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Bitchboards...lets hope this doesn't happen to skiing

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i.ski.walls
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http://www.bitchboards.com/

I usually try not to judge, or hate on anything on anyone, but then I came across bitchboards and it was a little hard to resist. This is my first NSG thread, so don't hate on me, but I just want to see what NS has to say about bitchboards. 

Feb 16 2010 3:18PM
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beezey
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http://www.bitchboards.com
Feb 16 2010 3:19PM
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twintip_payne
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the graphics arent even cool there pretty beat
Feb 16 2010 3:20PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
these look like the bitch  boards. /sexist joke. i sowwy, it had to be done. abstinence whew!
Feb 16 2010 3:21PM
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parkskier
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Oh gosh, and the site had music that plays automatically and can't seemed to be stopped.  Terrible.
Feb 16 2010 3:21PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
i feel like only lesbian snowboarders will ride these.
Feb 16 2010 3:22PM
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soulskier
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weird, just watched a documentary in soc class that talked a little about that
Feb 16 2010 3:22PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
haha nice name too im sure parents are going to let their kids ride boards called bitchboards haha. i cant wait to see this company crash and burn in about 2 months haha
Feb 16 2010 3:23PM
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TechnoPotamus
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if they're going to be stupid feminist idiots and make a "by women, for women, hooray we suck at life terribly" company..... then why would they name it something that is generally considered a derogatory name for a woman?

In hopes that they will be making the statement, "we're embracing the derogatory term and rising above it with our super neato snowboards!" ? No. Fail. That seems stupid to me, really stupid.
Feb 16 2010 3:25PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I saw justin beiber and thought it was some girl rider they signed
Feb 16 2010 3:25PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
are you high? the graphics are the best part about them probably
Feb 16 2010 3:28PM
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Cheezcake.
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wow. aren't girls always complaining how they're sick of companies just putting the prettiest top sheet on a product they can and calling it a women's board/ski? this is pathetic, this company just makes it worse. its turning it into a fashion statement on the slopes, nothing more. "must have matching eye protection to keep you looking fab." really? i mean...really? They say a thing or two on the site about how the boards are tailored to a woman's body, but i have trouble taking that seriously when one of their big selling points is justin fucking beiber on the front page promoting their product.
Feb 16 2010 3:29PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
how about slut skis?
Feb 16 2010 3:33PM
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eheath
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Made by women? Uh oh.
Feb 16 2010 3:46PM
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twintip_payne
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ya and the best part blows. rain drops? pink smoke? thats real fuckin cool . . . and ya i am high
Feb 16 2010 3:46PM
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andersteeze
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"bitch boards" Certifiend and garunteed by Justin bieber himself.
Feb 16 2010 3:55PM
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Bill.
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I just took a look at the specs.

EVERY single board has the same specs, there is no variation in flex, sidecut or width,
even the "park" board is the same.

I think it would be better to have a couple different boards from a company like that, not all women are the same, so not all the boards should be the same.



Feb 16 2010 4:11PM
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neutralzombie
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maybe if it didn't look like the pussy cat dolls were selling me snowboards... my beef is mostly with the name,(obviously) but i'm sure if they come out with cooler graphics they might pick up, and if as said by other members, if the difference in their structures improves. i didn't check because my computers slow at school. hah. anyways.

Feb 16 2010 4:19PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
I was just going to post this. they could have done sooooooo much better on their product line. its retarded. and the graphics blow.. these seem like the kind of board that little middle school girls who snowboard because it s the coolest thing ever! and skiing is for old lame people would buy. if their parents would let them
Feb 16 2010 4:19PM
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garrets
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bitchboards bitch
Feb 16 2010 4:25PM
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skithecanada
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Those graphics are no different than any of the guys boards out there.
Feb 16 2010 4:26PM
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Tinga
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lolz
Feb 16 2010 4:27PM
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soulskier
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title for their pro riders?
Feb 16 2010 4:29PM
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tinkytwinky
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they were at the ski/board convention in the midwest for the past 2 years, they are pretty cool and kinda cute.
Feb 16 2010 4:31PM
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Brenone
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HA!
already had u at 10/10. you must be a funny guy.
Feb 16 2010 4:32PM
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Joshua.
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we could virtually fling poo at their customer service bitches...

