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What makes YOU a badass?

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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Thuggish
Posts: 42 - Karma: 4
BECAUSE MY BITCHES KICKTHEMSELVES OUT THA DOOR
Feb 18 2010 11:50PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
i shave














































my armpits
Feb 19 2010 12:01AM
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LoneSkier
Posts: 236 - Karma: 10
i can ride my bike with no handle bars.
Feb 19 2010 12:14AM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
That is genuinely BADASS!
Feb 19 2010 12:22AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
if it isnt 60 grit your a pussy.. i use five grit... yes they make it...
Feb 19 2010 1:08AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
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Feb 19 2010 1:11AM
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LS.
Posts: 1841 - Karma: 858
when i piss, standing up mind you i dont use my hand instead i use them to punch the air like ROCKY
Feb 19 2010 1:37AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I have unprotected sex



WITH HOOKERS
Feb 19 2010 1:41AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311

I look in to the sun,

WITHOUT SUNGLASSES!

Feb 19 2010 1:43AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
I WORK the SHAFT

AND SWALLOW THE GRAVY!!!!!!!
Feb 19 2010 3:34AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
i dont know why, and i know it's a bit irrelevant, but i can't help but read this thread like a boss.
Feb 19 2010 9:39AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

...LIKE A BOSS

(you forgot the caps)

Feb 19 2010 9:44AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
well i bought my current pair of shoes for 6.85 at tj max, i get the KFC buffet 3+ times a week, i keep every penny to my name in a shoebox under my recliner, and at the end of last season i used a towel, sponge and some duct tape to construct my boot liners. dont ask why.
Feb 19 2010 9:53AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
i always drive five miles UNDER the speed limit.
Feb 19 2010 10:32AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230

This is me riding my bicycleClick for larger image

Feb 19 2010 10:47AM
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D.Riley
Posts: 10 - Karma: 11
i HAVE A MIUSTACHE
Feb 19 2010 12:01PM
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feverflow
Posts: 8 - Karma: 10
I eat chicken wings , WITH A SPOON
Feb 19 2010 12:09PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
i squatted over 400 and power cleaned 258 the other day.. BOOYA
Feb 19 2010 12:14PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
When I saw the "I can has bucket," walrus, I killed it and made lamp oil from it's blubber.
Now I can has light.
Feb 19 2010 12:25PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
I MAKE SHITTY THREADS ON NS!!!!
Feb 19 2010 12:27PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
i crashed on chads gap AND DIDNT BREAK MY ANKLES!
Feb 19 2010 12:31PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
haha.  +k

Feb 19 2010 1:02PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
I saw Avatar...AND DID NOT LIKE IT.
Feb 19 2010 1:18PM
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Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
I run up the escalator, WITH PEOPLE COMING DOWN IT!!!!
Feb 19 2010 1:38PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
THEY ALSO TOLD ME THAT I COULD BECOME ANYTHING...
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SO I BECAME A GILA MONSTER!!!!!!!!
Feb 19 2010 2:24PM
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aarrowsmith
Posts: 46 - Karma: 11
i have raptor jesus AS A PET.
Feb 19 2010 2:49PM
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Burrrlapz
Posts: 385 - Karma: 6,929
I get C's in SCHOOL
Feb 19 2010 2:58PM
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,642
AS DO I


I DRINK MUTANT MIX PROTIEN 24/7

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TO LOOK LIKE VIN
Feb 19 2010 2:59PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
your sig makes this funnier
Feb 19 2010 3:11PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
/thread
Feb 19 2010 3:53PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
I DONT FOLLOW THE RULES OF /thread
Feb 19 2010 4:09PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I eat only ONE pistachio
Feb 19 2010 4:52PM
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Gypsy_Steve
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
i choke myself...WHILE I MASTERBATE
Feb 19 2010 4:53PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I make my toast IN THE MICROWAVE
Feb 19 2010 4:58PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

i use a power sander

i won a gold medal.....NAKED

Feb 19 2010 5:04PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
touche sir, touche....
Feb 19 2010 6:39PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
AGAGAGAHAGHAGHAHAGHAGHAA
Feb 19 2010 7:17PM
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homosexual
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
i suck dicks LIKE A BOSS
Feb 19 2010 9:16PM
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S.Anderson
Posts: 369 - Karma: 18
i pee with an anteater in public... that takes BALLS
Feb 19 2010 9:34PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
IM CHUCK NORRIS
Feb 19 2010 9:38PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
i met a cat named SEBASTIAN
Feb 19 2010 9:42PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
I go to school, NAKED
Feb 19 2010 9:44PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
That's easy pussy shit. My old ass gym teacher who's fat as fuck can squat 550.
Feb 19 2010 9:44PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456
i took a dump so big once it took two flushes to get down.
Feb 19 2010 9:46PM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
I can ride a bike WITH NO HANDS!
Feb 19 2010 9:51PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
me? bandsaw all the way. or a steel bristle wheel thing
Feb 19 2010 10:19PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i walk in EXIT DOORS
Feb 22 2010 12:36PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,892
i like blood in my green tea.
Feb 22 2010 1:56PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
Posts: 302 - Karma: 30
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WINNER
Feb 22 2010 2:05PM
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