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Steeze_Cake
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Alright NS'ers, its a perfect time to show everyone your wits at helping yet another person with school work. See, i have until monday (which is 4 days away) to come up with a thesis for a book, Slaughter-house Five, and i have read nothing more than 40 pages of the several hundred page book.
I need an appropriate, and accurate thesis of the book, i will eventually need to write an essay to go along with this thesis, but for now i only need that. So if any of you have read this book then please post or pm me a thesis also explaining a tiny bit about how you got it and how it makes sense.

Criteria:
1. Needs to be appropriate.
2. Don't make something up, only try if you have read it.
3. If i don't do this, I'm fucked for english this year.
4. The teacher is lenient, so doesn't have to sound amazingly smart.


Thank you if you post or pm, haha need this to pass, if not, ill work my ass off to get it done. But i know there are some bored NS'ers waiting for their time to shine, well here it is.
Feb 17 2010 11:09PM
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user098123
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http://tinyurl.com/yb833fs
Feb 17 2010 11:17PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
yeah, but this teacher will type in my thesis on google, and if its exactly the same, then it will pop up as an option........
Feb 17 2010 11:19PM
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HKizzle
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Try Sparknotes dude
Feb 17 2010 11:25PM
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user098123
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How dumb are you?  That's why you don't copy one, you find the general thesis from multiple sites and make up your own.
Feb 17 2010 11:32PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
they don't give thesis' silly
Feb 17 2010 11:32PM
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SteezyOhio
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he obviously disregards currency and acquires females.
Feb 17 2010 11:35PM
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chapz
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you read this
http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/slaughter/themes.html

and then check other analysis' of the book, theyre are tons. then you formulate your own hypothesis.

ideally, you should just read it, but thats your choice.
Feb 17 2010 11:36PM
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EvanMeyer
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get off ns and do some work instead of bitching about not having anything done and waiting for someone to give you a descent answer on here
Feb 17 2010 11:36PM
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infedel_one
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Here's what ive come up with in a focus on Billy mental problems:

It can be seen in many situations that Billy Pilgrim is mentally ill and has become unstuck from society. It seems that the war was to blame and at some point he suffered a complete mental breakdown like many in a war seem to suffer.


i was bored
Feb 17 2010 11:44PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
How about go to another thread that sparks a bit of your own interest? ehy?
Feb 18 2010 11:02AM
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