Replying to Lacerated Kidney on Rail

So I'm sitting in my bed in the hospital bored as hell and figured I'd create a thread on my recent ski injury. I was sliding a handrail a few days ago when I lost my balance and fell back onto the rail, slicing my kidney and cracking a couple ribs. I've been pissing out blood for the past 2 days and recently heard from the doctor that my ski season as I knew it was over. So, I figured I'd just create a thread to entertain myself while in the hospital for the next few days and ask if anyone else has had a similar injury or worse that they'd like to share?....I literally cannot do anything for weeks, so hit me with all you got......Oh yea, I also just found out that I won a GoPro in the contest NS had and, well, I can't use it! FML