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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
My friends and I got in trouble for eating "stolen" cupcakes in the bathroom. We got 1/2 day of iss (in school suspension) and calls home. So I was just wondering what is the stupidest thing your school has done.
Feb 17 2010 7:33PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
i got sent to the principals for drwing a unicorn and rainbow on my paper....it was related to weed?

the fuck?
Feb 17 2010 10:40PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
hahahaha  that sucks major
Feb 17 2010 11:14PM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10

You little ones should try useing some of those brain cells you haven't destroyed yet.

The school tries to fuck over the dance?  Tell them to fuck off  and arrange your own dance.  You will get alot more control, plus the school will feel like idiots because they will be missing out on revenue they depend on (dances are big money makes)

Feb 18 2010 8:13AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i just laughed so fucking hard
Feb 18 2010 11:21AM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456

I made a 3 foot wooden sword in shop complete with handle and fully sharpened blade. Got it outside of class and someone told on me. Got a day of out of school suspension haha.

Feb 18 2010 4:19PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
Haha newton right.
Feb 18 2010 4:27PM
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BRec
Posts: 566 - Karma: 39
i got iss for a day and 3 days of detention and a week of lunch detention cuz i stole drinks out of the vending machine and some fat ass girl told on me and there were like 20 other people that did it and they made me pay for every drink that was stolen
Feb 18 2010 4:36PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
stealing cupcakes soo bad ass
Feb 18 2010 4:46PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
got a week of internal suspension for building a snowman in some guys dorm. All the staff thought it was funny as hell until the guys parents called and they had to do something, sucked.
Feb 18 2010 4:52PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57

uhh my school drug tests.

I win

Feb 18 2010 4:53PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456
soooo your saying that he was trying to be bad ass? or do you think he wanted cupcakes?
Feb 18 2010 5:58PM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
1: suspended from bus for remainder of year (like 3 months) for refusing to share my cookies with a fat girl and then calling her a fat ass- 8th grade

2: one day iss for lying that my gma died to go to a baseball game instead of NJHS meeting. Apparently they called home, sent flowers and a card, AND got me counseling. whoops also 8th grade
Feb 18 2010 6:05PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Oh wow, totally forgot about the best part of this.  First off, they were Habanero peppers (FUCKING HOT.) which is why people got fucked up haha, 3 kids went to the nurse because they got the juices from the peppers in their eyes (one kid I didn't even give the peppers to?!) and while I was down there, this kid Tristan runs in, jumping from foot to foot screaming "IT BURNS IT BURNS" and holding his package.  Funniest shit I have ever seen in my life.  He's the kid that had to go home haha, he got the pepper juice on his peepee/in his pee hole and if you have ever gotten any kind of pepper juice in your eyes, you can imagine how much that would hurt.
Feb 18 2010 7:44PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
what the hell was he doing that would allow him to get pepper juice near his 'pee pee' ?? hahaha
Feb 19 2010 2:52AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i got suspended for standing on the edge of school grounds after hours.

granted i had a radio and was looking out for my buddies who were breaking in to to a prank.


everyone is claiming fucked schools though....from my freshman year to senior we had six kids die...all in car related incidents. shit blew.
Feb 19 2010 3:26AM
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knows_butter
Posts: 477 - Karma: 32
Good.

I fucking hate thieves. A lot.
Feb 19 2010 3:33AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Peeing!  Guys have to touch it when they pee, unlike girls, who can just squat and be done with it.
Feb 19 2010 12:56PM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
haha damn i thought my school was bad until i heard some of these stories. that sucks my school is so relaxed compared to all these, my best friend fell at a dance cause he was shitfaced right in front of the dean of students and the principal. he went home and got suspended for a day, they told him he couldnt go to prom but the dean serriously loves us and said he can still go if he writes an apology or something dumb like that. me and him also got caught blazed one day and instead of getting in trouble she wrote us a dismissal and we went just got to leave school for the rest of the day
Feb 19 2010 1:26PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
Exactly! I just wanted cupcakes man!
Feb 20 2010 11:03PM
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puda
Posts: 254 - Karma: 9
a gaper was preaching to me about skiing so when he got up i put visine in his milk send him to the hospital. almost arrested 10 days out
Feb 20 2010 11:13PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
We were at McDonalds for lunch on a field trip. I decided I wanted an extra fry, after we were supposed to get food, the teacher sees me and starts screaming at me saying im in big trouble. I was like wtf? She said they were super busy when NO ONE was in line an I got a detention. Also, the teacher saw two girls do the same thing and did nothing. My middle school was fucking gay as shit.
Feb 20 2010 11:15PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/funny%20cupcake" target="_blank"><img src="http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc198/fiffidee/cupcake.jpg" border="0" alt="cupcake Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>
Feb 20 2010 11:23PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
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Feb 20 2010 11:23PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5676 - Karma: 4,297
Hahahahahah, I just though about how funny it would be to open your door and see a snowman chilling (lol punz0rz) there.

