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My school is retarted.

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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
My friends and I got in trouble for eating "stolen" cupcakes in the bathroom. We got 1/2 day of iss (in school suspension) and calls home. So I was just wondering what is the stupidest thing your school has done.
Feb 17 2010 7:33PM
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ImAnAss
Posts: 95 - Karma: 13
You spelled retarded wrong OLOLOLOLOLOL.
Feb 17 2010 7:34PM
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Notorious_LMP
Posts: 145 - Karma: 30
spit out the window and got 3 detentions
Feb 17 2010 7:35PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your school must really suck ass if it can't even teach its students how to spell a simple word like "retarded."

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Feb 17 2010 7:36PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Got suspended for 11 days for mooning my best friend..they called it sexual harassment.
Feb 17 2010 7:36PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
My teacher told us that we could all have a cheat card for an in class essay we were writing for our midterm. our criteria was this:

-1 standard size index card
-front and back if desired
-anything you want to help

so what did i do? i printed like 20 out and gave them to my friends. she threw us out and i got 2 days ISS. we all got to re-take a different essay though, and luckily, it was much easier
Feb 17 2010 7:38PM
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Notorious_LMP
Posts: 145 - Karma: 30
11 days?? fuckk thats rediculous haha
Feb 17 2010 7:38PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
hahahaha oh no....
Feb 17 2010 7:47PM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
I made a pizza shapped like a dick going into a vagina, complete with details done in topping.. Best food i've ever tasted, and it looked awesomely awesome.. what do I get?

3 day suspension, an F and a talk with a psychiatrist.
Feb 17 2010 8:05PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810

soo, me and this other person were in the hallway i barley know this person, just their name, and there was a specail needs girl.    and this other kid walking down the hall towards the special needs girl and he slapped her ass and ran away and i look behind me and its the principle and she see's and she drags me, the other persona nd the kid who slapped the ass to he office and is yellling at us saying we are all "gouing to be treated the same and get the same punishment." but i fuckign didint do anyhting, we all got the same punishment, 3 days of suspention. and we tlaked to the special needs girl's crying parents.. and it suckeddd.. thast the stupidest thing ever i get suspended ffor being on the scence of this "sexual harässment"

Feb 17 2010 8:05PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
pics?
Feb 17 2010 8:06PM
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b_dubly
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
got 1 1/2 weeks of suspension for having 3 racks in my car
thought that was bullshit
Feb 17 2010 8:07PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
stealing cupcakes?

are you in kindergarten
Feb 17 2010 8:09PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
My friend got suspended 3 days for bringing in a balloon because some people are allergic to latex.
Feb 17 2010 8:12PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
I got an ISS for giving people hot peppers in middle school... sent 9 kids to the nurse and 1 kid had to go home =].
Feb 17 2010 8:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
hahahaha
Feb 17 2010 8:13PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i thought people did drugs in the bathroom...not sneakily eat stolen cupcakes

be more rebellious
Feb 17 2010 8:14PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
my thoughts exactly.
Feb 17 2010 8:15PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

ahahahahahahaha

suspended for three days cause i called the vice prinicple a bitch. not even to her face. some kid actually went and told her.

Feb 17 2010 8:16PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 0l00l0l0l0l0
Feb 17 2010 8:22PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
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Feb 17 2010 8:23PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,089
You kids don't think before you do anything, do you?
Feb 17 2010 8:25PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
that is the fucking best.
Feb 17 2010 8:25PM
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lahnabonny
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 35
i got a detention because i opened a bottle of vitamin water that I BROUGHT FROM HOME, put it back in my purse because i wasn't finished with it, teacher in the lunchroom saw me do it, told me to throw it out and i didnt.

so yeah, detention for taking my own drink out of the lunch room. how lame
Feb 17 2010 8:26PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
My brother told me i couldnt throw a rock over the bus.  So i picked one up and tried to throw it over, he hit my arm and i smashed a bus window.  I couldnt ride the bus for the rest of the school year (3 months)  and i was only in 4th grade.
Feb 17 2010 8:26PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
sorry its little though. i couldn't make it bigger ):
Feb 17 2010 8:29PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,449

got suspeneded for 2 days because of a snowball fight although it was inside the school

