Alright NS'ers, its a perfect time to show everyone your wits at helping yet another person with school work. See, i have until monday (which is 4 days away) to come up with a thesis for a book, Slaughter-house Five, and i have read nothing more than 40 pages of the several hundred page book.
I need an appropriate, and accurate thesis of the book, i will eventually need to write an essay to go along with this thesis, but for now i only need that. So if any of you have read this book then please post or pm me a thesis also explaining a tiny bit about how you got it and how it makes sense.
Criteria:
1. Needs to be appropriate.
2. Don't make something up, only try if you have read it.
3. If i don't do this, I'm fucked for english this year.
4. The teacher is lenient, so doesn't have to sound amazingly smart.
Thank you if you post or pm, haha need this to pass, if not, ill work my ass off to get it done. But i know there are some bored NS'ers waiting for their time to shine, well here it is.