info@bitchboards.com
Feb 16 2010 4:35PM
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Uhgah
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Bitchboards are not bitching
Feb 16 2010 4:39PM
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freestyler540
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Well, Im not against the idea, but supply and demand will determine the life of the company. Than again, women riders tend to prefer the board for the cosmetic and not performance.
Feb 16 2010 4:41PM
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factory81
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they have a weed board omg i need one to show how much i love weed
Feb 16 2010 4:46PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
that music kind made me want to hurt someone..
and yeah ive seen someone with one of those before. i saw that the base said "BITCH" in big letters and i was like alright cooool..
soon enough theyre gonna have slut skis.
Feb 16 2010 4:47PM
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Queen_Selassie
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hahahaha. that website doesnt make me respect womens snowboarding more. all those girls looked like pro hoes. and the music just made it more of a joke. 
Feb 16 2010 4:52PM
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prontocuts.com
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u shuld totes get COD so u can get the weed symbol!111
Feb 16 2010 4:58PM
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MicroMix
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Built by women? If the boards are sandwich construction it kinda makes sense.
Feb 16 2010 11:18PM
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MACAQUE
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HAHAHAHA! +K
Feb 16 2010 11:19PM
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FBGM
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"Don't miss out or your inner bitch will never forgive you!"

"BitchBoards® is embracing the word 'Bitch' to mean an empowered and beautiful female snowboarder"

..........
Feb 16 2010 11:29PM
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xxMdahlxx
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excuse me if I am totally snowboard oblivious, but one of the boards on the site (the bottom one on the list) is described as a twin tip snowboard. Are there any snowboards that aren't twin tip?
Feb 16 2010 11:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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Womens dynastars are ALL made by women. I saw a whole thing on TV about it. It's actually legit haha.
Feb 16 2010 11:33PM
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SteezyOhio
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some boards have less camber on the tail then nose, because most females assumably only ride in one direction.
Feb 16 2010 11:35PM
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ISkiSwitch
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lol. wow.

I'm sorry, but riding around with "Bitch" plastered all over your body seems like a terrible idea.
Feb 16 2010 11:36PM
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dwgreene14
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the music on the site just describes the boards
lame
Feb 16 2010 11:37PM
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CKpolicy
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lol.

eheath i hate on you all day, but we finally agree.
Feb 16 2010 11:39PM
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ChaseB
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that was great!
+k
Feb 16 2010 11:39PM
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tommycat
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The gays are definitely tricking us... who ever heard of snow in a kitchen?
Feb 17 2010 12:50AM
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TechnoPotamus
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sig'd
Feb 17 2010 12:56AM
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shr@gler
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Feb 17 2010 1:26AM
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jeremy.g
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its true. towards the kitchen
Feb 17 2010 1:27AM
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i.ski.walls
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oh shit. this thread ended up completely degrading women. hahahaha.

anyone want to try getting sponsored by them? they say they don't care if you've been riding for only one season, or go to every competition available. i mean...who wouldnt want a board with bitch written on the bottom.
Feb 17 2010 1:33AM
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canterbury
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haha which side's the top sheet? the sandwich?
Feb 17 2010 1:33AM
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KiDCuDi
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hahahahah
Feb 17 2010 1:39AM
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henrytargett
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besides the graphics, every single board is the same. then again... all women are the same.
Feb 17 2010 1:44AM
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steveys
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I wouldnt give a damn.  No one ever sees the bottom of my skis in the double overhead pow.
Feb 17 2010 5:41AM
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