Feb 17 2010 8:32PM
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Buzzell
Posts: 656 - Karma: 19
ahahahahha. such a classy move.
Feb 17 2010 8:33PM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
3 racks? whattttttt
Feb 17 2010 8:35PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
i'm guessing beer?
Feb 17 2010 8:37PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
my friend got a copy for sagging his pants halfway down his ass. pretty lame
Feb 17 2010 8:40PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
school=retareded. more like prison than education.
Feb 17 2010 8:46PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
my highschool has got to be the winner of the most retarded.
we have been on NATIONAL news a total of three times in the past two years. and local news a handfull of times.
long story short..
-1 of our assistant principals committed several sexual assaults on students in return for better grades. this happened years ago but just was discovered last year.
-our principal believes the was we dance is provocative and has made every effort possible into making us not grind. i swear this guy thinks dancing should be the macarena and the hokey pokey.
in efforts to stop grinding they have turned on the lights, we just wore sunglasses..
they kick people out, you just walk right back in..
but yeah our dirty dancing has made the news several times.
Feb 17 2010 8:54PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
Watch out this grown up 21 year old is calling us "kids"... Hes obviously a bad ass.
Feb 17 2010 9:32PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
My school has made the news 12 times in 3 years, and we're some little town i the middle of nowhere minnesota.

-suicide
-suicide
-racist threats in the bathroom (with the names of every black kid at our school written up there)
-streaking x2
-drinking at prom
-drunk dude drowning in the river right next to our school
-racist threats the next year
-kid who went in to a coma from a car accident
-friend's brother hit by car
-a mass bomb threat on all the doors (we got a day off for it,)
-latest and greatest, someone drove their car off the bridge over the same river.
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Feb 17 2010 9:35PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
Glad I'm done with all that public school nonsense. In 5th grade my mom sent me to school with a knife for show and tell and all I got was a stern talking to. But, then in high school I got ISS for hitting my friend in the head with a bottle. Talk about priorities.
Feb 17 2010 9:37PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
holy shit dude. did they catch those kids?

and my school had a fucking gun go off on a bus

Feb 17 2010 9:48PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
This reminds me of something pretty funny. We had this special day (l can't remember what it was...). So we started to blow some balloons and a teacher came in and told us no to do so. He told us that people get scared of balloons. Then we went on youtube and typed balloon-phobia and this video came up, it's pretty funny.

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Feb 17 2010 9:48PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
there ya go
Feb 17 2010 9:49PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
why won't you embed?

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Feb 17 2010 9:49PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Thanks man.
Feb 17 2010 9:50PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
hahahahahahaha the balloon vid was great. "...dont go back there evan..."
Feb 17 2010 9:54PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
high school is bullshit, don't take it seriously.
Feb 17 2010 10:04PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
My school said that we couldn't hug or hold hands with other students because it is inapropriate.
Feb 17 2010 10:05PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
i pantsed a kid, then got punched in the face and punched him back in the mouth and made him bleed and I we both got a day's suspension....

you're school is "retarted"
Feb 17 2010 10:08PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
I got suspended for two days for getting pants-ed then pantsing the kid back.
Feb 17 2010 10:10PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
I didn't steal the cupcakes, i just ate one

Feb 17 2010 10:23PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
you are school is retarded? lolwutermelons?


Yeah, I also lipped off to the principal because of it and keyed his car..so that didn't help.
Feb 17 2010 10:28PM
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TURTLEMAN1
Posts: 655 - Karma: 9
I can imagine that wouldn't help
Feb 17 2010 10:28PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
You know the SNL skit where the guy is like 'I drive a Dodge Stratus!'

Yeah, that was his car. He also had a mustache.
Feb 17 2010 10:29PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Hahaha fucking OP eating stolen cupcakes in the bathroom? Did they come with an extra dose of bacteria?
Feb 17 2010 10:36PM
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