So I have to write a speech on Murphy's Law for Wednesday, for a school class that we have to come in over vacation for. I'm far too lazy and unmotivated to write this speech. I'm willing to paypal someone what's left in my paypal ($13) and possibly ship them something like a pair of gloves, some bandanas, or possibly work something out.
Criteria:
A light, funny speech about Murphy's Law. Appropriate enough to be read in front of a crowd of people attending this competition that revolves around my school.
Intelligent.
At normal talking speed, needs to be between 3 and a half, to 4 and a half minutes long. For your sake, keep it on the low end.
Again, funny.
Does not need to be a real situation or anything like that. Just needs to surround Murphy's Law.
If you don't know about Murphy's Law please do not try and write this speech for me.
I know it's shallow to bum off homework but hey, I'm a shallow guy so this is normal.
I would like this speech to be done tonight, before 2 AM Eastern time (So technically tomorrow) but it could be also finished tomorrow morning. I need it by tomorrow morning the latest.
PM me if you think you're up for it!
Thanks.
