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What makes YOU a badass?

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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
Explain yourself. caps lock necessary

Me? I take pizza out of the oven. WITH NO OVEN MITTS.
Feb 16 2010 8:27PM
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eheath
Posts: 61603 - Karma: 123,093
That's only bad ass if its on a cookie tray.
Feb 16 2010 8:28PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
I, DISREGARD women and AQUIRE currency!
Feb 16 2010 8:29PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
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Feb 16 2010 8:30PM
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twintip_payne
Posts: 499 - Karma: 13
i fucked magic Johnson. WITHOUT A CONDOM
Feb 16 2010 8:30PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
You jib my car also, and we try to jib guidos......
Feb 16 2010 8:31PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
i poop with the door open  IN PUBLIC WASHROOMS
Feb 16 2010 8:32PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
i eat nails for breakfast. WITH NO MILK.

Feb 16 2010 8:32PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
I can back flip on skis. No big deal.
Feb 16 2010 8:32PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
i eat babies, WITH BBQ SAUCE! /claim
Feb 16 2010 8:33PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
I was pulled over for littering and.....littering and.... littering and..... SMOKIN THE REEFER
Feb 16 2010 8:33PM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!
Feb 16 2010 8:42PM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
my nuts are on yo chin. ON YO CHIN
Feb 16 2010 8:45PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
I KNIT HEADBANDS
Feb 16 2010 8:45PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
i have sex. WITH NO CONDOMS
Feb 16 2010 8:46PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
I don't wipe my ass WHEN I TAKE A HUGE SHIT!!!
Feb 16 2010 8:47PM
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vincentlee223
Posts: 1571 - Karma: 382
When i leave a restaurant and the mint tray in the front says "Take One", I take TWO!
Feb 16 2010 8:49PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
i screwed your mom, and survived the rug burn/ claim
Feb 16 2010 8:50PM
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Joepat75
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
i get out of my reclining chair WITHOUT UNRECLINING IT
Feb 16 2010 8:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I CHALLENGE PISS
Feb 16 2010 8:53PM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
i eat babies
Feb 16 2010 8:55PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
i smoke weed
Feb 16 2010 8:57PM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
lies!
Feb 16 2010 8:59PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
HOW TOUGH AM I? HOW TOUGH AM I?
I'll have you know I stubbed my toe, while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

SKIING AT MY LOCAL SLEDDING HILL AND GETTING WEIRD LOOKS FROM KIDS AT MY SCHOOL! They still think I was skiing down the hill for the sake of going downhill. It's only around 100 yards. They didn't see the 2 rails and ramp we had obviously.
Feb 16 2010 8:59PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
I WEAR MY NY HAT........

BACKWARDS!

YEESSSSAAAA
Feb 16 2010 9:02PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
if BITCHES be up in my shit i FUCK THEM if they're HOT and if they're BRUTE ass HOES i fucking PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
Feb 16 2010 9:03PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
hahahaha win
Feb 16 2010 9:05PM
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bk47
Posts: 102 - Karma: 16
i sled down hills without wearing full body protection
Feb 16 2010 9:07PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
i dont shake. AFTER I PISS
Feb 16 2010 9:16PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
because I sit at night  and HOPE someone kicks in my door.
Feb 16 2010 9:17PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
Im double jointed in my finger.  TWO WAYS
Feb 16 2010 9:18PM
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GoonThug
Posts: 324 - Karma: 16
i'll eat your dick LIKE KOBIASHI!
Feb 16 2010 9:21PM
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hanksy
Posts: 659 - Karma: 265
I once beat up a guy without even touchin' him
Feb 16 2010 9:28PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
my business is SNAPPING NECKS AND CASHING CHECKS
Feb 16 2010 9:32PM
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spidey
Posts: 347 - Karma: 22
i have avatar on dvd. that shits still in theaters yooo
Feb 16 2010 9:33PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
woaw mister, does your mother know about your badassness.

Me? i ride a scooter without  a helmet....!!!!!11
Feb 16 2010 9:35PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
I PISS INTO THE WIND!!!!
Feb 16 2010 9:39PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
my street cred is over one million.
I JUST HIT THE PERIOD BUTTON REALLY HARD FOR EMPHASIS
Feb 16 2010 9:55PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
When people say hello to me, I reply with "Who the fuck do you think your talking to?!" Then I punch them in the throat.












































And I disregard women and acquire currency.
Feb 16 2010 9:57PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
i cork nines and SNORT LINES
Feb 16 2010 10:04PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
in kindergarten i brought in a shoelace for show and tell
Feb 16 2010 10:06PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37

i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

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WITHOUT ANY MILK.

Feb 16 2010 10:08PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
I make two worthless posts in a thread, WITHOUT THINKING TWICE
Feb 16 2010 10:08PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
when i walk into a store and a girl asks "if i'd like to see whats for sale" i respond with, "girl, why dont you show me whats NOT for sale! And while your at it, why dont i buy you a new outfit, this aint 1999 anymore."
Feb 16 2010 10:15PM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
the length of my penis is 1/2 inch... HARD!!@1123!
Feb 16 2010 10:18PM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
I put my pants on TWO LEGS AT A TIME
Feb 16 2010 10:18PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
I watched the hangover.. AND DIDN'T LIKE IT
Feb 16 2010 10:18PM
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CodyTurner
Posts: 677 - Karma: 86
i go in doors that say EXIT ONLY>FUCK YEEEEAAAAA
Feb 16 2010 10:19PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
i write SEARCHBAR,  WITHOUT SEARCHBARRING
Feb 16 2010 10:20PM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
I still play Gamecube
Feb 16 2010 10:21PM
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