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What makes YOU a badass?

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Epic win!


When ski patrol be up in my business I PULL THEIR PASSES!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 22 2010 3:01PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
I got a girl pregnent after she gave me a handjob.
Feb 22 2010 3:04PM
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
I andd extraa letterss ontoo alll of myy wordss. BITCHHH
Feb 22 2010 4:29PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
noott aalll yoouur woorrds haavve exxtrra leetterrrs
Feb 22 2010 6:09PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
I DRIVE THIS WHIP :

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Feb 22 2010 6:20PM
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
you got me, i guess im not as bad ass as i thought
Feb 22 2010 6:29PM
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YukonGraham
Posts: 279 - Karma: 55
I smoke cigarettes, AFTER BITING THE FILTER OFF
Feb 22 2010 6:32PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
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Feb 22 2010 7:00PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
WIN
Feb 22 2010 7:01PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Because I lost my virginity...... BEFORE MY OWN FATHER!!!
Feb 22 2010 7:06PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
So.. test tube baby?
Feb 22 2010 7:12PM
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gretzels
Posts: 170 - Karma: 339
ME TOO



Feb 23 2010 1:09AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I'm a sly mutha fucka
Feb 23 2010 2:14AM
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terrag
Posts: 5 - Karma: 10
The way I shave my pubes... and the way my mom dresses me.
Feb 23 2010 4:59AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Yes...
Feb 23 2010 7:24AM
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dwest071
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
i sleep creep your grandma. mcowned.
Feb 23 2010 11:07AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
I take a massive shit, ONCE A YEAR.
Feb 23 2010 11:58AM
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T.Hartman
Posts: 277 - Karma: 53

I pullled a gravity bomb in a public bathroom.

For those of you that don't know what a gravity bomb is..... it's climbing up the stall, to approximately 5 to 6 feet above the toilet, and then pooping. It takes skill and percision.

Feb 23 2010 12:59PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
thats what we call pearl harboring it
Feb 23 2010 7:46PM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
CHAINSAW ARMS

Feb 23 2010 10:39PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
i get pizza delivery personnel to drive me to Mcdonalds and say  FUCK THAT PIZZA
Feb 23 2010 10:44PM
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DGiurk
Posts: 786 - Karma: 194
i own jibberish AND fulltilts :0 hahahaha
Feb 23 2010 10:47PM
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
i eat my fries WITHOUT KETCHUP
Feb 23 2010 10:55PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
haha
Feb 24 2010 10:53AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
I eat my ketchup WITHOUT FRIES.
Feb 24 2010 10:55AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
i eat RAW POTATOES and RAW TOMATOES
Feb 24 2010 11:03AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
i eat LIVE ANIMALS
Feb 24 2010 1:11PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
i buy girlscout cookies THEN EAT THE GIRL SCOUT
Feb 25 2010 4:18PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
i go on ns at school!
Feb 25 2010 9:18PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
I brush my teeth WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK
Feb 25 2010 10:45PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
i leave for the night and i dont come back
Feb 25 2010 11:17PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Watching the notebook without crying...
Feb 25 2010 11:18PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
I eat cigs and inject meth straight into my dick hole.
Feb 25 2010 11:19PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
When it's yellow I leave it mellow,
When it's brown IT'S JUST AS MELLOW.
Feb 25 2010 11:22PM
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rachie.b
Posts: 183 - Karma: 380
ohh shit..
Feb 25 2010 11:22PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
I have a fucking huge T-rex tattoo
Feb 25 2010 11:25PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
I have a Tall T.... OR TWO!!!
Feb 25 2010 11:31PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
I fuck bitches in the public hottub
Feb 25 2010 11:33PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49


This guy is my uncle

'I TAKE TOUGH GUYS LIKE YOU AND I SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA DEM!!"
Feb 25 2010 11:38PM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
i run.....WITH SCISSORS...

I ALWAYS double dip
Feb 25 2010 11:40PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
thats hardcore shit right der
Feb 26 2010 12:33AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
i sell girl scout cookies

MADE OF GIRL SCOUTS
Feb 26 2010 12:38AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
67 years old!! Next time you see you're uncle, do me a favour and shake his hand, that was fucking priceless!
Feb 26 2010 11:02AM
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ThyAfter
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
96% of women lose their virginity to ME. the other 4% are fat
Feb 26 2010 11:35AM
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snowvalleylol
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10

my power level is....

OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!

Feb 26 2010 12:04PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
dude got his shit rocked
Feb 26 2010 12:12PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
RIGHT NOW IM EATING A BOWL OF REESES PUFFS, FRUIT LOOPS, AND MINI MARSHMALLOWS
Feb 26 2010 12:19PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
i eat dinner FOR BREAKFAST
Feb 26 2010 12:22PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13
i push THROUGH PULL DOORS
Feb 26 2010 3:37PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

when does a cub scout become a boy scout?

when he eats his first brownie!

Feb 26 2010 4:12PM
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