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What makes YOU a badass?

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
i once passed a cop going 50 in a 45!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!
Apr 13 2010 8:30PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
i get HUGE biceps...WITHOUT LIFTING

i bake cookies for A MINUTE LESS than the minimum time

i once did SEVEN pushups in 3 minutes

i listen to music at a COMFORTABLY LOW VOLUME
Apr 13 2010 8:36PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84
i light matches ON MY NIPPLES..
Apr 13 2010 8:45PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
i beat a horse in a race on stilts...WITHOUT ANY STILTS
Apr 13 2010 9:37PM
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inthewoods
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 111
I can separate my ring fingers while having all the rest touching on their tips and the middle ones touching on the proximal interphalangeal joints. never met someone who can do that.
Apr 13 2010 10:28PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
I build custom motorcycles. I wear custom Chuck Taylors with BAMF on the side. I don't take shit from anybody. I live my llife the way I see fit. And I say FUCK YOU to people who judge me.
Apr 16 2010 3:58AM
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forrestisthabomb
Posts: 228 - Karma: 28
i once passed a cop going 210 in a friends murciealago
Apr 16 2010 10:12AM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
I am a badass cause I KNOW THATS MIKE POSNER
Apr 16 2010 10:19AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Im from SSSSPPPAAAAARRRRTTTTTAAAAAA
Apr 16 2010 10:56AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i bump threads. AFTER 23 DAYS
May 9 2010 9:05PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
i go into womens bathrooms and PEE ON THE SEATS
May 9 2010 9:10PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
i go to steakhouses AND ORDER CHICKEN
May 9 2010 9:31PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
i can walk on water. WITHOUT A SECRET DOCK UNDERNEATH IT WHICH MANY PEOPLE THINK IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT THREAD ABOUT GUYS THAT CAN WALK ON WATER
May 9 2010 10:29PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i fucked A WILDABEAST
May 9 2010 10:40PM
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spirals
Posts: 63 - Karma: 8
I can drink powerthirst and feel only COMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
May 10 2010 7:58PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
because chuck norris made ME a sandwitch
May 10 2010 8:23PM
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bumblebeetuna
Posts: 218 - Karma: 57
cause I drive a bug and i dont give a fuck how late I am on this thread!!
May 10 2010 8:42PM
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wheres_my_snow
Posts: 473 - Karma: 11
my testicles are massive
May 10 2010 8:57PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
because... I TEAR SHIT UP.
May 10 2010 9:08PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
i play my nintendo ds...IN PUBLIC.  link up brotherin
Jun 21 2010 1:54PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
I can LICK MY OWN ELBOW
Jun 21 2010 3:11PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
i'm a badass because i know you're wrong! that's clinton sparks!
Jun 21 2010 3:22PM
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Burrrlapz
Posts: 371 - Karma: 6,788
I saw chug life 11.... AND DIDNT LIKE IT!
Aug 26 2010 9:28PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I have had sex, and it wasn't with my hand /claim

about 50 percent of NS prolly havent, therefore making me bad ass
Aug 26 2010 9:29PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
If I happen to punch YOU in the face, YOU WILL HAVE TO RESIST THE STRONG URGE TO THANK ME FOR IT!
Aug 26 2010 9:35PM
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Burrrlapz
Posts: 371 - Karma: 6,788
Well then your obviosly the most intresting man on Ns
Aug 26 2010 9:39PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
I take shits without sitting down.
Aug 26 2010 9:43PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
Quoting CloudNine.$:
I can have sex with my Mom, FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS 

I can quote two people, WHEN ONE QUOTE NEVER EXISTED. 

Do you really think that quote in your sig is from Shane McConkey.

Aug 26 2010 9:45PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
I have had sex, and it wasn't with my COUSIN /claim
Aug 26 2010 11:43PM
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PadDONski
Posts: 186 - Karma: 25
lets just say i was his mentor
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Aug 26 2010 11:55PM
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
I own just around .00015% of the world
Aug 27 2010 4:19PM
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*honeybadger*
Posts: 315 - Karma: 410
scumming in fairport ny!!!!!!!!!! check it out on you tube, the best video is scumming 07
Aug 27 2010 6:22PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,749
the fact that I got the 6666th view on this thread
Aug 27 2010 6:22PM
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steezy_ness
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
win.

because i say SKIS SUCK and are for FAGS, in NS forums.
Aug 27 2010 7:19PM
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3110 - Karma: 90
im so bad ass i just brought this thread back from the dead to piss off tons of ns'ers!!!!
Jan 11 2011 5:13PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
[IMG]http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_56e4304c3607c30953fdf2df6b974cc8.jpg[\IMG]

HOW DOUBLE JOINTED?

I'm badass because I GET OUT OF THE CAR WITHOUT USING THE RUNNING BOARD.
Jan 11 2011 5:18PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I fart glitter, sneeze rainbows, throw up unicorns, and bleed baby puke outof my ears. All when I'm shitting.
Jan 11 2011 5:18PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

ive touched a boob before

/claim

Jan 11 2011 5:21PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I wear sandles all day, AND HAVEN'T CUT MY TOE NAILS IN TWO YEARS
Jan 11 2011 5:23PM
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Toonoman
Posts: 265 - Karma: 20
I'm badass because i ride unicorns
Jan 11 2011 5:24PM
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millski
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
when I take squatting shits in the woods I only poop on my leg A LITTLE!
Jan 11 2011 6:00PM
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