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(_____) wouldn't exist without (______)

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Drail
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I think that saying is one of the dumbest defenses ever, and I am sick and tired of people using it.

Since this is a skiing website, I'll use the old skiing vs snowboarding "rivalry" as my example.

"park skiing wouldn't exist without snowboarding" which goes to: "snowboarding wouldn't exist without skiing", so I guess the next one would be "skiing wouldn't exist without, shit I don't know - the need for easy transportation in the winter?"




bottom line, the saying is really dumb and annoying as hell, because what it eventually all comes down to is this "without anything we'd still be sitting in a dark cave grunting to each other.


snow wouldn't exist without winter, so what's the fucking point.
Feb 21 2010 1:39PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
(Baseball) wouldn't exist without (Steroids)
Feb 21 2010 1:41PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
Drail wouldn't exist without newschoolers.com
Feb 21 2010 1:41PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
(skiing) wouldnt exist without (sex)
Feb 21 2010 1:43PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
??
Feb 21 2010 1:47PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
you wouldnt exist without me and your mother
Feb 21 2010 1:47PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
haha i loled but it's kinda creepy
Feb 21 2010 1:48PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
chatroulette wouldnt exist without girls dumpin em out
Feb 21 2010 1:48PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
anything you use in daily life would not exist without welding.
Feb 21 2010 1:48PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
My computer?
Feb 21 2010 1:49PM
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wh@t
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brain.
Feb 21 2010 1:50PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

haha

this would be even funnyer if papasteeze was saying it to nipples

Feb 21 2010 1:52PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
where was your computer get built, did the building it was constructed in just appear? Also the sheet metal components that are stamped out how do you think that machine was assembled?
Feb 21 2010 1:53PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
herpes wouldnt exist without whores.
Feb 21 2010 2:05PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Life wouldn't exist without porn
Feb 21 2010 2:07PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
this thread wouldnt exist without the pure hate of the OP towards least important things
Feb 21 2010 2:12PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231
winner
Feb 21 2010 2:17PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
god wouldn't exist without god
Feb 21 2010 2:21PM
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Slinger1x1
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the fact that you just said "where was your computer get built" makes everything you say become a joke
Feb 21 2010 2:25PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
aids wouldn't exists without africa
Feb 21 2010 2:28PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Cats wouldnt exist without the failing american economy and the effect that it has on the rest of the world.
Feb 21 2010 2:33PM
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Liam.Butler
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Your are very correct sir! Since I did butcher a sentence no matter how right I am my point becomes void and you don't actually have to post anything up to really prove me wrong. But I am glad that this little rebuttal will make you laugh as it is a joke correct? UMAD BRO?
Feb 21 2010 2:33PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
(the awesome thing skiing is today) wouldn't exist without (Shane Mcconkey)
Feb 21 2010 2:41PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
(i) wouldn't exist without (alcohol)

jk
Feb 21 2010 2:48PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
pizza wouldnt exist without italians.
Feb 21 2010 2:51PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
penis.
Feb 21 2010 2:55PM
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apcaipse
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Of the people in that conversation, I think you're the winner.
Feb 21 2010 2:58PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
AIDS wouldn't exist without monkey sex
Feb 21 2010 2:59PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
PENIS! CAN ANYONE BEAT ME AT THE PENIS GAME
Feb 21 2010 3:28PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

PENIS!

can i have cookie now?

Feb 21 2010 3:38PM
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KimJong_ILL
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everything wouldn't exist without nuclear fusion.

Feb 21 2010 3:51PM
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highindasky55
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(my happiness) wouldn't exist without (party in the USA)
Feb 21 2010 4:02PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
oh god
Feb 21 2010 4:09PM
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Dainsey
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wallisch wouldn't exist without afterbang
Feb 21 2010 4:11PM
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Crack.
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mcdonalds wouldnt exist without fat people
Feb 21 2010 4:12PM
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Dustin.
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No, your point is void because it was a false one and you also proved you are not intelligent.  Life existed before welding believe it or not.
Feb 21 2010 4:37PM
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elemeno89
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diarrhea wouldnt exist without mexican foods.
Feb 21 2010 4:39PM
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Kmania
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Biggie is crying in his grave right now
Feb 21 2010 4:45PM
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Hermondo
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chipotle-away
Feb 21 2010 4:49PM
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TheButterHashira
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Santa wouldn't exist without christmas
Feb 21 2010 4:54PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
no the biggie version is an insult to his music. im talking straightup miley cyrus rocking out
Feb 21 2010 5:03PM
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CypressGrove
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a lot of products we enjoy today wouldnt exist without welding.
Feb 21 2010 5:08PM
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DFT1080
Posts: 998 - Karma: 12
yeah, fuck welding. Woodworking is superior. You don't need electricity to build with wood.
Feb 21 2010 5:18PM
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TheButterHashira
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You don't need electricity to weld.
Feb 21 2010 5:19PM
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Steeze_Cake
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you beat me to it hahahaha
Feb 21 2010 5:22PM
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DFT1080
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tell it to lincoln electric.
Feb 21 2010 5:33PM
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Liam.Butler
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Well that is why I said daily life. Please name one thing that you use in daily life (man made) where welding was not a part of the process in it being made. Also to the person who said wood working is superior please tell me what the tools used in it are made of. Then explain to me how they are made with out the welding process.
Feb 21 2010 5:34PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
brazing? oxy-acetylene? can you change a spare tire?
Feb 21 2010 5:35PM
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shredables
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joo's wouldnt exist without money
Feb 21 2010 5:40PM
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DFT1080
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Okay, you don't need electricity or gases to build with wood.
Feb 21 2010 5:42PM
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AdolfShitler
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(My sanity) wouldn't exist without (Newschoolers.com)
Feb 21 2010 5:44PM
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