"




bottom line, the saying is really dumb and annoying as hell, because what it eventually all comes down to is this "without anything we'd still be sitting in a dark cave grunting to each other.


snow wouldn't exist without winter, so what's the fucking point.
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Liam.Butler
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Yes you do, your tool don't magically appear.
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theabortionator
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Babies wouldnt exist without storks
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CypressGrove
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indians were able to cut down trees and turn the into canoes with nothing but fire and rocks. im sure if electricty were to go away man kind would get by.
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fosnow333
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(skiing) wouldn't exist without (gravity)
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shredables
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not at this point, remember when new hampshire lost power for like 5 days?
people were buying generators for $500 at Home Depot and driving 2 hours to New Hampshire and selling them on the street for $2500.

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ImAnAss
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LIFE WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT THE POWER AND GLORY OF GOD AND JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVIOR AMEN
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theabortionator
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bwahahahahahahahaha
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DFT1080
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survival is not going to be for everyone.
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Logey.
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alligators

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theabortionator
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Hydrooxicut wouldn't exist without obese people
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Ski_is_Fun
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trabeck
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CypressGrove
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extremely true
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charmander
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"(_racism____) wouldn't exist without (__minorities____)"
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Chickendodo
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(God) wouldn't exist without (Humans).
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Reverend_Steeze
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Jesus wouldn't exist without Druggies
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elemeno89
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toilet paper wouldnt exits without crap.
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8088
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wrong. santa wouldn't exist without Christmas spirit
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D_War
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you wouldn't exist with out broken condoms
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DutchhGutss
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you wouldnt exist without parents... idfk haha
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neutralzombie
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it doesn't always snow in winters. :)
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yourthemannowdog
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silly noob. African's are monkeys!

jk
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Malcolm
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what about people who made huts out of mud and straw
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Swaggermager
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Boners wouldnt exist without todd wallnutz
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Liam.Butler
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When is the last time in your daily life that you have built a mud and straw hut?
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Malcolm
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um when i went to africa last year as a foreign exchange student to study agriculture.
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ski-swagga
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your mom wouldnt exist without your grandma.
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Backyard.Skier
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reproduction wouldnt exist without men.
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Chompo.
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Skiing wouldn't exist without skis
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nipples-the-cat
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im a welder as well so im not hateing, but you can bolt things together, not as positive but it can be done..

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Freshbakedbread
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Soap?
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Mr.Feeny
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(girls) wouldn't exist without (dicks) hahaha this is not only true literally, but also figuratively lol

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Freshbakedbread
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Gnarsmallow wouldn't exist without Marsmallows
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Ski..4..Life
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The chicken wouldn't exist without the egg
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B4NE1
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there is no god
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C-Burg
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"Global warming" wouldn't exist without "George W. Bush"
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Craze
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Did you know the reason for such rapid spread of aids in Africa is due to the fact that they honestly think if they fuck young boys it would cure them of aids? No joke! hahahaha
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Backyard.Skier
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his name is tom wallisch
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Liam.Butler
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You are very correct sir thing can be bolted together, but the welding process is used in making the bolts.
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Drail
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I got a book you gotta check out. It's called "One Man's Wilderness, An Alaskan Odyssey".

The book is the journal of a guy who built a cabin in the wilderness of Alaska. He brought with him tool heads and made his own handles on site, used logs from the area, built a fireplace with rocks from the area, etc, etc... The only outside supplies were cement for the fireplace, and tar for the roof. He COULD have succeeded without them, but he wasn't trying to prove anything to anyone and it made a world of difference for what he wanted.


Really good book, and I know that it really made me think about modern society and what we think we "NEED".
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popNfresh44
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sex wouldnt exist without penises and vaginas
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elemeno89
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sex wouldnt exist without bodily excrements too.
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Evilchris
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sandwiches wouldn't exist without women
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DFT1080
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Heck yes.   I'm pretty sure a documentary had been made on that guy and aired on PBS.  If that stuff interests you too, you might also like the writings of Eric Sloane.  Two of his books I really like are "Seasons of American Past" and "Diary of an Early American Boy"  
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FreeskierRocco.
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Peanut butter wouldn't exist without Peanuts...
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CypressGrove
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hahaha nice.
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nipples-the-cat
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sandwiches and waffle frys....
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poopandflush
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My extreme hype for skiing would exist without shane mconkey?
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garrettwiz
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bump
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Balls-of-NS
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balls balls
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Abc567def
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cock wouldn't exist without pussy
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