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You see someone click into your skis and you say...

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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446

I just want to know what you would say if you walked outside to see someone clicking into your skis.

Feb 17 2010 10:32PM
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chase.
Posts: 716 - Karma: 18
nothing i would leap from a distance on too them..
Feb 17 2010 10:34PM
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Hansel.
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id run over and fucking tackle them
Feb 17 2010 10:34PM
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VanMelle
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 1,141
HEY WTF ARE YOU DOING? YOU HAVE 2 SECONDS TO CLICK OUT OF THOSE OR YOUR I''LL BEAT YOUR FACE IN THOSE SKIS AND CURB STOMP YOUR FACE WITH MY BOOTS! or something like that
Feb 17 2010 10:35PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
HEY!!   WE HAVE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOOT SOLE LENGTH!!   
Feb 17 2010 10:37PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
how did you pick a pair with bindings that fit your boots?

but really, they would take a swift pole handle to the mouth followed by repetitive curbstomping. no words needed
Feb 17 2010 10:37PM
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shr@gler
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nice skis!

 then proceed to murder!

Feb 17 2010 10:38PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
I wouldn't yell, I would calmly say in a really serious voice:
"get the fuck out of my skis"
Feb 17 2010 10:38PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
I believe you have my skis...
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Feb 17 2010 10:38PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
quoted for lulz
Feb 17 2010 10:40PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147

If you value your life as much As I Value my ski. DON'T FUCK WITH THEM.

pic related: http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/9676/pbpic2099351.jpg

Feb 17 2010 10:41PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
hey there bud.
Feb 17 2010 10:44PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
good luck finding a curb on the ski hill, slim shady.
Feb 17 2010 10:44PM
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49566738265
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Depends.  If they were my park skis I would watch them ride away and pay the $50 deductible to claim them on my property insurance.  If they were my Billy Goats it would be a swift pole to the neck to save them.
Feb 17 2010 10:45PM
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Santa-Cruz
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ski pole javelin to the fucking heart
Feb 17 2010 10:45PM
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LAME.
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ya i saw some kids eyen out my skis, (shitty invaders) and i was thinking if i ever saw someone clicking in what would i say.
Feb 17 2010 10:45PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Grab an old school heavy pole and whack then in the knee with it.
Feb 17 2010 10:47PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37
i lost it soooo bad when i saw this
Feb 17 2010 10:48PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

exactly my first thought..

Feb 17 2010 10:49PM
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Low.End
Posts: 556 - Karma: 21
probably something like "Hey, i have the same skis as you! How long have you had those for and what do you think of them?"
Feb 17 2010 10:50PM
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TheNamesHolland
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" I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you click out of MY SKIS now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

...yeah, that sums it up nicely 

Feb 17 2010 10:53PM
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xxMdahlxx
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precisely why i I always throw an old rusty shiv in my pack before leaving for the mountain its good for the cuttin' and the stabbin' and such
Feb 17 2010 10:54PM
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hey there i had that exact same setup but i lost them today.
then beat their ass!
Feb 17 2010 10:56PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
id go incredible hulk on them
Feb 17 2010 10:56PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
"hold on there guy"...................................
Feb 17 2010 11:00PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311

Walk up behind them slowly and tackle them, and say something like, I hope you Didn't plan on stealing these? WE'll have a nice talk with the police about that!- something along those lines, but i use a lock becuase my mountain has been infamous for stolen equipment and i rrarely on occasion do not lock them, but i try very hard not to keep them unlocked

Feb 17 2010 11:02PM
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ROOS.
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BOOM
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Feb 17 2010 11:04PM
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p-fo
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bourne i believe? anyway pretty much. id say yo those are my skis. what the fuck are you doing? i will try not to go physical if i can help it
Feb 17 2010 11:08PM
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Pinguu
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TAKEN! Such a dope part of a dope movie! Yea I would probly say that
Feb 17 2010 11:11PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
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i would say nice skis,

then click my own boots into their ass. BAM!
Feb 17 2010 11:15PM
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SHD
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this
Feb 17 2010 11:19PM
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Low.End
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hahaha that cracked me up so hard.
Feb 17 2010 11:24PM
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Testicles
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Stealthily follow them with rentals or something until they double eject on an uber gnarly run.  Grab my skis and tea bag that fucker
Feb 17 2010 11:29PM
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Phil-X-
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weird....my mountain doesn't have many curbs by the ski rack
Feb 17 2010 11:31PM
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ski-swagga
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same, shit sucks.
Feb 17 2010 11:49PM
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1337
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what the FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!??!?
Feb 18 2010 12:04AM
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Dr.NS
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dude i NEVER lol on Ns

but you managed to succeed
10/10
Feb 18 2010 12:19AM
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SkierX
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I would follow them to their car, take down their license plate and turn them over to the cops for theft. Getting physical over theft of property is a sure way to end up in hot water yourself.
Feb 18 2010 12:21AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365

serious post is serious.

but really, thats a good idea

Feb 18 2010 12:32AM
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SteezyOhio
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"damn dawg, you got blue house MR 171's too, and an EC Headwear sticker, aww shit, whats that little n-s sticker on the tail mean? i don't have that one, then when they look down to give a description,  i proceed to stab them in the liver with the end of my ski pole, pushing them over onto the ground then i pull down my pants and flatulent in their eyes=pink eye. bitch of a sickness if you ask me. "
Feb 18 2010 12:36AM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
lol'd for almost a full minute wow haha
Feb 18 2010 12:39AM
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drod
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SLAP! "Two Rules: Dont touch my mama, Dont touch my ski's"
Feb 18 2010 12:39AM
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YongLa
Posts: 489 - Karma: 185
That would be the most epic thing EVER.


Feb 18 2010 12:43AM
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montanan
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well, if your smart you go up to him and say; " hey you worthless fucking POS ,those are my skis and i hope your not trying to steal them" Then he will either give you back your shit, or make a move on you because you insulted his stupid ass. Then its self defense, and you beat his lame ass like there is no tomorrow ( big mo fucker or not, hes getting his ass ruined.
Feb 18 2010 12:47AM
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Ducky.
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i would pull my bandana over my face, put my googles down, and stand up right in his face for like 10 min. that should freak him out
Feb 18 2010 1:01AM
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jakepwilliams
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so unmanly, i expected better with that icon
Feb 18 2010 1:12AM
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Trojan~Man
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id sneak up behind em and push him in the back then stomp on the bindings double ejecting him to his face and simultaneously putting him in the perfect position to get his face stomped.
Feb 18 2010 1:12AM
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hoodratz47
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tackle him. or her beat the shit out of them. takes there boots off remove the liners cut the liners.. throw there boots in differant directions. take his wallet steal his money  crush his season pass. and than piss on him laughing  and yelling. DONT FUCK WITH MY SKIS !
Feb 18 2010 1:12AM
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yojimbo
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depends on my initial take on the person. if they looked like some doosher i'd be like "what the fuck do you think your doing buddy?" then swiftly kick them in the face. (roundhouse style) If they looked like a decent human being making a miraculous mistake, i'd probably be like "excuse me sir, I do beleive you have the wrong pair of skis on your feet. Those are mine" then if they realized their mistake and politely apologized I'd refrain from swiftly (roundhouse) kicking them in the face.
Feb 18 2010 1:20AM
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FridayFrothys
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Hahahaha wow, this is gold!!!
Feb 18 2010 1:24AM
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