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Gaper slalom

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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
awesome game, just shredding the groomers on weekends or other busy days. Pretty must slalom through gapers, getting as close as possible, tighter turns, use every family member as a gate.

the rules are pretty open, just kill it, pretty much as much fun as u can have going through a bunch of people on a crowded mountain.


ENJOY!
Feb 18 2010 8:07PM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
Have fun getting your pass clipped.
Feb 18 2010 8:14PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
I have been playing for years.

i also enjoy hitting rental snowboards with my poles. it scares them :D





god damn cadillac ad, fFFFUUUU
Feb 18 2010 8:16PM
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Gnams
Posts: 891 - Karma: 31
^ that just dominated this whole thread
Feb 18 2010 8:17PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Do this all the time when bored. Its the best when you (not your pass) gets clipped and fall all over the place
Feb 18 2010 8:18PM
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mocksteeze
Posts: 115 - Karma: 28
we call it gaper dodging
Feb 18 2010 8:23PM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
hahaha pussy
Feb 18 2010 8:33PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
its sooooo fun, when they are stoped in the trail you got to hop over their skis.
Feb 18 2010 8:37PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
And people wonder why so many skiers hate the freestyle crowd?

If they are on their own hills having a good time you just look like a prick and are just exacerbating the stereotype.  There is no reason for you to ruin someone else's enjoyment on the mountain just because you get off from it.
Feb 18 2010 8:39PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
unfortunately im forced to do this at mount snow when going to the main face side coming from carinthia. the deer run trail is like grand central station.
Feb 18 2010 8:40PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
truf
Feb 18 2010 8:41PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
this
Feb 18 2010 8:45PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
seriously. do you want to get cut off in the park? no. so don't do it to other people on the hill
Feb 18 2010 8:51PM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
I coulda guessed hate would come from this.

It's not cutting people off, you time it right so you aren't actually fucking their day up.
Feb 18 2010 9:03PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
No, you still are whether you think you are or not.  You're killing their mood and sending bad vibes to everyone else on the mountain.  Doesn't matter if you touch them or not.  What makes it worse is that a good percentage of them know it is intentional I'm sure.
Feb 18 2010 9:07PM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
hahahaha dude smoke a bowl or something
you are a joke
probably can't ski too well, sorry if i made you and your family have a sub par vacation
Feb 18 2010 9:16PM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
I hate what NS has become. Are you happy Matt Harvey? Are ya? Laughin to yourself over at Freeskier, I see how it is.
Feb 18 2010 9:22PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
bye doing this, you are effectively being a gaper by doing the same thing to them on the normal hill as they do to us in the park. hippocrite
Feb 18 2010 10:19PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i crossblock gapers
Feb 18 2010 10:21PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
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Feb 18 2010 10:26PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
how old are you, 12?
Feb 18 2010 10:27PM
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
I'm guessing 9.
Feb 18 2010 10:30PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321

exactly what i was thinking..

DUDE, SMOKE A BOWL OR SOMETHING.

Feb 18 2010 10:30PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
fackkk off kids. Don't hate just cause I have more fun than you do on groomers.

fuck y'all i do what i want.
Feb 18 2010 10:49PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
you're obviously a little park rat...

in addition to skiing in an unsafe manner, you're also skidding your turns and are in far less control than you think.
Feb 18 2010 10:52PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
all i do is buzz boarders that sit on the middle of the hill for like half an hour
Feb 19 2010 9:43AM
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Red_Shirt
Posts: 292 - Karma: 8
You is a tool.
Feb 19 2010 9:54AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
fuck off, he is right. aggressive behavior has never done anything positive and thats what they think of it. and the ONE park skier that is cutting you is usually extendend to "ALL skiers with those twintipper thingys".

yes i do cut someone on occasion or jump over a board, but any respectless act is childish and you should always try to apologize or smile at them
Feb 19 2010 9:56AM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
you guys just don't get it.
Feb 19 2010 10:09PM
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NaturalRotater
Posts: 433 - Karma: 36
.thread
Feb 19 2010 11:03PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Its even better if you get so close you pop over their skis or snowboards on rollers and bumps:)
Feb 19 2010 11:12PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
ive been doing this for years. There is also Gaper screaming which involves going behind gapers as close as possible then screaming as loud as you can. I did it to a guy in his 30's today and he comes up to me at the lift and started yelling and swearing at me, calling me an asshole and whatnot
Feb 19 2010 11:20PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
just not cool
Feb 20 2010 8:25AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
please enlighten me, what is it that i dont get?
Feb 20 2010 8:26AM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
I doubt wallisch wants to hear any o this shit bout small children and sexual exploitations, so fuck off, just because you found out you would never make it in park after 12 years of idolizing pro skiers and competing in small local comps, doesnt mean you have to preach your hate towards the rest of NS.  your missing the point of this completely, if you dont get it you obviously cant ski well enogh to make it fun.


In a few years you can get one of those yellow jackets of your own and chase me down the mountain for skiing "too fast" and "recklessly", courtesy patrol pussy


Feb 20 2010 12:48PM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
^ +K
Feb 20 2010 12:56PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
grow up
Feb 20 2010 6:35PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
Are you captain hook?

Calling something childish is subjective.

Go file your RRSP's and I'll keep having fun in Neverland.
Feb 20 2010 6:40PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
i have never tried this game with prople, but i do it a lot with my friends..
Feb 20 2010 9:48PM
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