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Pooping with no shirt on?

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kietzmann4g
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 there was a thread recently posted about speed pooping and someone said somthing about pooping with no shirt on. well my question is what do u do with the other hand? i always feel wierd pooping with no shirt on. one hand has to hold the hose down from sprayin all over and the other is used to hold the shirt up a little but wat do u do with the other when u dont have a shirt?
Feb 19 2010 10:54PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you made my day sirrrrr:)

Feb 19 2010 10:56PM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
i like to poop with no shirt

bye
Feb 19 2010 10:56PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
i usually sit with my habnds on my knees and dont usae either hand.  why would you need 2 hands to poop?
Feb 19 2010 10:57PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
You use it to turn the pages of your selected reading material man.

No shirt poopin' feels like skinny dipping; the way it was meant to be done.
Feb 19 2010 10:58PM
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skithecanada
Posts: 638 - Karma: 56
The real question is who here poops with NO PANTS ON!!!!
Feb 19 2010 10:59PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
how do u hold it down then? doesnt it like spray all over if u dont? u must have some kinda prostate problem or something and have a weak stream.
Feb 19 2010 10:59PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
i gotta go shit     ill take my shirt of and try
Feb 19 2010 11:00PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
i completely agree. u ever try to dump a load naked? wierdest thing ever!! i realize thats how it was ment to be but i just couldnt get the feel of that
Feb 19 2010 11:02PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
you just put it in the toilet and it kinda rests against the front of the seat. then you use both your hands for reading a magazine or newspaper
Feb 19 2010 11:03PM
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HenniferLopez
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Feb 19 2010 11:06PM
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B4NE1
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I don't have arms so i hold my penis down with my mouth...........is that weird enough for this thread?????

Feb 19 2010 11:06PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
poop naked right after u get out of the shower before you towl off

its a strange feeling
Feb 19 2010 11:08PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Yes this is a strange feeling

personally i like my 3's in this order

Shit, shave, shower.
Feb 19 2010 11:11PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
pooping in your ski shit sucks, you can only pull your shit down to like knee height due to boots
Feb 19 2010 11:11PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
thats weird thomas.
Feb 19 2010 11:11PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
I've slipped off the toilet doing this before. It's a dangerous task.
Feb 19 2010 11:11PM
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shredables
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wiping is impossible, your situation is all wet so the shit tickets dont work efficiently. it gets all clumped up
Feb 19 2010 11:14PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
From your posts it sounds like you get an erection every time you poop? Is this correct?
Feb 19 2010 11:16PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
i enjoy pooping with no shirt on its quite nice
Feb 19 2010 11:17PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
haha no i guess maybe i just have an abnormaly strong piss spray?
Feb 19 2010 11:18PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
or maybe you need a bigger penis so it hangs better.
Feb 19 2010 11:20PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
im sry my dick is small when its flacid like a normal human hahaha
Feb 19 2010 11:21PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
this must be it
Feb 19 2010 11:21PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
flacid.
Feb 19 2010 11:24PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
pooping at the mountain is the worst.

you can only pull your ski pants down far enough, restricting you from spreading your legs wide enough causing your balls to get squished, let alone your dick even being able to piss inside the toilet.
Feb 19 2010 11:24PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Feb 19 2010 11:24PM
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Peter.
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it is dangerous indeed. use caution
Feb 19 2010 11:29PM
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[~_~]
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Sometimes I shit facing the wall so I can play sudoku on the tank lid.
Feb 19 2010 11:31PM
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kietzmann4g
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
haha ok so maybe i was askin for that. its cool. i can take a joke
Feb 19 2010 11:32PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
I always take the shirt off, i feel like shitting at college is almost an event. It needs meticulous preparation.
Feb 19 2010 11:33PM
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charmander
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of course you would!
Feb 19 2010 11:33PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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+k for getting the joke.
Feb 19 2010 11:35PM
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1337
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bwaahahahahahahahahaha may i sig this?
Feb 19 2010 11:35PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6304 - Karma: 6,595
hahahahah im at work right now and i just bust out laughing. my co-worker asked why i was laughing. needless to say, it was hard to explain.
Feb 19 2010 11:41PM
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spliff.Life
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Feb 19 2010 11:42PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
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This reminds me... i need to buy a new sudoku book..

thanks.
Feb 19 2010 11:45PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
it just feels so wet and weird

just tuck your dick into the bowl and rest it against the front of the seat and it stays by itself

i usually hold my shirt but sometimes the hands will grab my knees for extreme pushing
Feb 19 2010 11:59PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
whoa, whoa, whoa. I always do it Shit, Shower, Shave.
Unless you use an electric razor you should try it that way, you get the smoothest shave when you've just gotten out of the warm shower.
Feb 20 2010 12:09AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
fuck that its a fucking awful feeling. seriously fuck that. i feel all clean after my shower and then i feel that urge and just think "motherfucker" and sit down and poop. fuck that.
Feb 20 2010 12:52AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
dont know if anybody doesn this,

i hold my shirt up using my chin for some reason. OH YEAH and this one time i was shitfaced at some dudes house and i ended up shitting on my tall tee /CLAIMMMMMM!!!!
Feb 20 2010 12:58AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
I like the toilet seat to be cold not warm.
Feb 20 2010 1:01AM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
i poop reverse cowgirl whereas i face the topshelf and rest my arms on the top of it.

its very comfortable i suggest it
Feb 20 2010 1:19AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i've never tried the backwards shit

one time i mounted the toilet backwards and was just like "wtf am i doing" and shat normally
Feb 20 2010 1:25AM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
too many shit related threads for one night. ps. pooping naked feels wierd
Feb 20 2010 1:28AM
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hoodratz47
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i prefer to poop with my shoes off. not in public of course.. but than agian.. i think a made a post about which was worse.. the porcelin dick kiss or the dick dip in the water. ?? and today i dropped my sunglass's in my cousin house toilet. so i used this metro guys hair straiter to fish em out. .  it was nasty and i still have not worn them today there soaking in everclear right now.
Feb 20 2010 1:34AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i'm pooping now
Feb 20 2010 1:34AM
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hoodratz47
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i poop in the shower and just shove it down the drain..

Feb 20 2010 1:41AM
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Broseph_Stalin
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haha same k+
Feb 20 2010 1:55AM
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Gameboy
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yes
Feb 20 2010 2:46AM
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