I have a photo class where I get to use a 4x5 (big camera), so I decided to go around asking hall aides for the portrait. This one guy goes "oh I'm sorry, you're not allowed to." I was like "o rly"


Feb 20 2010 11:26PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
i shot a rubber band at a teacher.

got like 1 detention luckily instead of getting assault or some shit
Feb 20 2010 11:28PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

holy shit thats awsome!

got iss for two days for shanking a kid.

got two days of detetion  for yelling "yavoll, my ferror" too my english teacher. also for yelling jeesus christ. stupid as fuck

Feb 20 2010 11:30PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611
I used to flick one of my friends on the nose every time I saw him, kind of an inside joke, and one day I get called down to the office and yelled at for being a bully. He threatened to suspend me because I "couldn't take this issue seriously." (I was laughing at him).
Feb 21 2010 1:17AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
i got two days in iss because some fucker punched me
Feb 21 2010 1:31AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
i got a 3-5 for saying one of my teachers sucks.  not in a BJ sucks way, but as in the way she teaches.  but my teacher that heard that thought i was talking about her giving BJ's.
Feb 21 2010 1:36AM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
like, the END of it? that's weird haha
Feb 21 2010 1:39AM
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add_on_skis
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17
I was threatened with a suspension by our principal, for calling a kid a NOOBASAUROUS REX, apparently i was racially attacking him
Feb 21 2010 1:41AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
4th grade - stood up on desk and started yelling at teacher. office. just like every other lunch period that year.

also 4th grade - said booger. got sent to office.
Feb 21 2010 1:42AM
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ben-jamm-in
Posts: 344 - Karma: 174
you fuckin shanked a kid!?
Feb 21 2010 1:46AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
holy tits i missed that one
Feb 21 2010 3:03AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
My school has a policy where if you afterbang too hard, you have to poo your pants.
Feb 21 2010 3:06AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
thats not true
Feb 21 2010 3:09AM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
possibly too much?
Feb 21 2010 3:23AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
YOU KNOW?
HOW?


O. WAIT. I SEE WHUT YOU DUD THURRRRR.
Feb 21 2010 3:27AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
what did i do huuurrrrr?
Feb 21 2010 3:29AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
YOU CALLED MAH FIB!
TRUTH POLICE!
Feb 21 2010 3:30AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Click for larger image
Feb 21 2010 3:33AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
My school is racist as fuck.
All these black kids hang out outside of my first bell, and one day, things got pretty heated between this black guy and this white guy, so the white guy tries to punch him, misses and hits a locker. Black guy steps away and yells for a teacher. Guess who gets a suspension? Black kid, for antagonizing and bullying. When the black guy asked the teacher about the white kid trying to punch him, she said "He was right in his actions, for provoked him"
After doing some talking, to all parties involved, I learned the white guy was high, and looking for a fight.

Ridiculous.
Feb 21 2010 3:42AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
*vaginapalm*
Feb 21 2010 3:58AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
my principle just started this new policy where you can only have one spare a year.

I've done all my shit I have enough credits to grad right now i just want calculus and bio 12. he takes away my spare this semester and like a bunch of other people. But theres still like 8 kids he's allowed to have 2 spares and whenever i go talk to him about that all he says is "look your not getting that spare cause its my policy and I said so".

The guy dosent even address my arguments so I said i'l come in with my parents and go see administration and he just laughed and walked away.

fucking cock. oh and the only other classes that fit into that block are gym and car care.

Oh and i got suspended for three days for jumping over a staircase railing. Aparently it was unsafe behavior.
Feb 21 2010 4:29AM
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Moe-Monayyyy
Posts: 107 - Karma: 19

I saw a girl give her BF a BJ in her car in the school parking lot. Shes a goodie goodie so I was shocked as hell. I told hella people. They heard the rumor was going around and went to the office. Them: No punishment cause no proof, Me: 1 day suspension sexual harassment.

FUCK MY SCHOOL THATS BS. But I had to sit back an take it cause I got expelled on drug charges and re admitted cause I have connects in my city so basically im their bitch now.

I have a suspension form from 8th grade hanging on the wall like two feet away from me that I just glanced over at haha it says..

SUSPENSION: 3 DAYS, REASON: TOLD OTHER STUDENT TO GROW HAIR ON BALLS.

wtf hahah how dumb was my school why not just write sex. harass?

Feb 21 2010 4:30AM
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-Kevin-
Posts: 269 - Karma: 11
hahahaha, and a talk with a psychiatrist
Feb 21 2010 10:14AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397

my school is straight up retarded. Okay so last year i started a strawberry foodfight/moshpit in the art hallway, (our school JUST got video cameras in the hallway) and some kid got brutalized in some little corner of the hallway and had to go to the nurse, and some kid had big strawberry stains on his white tee. so on the video all u see is me gettin draged through the hallway. i go to the office with strawberrys in my EAR! and get 1 and a half day in school...

Feb 21 2010 10:42AM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
my grade 9 and 10 science teacher... oh boy... Mr. Symenako

poked him in his big fat gut then shot him twice.... with a cap gun... from like 2 feet away
("stick em up simmy!!!")

threw a pack of mentos at him (i constructed a complicated catapult, it was awesome)

convinced him to army crawl for us (used to be in the army. a LONG time ago), talk to us in klingon, tell us stories about the last date he had (which was in highschool)

pretty much everything you could do. no detentions or suspensions at all though, im such a smooth talker



other than that, we've had 9 people expelled in my 4 years of high school for having less than a gram on them each. the school president dropped a 5 g nug two years ago, nothing happened to him

its a private school, so theres a rediculous double standard. kinda annoying


Feb 21 2010 10:52AM
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snomakr95
Posts: 101 - Karma: 9
here, we have 80 minute blocks, girls cant wear leggings, our superintendent, principal, and vice principal are all lesbos. its bad. they make everything suck
Feb 21 2010 12:11PM
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Sveetski
Posts: 572 - Karma: 22
You got to keep the sword though right?
Feb 21 2010 12:30PM
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