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What makes YOU a badass?

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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A.R.
Posts: 1111 - Karma: 11
I wear a leather jacket, does that make me badass?
Feb 26 2010 4:45PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
only if you a wear a wolf t.shirt underneath
Feb 26 2010 4:49PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
I wake up in the morning and i feel like P.DIDDY
Feb 26 2010 5:37PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
my Uzi.
Feb 26 2010 5:50PM
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C*money
Posts: 54 - Karma: 24
cuz i'm a baller. FER REAL.
Feb 26 2010 6:01PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
What does P. DIDDY feel like in the morning?
Feb 26 2010 6:57PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
LIKE A BOSS
Feb 26 2010 7:05PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
I can jack off 4 times a day and still get hard MOTHERFUCKERS
Feb 26 2010 8:53PM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
i smoke MY SPLIFF without A ROACH motherfucker after that i play TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2 on my GAMECUBE and i work at IGA
Feb 26 2010 10:02PM
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SkiBunny20
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
I stop at green lights, run a diesel dishwasher, and have the biggest peg board you could possibly imagine. I even have a conduit bender that bends conduit
Feb 26 2010 10:06PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
when someone tells me i cant do something i tell them i do what i want cause IM A MAN
Feb 26 2010 10:11PM
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snomakr95
Posts: 101 - Karma: 9
me and my friend snuck out to a girls house at 4am. the cops caught us walking, and we werent breaking any laws. they just pulled us over and brought us to our houses. 4am. it was so gay.
Feb 26 2010 11:42PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
i lol'd sooo hard
Mar 10 2010 4:40PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i poop WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY PANTS
Mar 10 2010 4:42PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
i dont come to a full stop at stop signs
Mar 10 2010 5:02PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
I go skiing








WITHOUT A DAY PASS







THEN BUY THE HALF DAY PASS AT LUNCH SO I DONT FEEL SO BAD.




YEAH
Mar 10 2010 5:13PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
i'm born in an ELECTRICITY BALL
Mar 10 2010 6:39PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
pulled the mask off the lone ranger
Mar 10 2010 6:54PM
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steezbox
Posts: 1394 - Karma: 701
I eat pizza. WITH NO TOMATO SAUCE.
Mar 17 2010 8:05PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i wore a 6xl tall tee and 2xl jordan shorts sagged past my ass to the dmv today
Mar 17 2010 8:07PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
I stole a baby seal from the wild, named him Jeffery and enrolled him in preschool. He is currently in the 3rd grade.
Mar 17 2010 8:18PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I am skilled at pooping.
Mar 17 2010 8:29PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
I ran over a squirrel today.  AND DIDN'T SWERVE
Mar 17 2010 8:31PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
actually a dog is the only animal you legally must try to avoid. at least thats what my drivers ed teacher said. you can get ticketed for trying to avoid a cat.
Mar 17 2010 8:40PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
when im done peeing, THE TOILET SHAKES!
Mar 17 2010 8:42PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i listen to loud music, in residential areas
Mar 17 2010 8:45PM
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Sleet
Posts: 327 - Karma: 13
i eat RITZ crackers
Mar 17 2010 8:51PM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41
Really?  Some people have squirrels for pets. And cats, dammit. 
Mar 17 2010 8:58PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
whatever whatever i do what i want want.  i commit hate crimes and i kill people. 
Mar 17 2010 9:07PM
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@koby
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
I
Mar 17 2010 9:07PM
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@koby
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
triplepost
Mar 17 2010 9:08PM
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@koby
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11

WITHOUT CARING
Mar 17 2010 9:08PM
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@koby
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
oh and.....
Mar 17 2010 9:10PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31

i go streaking WITH CLOTHES ON!

Mar 17 2010 10:57PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
I went on pbs kids.com.....WITHOUT ASKING AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 18 2010 12:51AM
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shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
bitch stopped droppin' bop right as I was BUSTIN, took her mouth off and busted all over my LEFT NIPPLE
Mar 18 2010 12:57AM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
I almost forgot...... I DO SCREAMEN SEAMENS.....................................NAKED
Mar 18 2010 12:58AM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
what state are you in?

legally must try to avoid?
Mar 18 2010 7:10PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
I eat babies.... WITH KETCHUP!
Mar 18 2010 8:51PM
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dice552
Posts: 304 - Karma: 42
agree
Mar 18 2010 9:29PM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
win
Mar 18 2010 9:57PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
does he get decent grades or do the teachers struggle with him?
Mar 18 2010 10:00PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i sign my signature IN SIGN-LANGUAGE!!!!one!!!!11
Mar 19 2010 4:57PM
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Tyrone
Posts: 315 - Karma: 26
i p-tex my skis... WITH CONCRETE
Mar 19 2010 9:26PM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
i shave my balls WITH A SPOON!
Mar 19 2010 11:43PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i have sex with a condom on AND I USE HOT TAR AS LUBE
Mar 20 2010 12:09AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
I DONT HAVE AIDS!!!!1!!!!11
Mar 20 2010 12:16AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
i posted in this thread twice. IN A ROW
Mar 20 2010 12:45AM
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Jgombasy
Posts: 180 - Karma: 62
When my mom tells me to go to bed, i tell her ok,  THEN I STAY UP FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS!!
Mar 20 2010 1:15AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
I update my status on facebook... THEN I "LIKE" IT!!!!
Mar 20 2010 1:21AM
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