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sammiedee

Posts: 974 - Karma: 175

Karma: 175

Posts: 974

Insane

Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.

Feb 16 2010 8:27PM

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Apresbang

Posts: 618 - Karma: 276

Karma: 276

Posts: 618

Ridiculous

I bump threads........

FOR THE FUCK OF IT.

Mar 31 2010 4:17AM

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ThyAfter

Posts: 23 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 23

Lame

nice

Mar 31 2010 10:13AM

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.catierob

Posts: 670 - Karma: 15

Karma: 15

Posts: 670

Ridiculous

the fact that when ski seasons over, i horseback ride..

Mar 31 2010 11:01AM

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paulbunyan

Posts: 3110 - Karma: 90

Karma: 90

Posts: 3110

Addict

I CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO.

Mar 31 2010 11:28AM

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Apresbang

Posts: 618 - Karma: 276

Karma: 276

Posts: 618

Ridiculous

But thats unpossible???

Mar 31 2010 4:33PM

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Hard

Posts: 458 - Karma: 658

Karma: 658

Posts: 458

Ridiculous

Thats what makes him so bad ass

Mar 31 2010 9:08PM

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hurrisun

Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49

Karma: 49

Posts: 6284

No Life

i masturbate on chat roulette

Mar 31 2010 9:36PM

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m.brus

Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103

Karma: 103

Posts: 1597

Insane

i perform toppers in sobeys with a crowd gathered.

Mar 31 2010 9:49PM

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bryanw

Posts: 533 - Karma: 284

Karma: 284

Posts: 533

Ridiculous

so much win, but no caps :/

Mar 31 2010 9:57PM

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General_Ripper

Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189

Karma: 189

Posts: 3327

Addict

I started smoking weed in elementary school. what of it

Mar 31 2010 10:05PM

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@stroB@ngz

Posts: 22 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 22

Lame

he's a W33D 1337

Mar 31 2010 10:07PM

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A_Zuck

Posts: 565 - Karma: 57

Karma: 57

Posts: 565

Ridiculous

I wash my jeans with hockey pucks in the back pocket... SO PEOPLE THINK I CHEW TOBACCO PRODUCTS!!!

Apr 1 2010 2:52AM

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pomme-de-terre

Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703

Karma: 703

Posts: 3915

Addict

i hate horseback riding.

Apr 1 2010 2:57AM

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Sulli

Posts: 324 - Karma: 27

Karma: 27

Posts: 324

Loner

I run with no shirt on ....

OR PANTS

Apr 1 2010 10:35AM

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TNK4frnt

Posts: 53 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 53

Wannabe

I wipe my ass...WITH ONLY ONE SQUARE

Apr 5 2010 4:22PM

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squibble

Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104

Karma: 104

Posts: 4569

No Life

i jack off. WITHOUT MY HANDS

Apr 5 2010 4:24PM

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dubaiski

Posts: 961 - Karma: 37

Karma: 37

Posts: 961

Insane

ski with out boots!

Apr 5 2010 4:26PM

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TNK4frnt

Posts: 53 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 53

Wannabe

This ain't Badass it's called premature ejaculation

Apr 5 2010 4:34PM

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steezmoe*

Posts: 357 - Karma: 13

Karma: 13

Posts: 357

Loner

i personally don't take down my christimas lights till AUGUST

Apr 5 2010 5:21PM

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DUKES

Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691

Karma: 691

Posts: 5150

No Life

i'm a redneck

Apr 5 2010 5:23PM

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zylstra

Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125

Karma: 125

Posts: 3613

Addict

i lived out of a van on the street for the last week

Apr 5 2010 5:34PM

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DUKES

Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691

Karma: 691

Posts: 5150

No Life

im a major hater towards guedos

Apr 5 2010 5:49PM

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.Jack_S.

Posts: 406 - Karma: 207

Karma: 207

Posts: 406

Ridiculous

me? i play pokemon...on a gameboy color.....WITHOUT THE COLOR!

Apr 5 2010 5:52PM

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Otter.

Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84

Karma: 84

Posts: 1161

Insane

i own peoples shit. WITH MY MEGAPHONE

Apr 5 2010 5:57PM

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BenWhit

Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256

Karma: 3,256

Posts: 4654

No Life

i get a chicken sammich and waffle fries, FOR FREE

Apr 5 2010 6:17PM

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Gameboy

Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Karma: 127

Posts: 2657

Addict

I take NO EXPLODE, I'm bigger than RONNIE COLEMAN, I fuck girls ALL THE TIME, and jizz about 2 GALLONS of sperm when I take NO EXPLODE!!

Apr 5 2010 6:53PM

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lizzatronn

Posts: 192 - Karma: 25

Karma: 25

Posts: 192

Pro

because i want a GODDMAN LITERACOLA!

Apr 5 2010 7:08PM

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sarahskis

Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

Karma: 41

Posts: 1587

Insane

i work with a blind man in his house.

AND I DO YOGA IN HIS LIVING ROOM WITHOUT MY SHIRT

Apr 5 2010 8:30PM

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hellomynameisjef

Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167

Karma: 167

Posts: 5794

No Life

I ASK FOR PICS

OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Apr 5 2010 9:02PM

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1337

Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,231

Karma: 29,231

Posts: 31054

Basement Dweller

i do too

Apr 5 2010 9:06PM

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sarahskis

Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

Karma: 41

Posts: 1587

Insane

Thats illlllllllllllegal

Apr 5 2010 9:09PM

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squibble

Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104

Karma: 104

Posts: 4569

No Life

its only illegal if the naked person isnt from this site, were all family here

Apr 5 2010 9:58PM

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CypressGrove

Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

Karma: 12

Posts: 1116

Insane

I got swagger.......LIKE A BADASS CRIPPLE.

Apr 5 2010 10:00PM

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Otter.

Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84

Karma: 84

Posts: 1161

Insane

i take showers in HYDROCHLORIC ACID

Apr 6 2010 4:10PM

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spruitm

Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069

Karma: 1,069

Posts: 2221

Addict

I touched Magic Johnson with by bare hand

Also, this group was made about me:
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/group.php?gid=2400002335&ref=ts

Here are some sample stories, none of them were written by me, just about me:

"Yesterday Badass Spruit Speared a Stick into Scott's eye for no reason. Then he punched 5 babies." "Does anyone remember that one time when we were at Chuck E Cheese with Badass Spruit and he was wearing that hat that he loves so much and Chuck E thought it would be funny if he flicked his hat off. Then in a fit of rage Badass Spruit turned around and roundhouse kicked Chuck E's head clear off. And I'm not just talking about the fake head, but he guy inside's head. Then all the children began to cry, and to show them who was boss, he spit in each kid's eyes."

Apr 6 2010 4:26PM

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