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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
Granted, but you get gang raped by all of the members of the Jonas Brothers, the entire GOP, and Ted Kennedy's ethereal spirit.

I wish for unbelievable, unfailing skill after I "practice" anything three times, consecutively, without any risk of injury or pain on my behalf.
Feb 20 2010 9:26AM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
I wish you spoke English, and I knew what "the england" ment
Feb 20 2010 9:28AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
i'm sorry that offended you so much, i was going to put the UK then realised some pedantic cock, much like yourself, would call me out on Scotland having mountains so i changed it to England.


Feb 20 2010 10:49AM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
granted, but this said "anything" is restricted to "anything gay"

i wish i was a dog
Feb 20 2010 11:07AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
granted, but you have wheels for back legs.

i wish i had an audi a4
Feb 20 2010 11:49AM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
granted but its disassembled in your garage in a bunch of little pieces


i wish i had a million cool guns
Feb 20 2010 11:50AM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
granted, but one night they all spontaneously fire all the rounds in their clips and kill thousands of the loved ones near your house.

i wish i owned a transformer
Feb 20 2010 11:59AM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
granted, but its a decepticon and continuously tries to kill you.


i wish i was the greatest athlete of all time
Feb 20 2010 12:08PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but you compete in the special olympics

i wish i were eating cinnamon rolls right now
Feb 20 2010 12:56PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
Granted, but someone took a poo on it I wish we had school in the summmer and summer break in the winter so I could ski for 3 months non-stop
Feb 20 2010 1:18PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
^ Granted. You're skiing for three months in an avalanche path on avalanche debris.

I wish I was eating bacon.
Feb 20 2010 1:25PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
granted but its uncooked

I wish I knew how to cook good food so i dont have to eat ramen
Feb 20 2010 1:41PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
granted but all you can cook is spaghetti.

i wish i was in school all year round.
Feb 20 2010 3:19PM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
granted but you are a deprived native american youth who is forced into an abusive residential school, forced to learn and adopt a religion that is not your own and beaten if you resists.

i wish i was asian

Feb 20 2010 3:54PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
granted: but..... 8---> (actual size).

i wish i didn't have to go to work in 20 minutes
Feb 20 2010 3:59PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
granted but it means you cant do anything for 3 weeks

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller
Feb 20 2010 4:12PM
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houndmaster
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
granted but someone already said that on this page so it wasnt as effective as you thought it was gonna be.

i wish lazyafterbang wasnt so dumb in the thread in ski gabber
Feb 20 2010 4:15PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Granted, but you're dumber than him

I wish i had money to buy new skis
Feb 20 2010 5:33PM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
Granted, but you could only buy them from a cross country ski store.
Feb 20 2010 5:36PM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
I wish gas was free
Feb 20 2010 5:37PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but u have no car or no way of getting a car.

i wish my heel wasnt bruised

Feb 20 2010 5:53PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but you have a torn acl

i wish i had cod mw2
Feb 20 2010 5:54PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but u have no xbox or ps3

i still wish that my heel wasnt bruised

Feb 20 2010 6:00PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
granted your going to die tomorrow
I wish I was Todd Wallnuts
Feb 20 2010 6:09PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
granted, but you find out you brought your mom to prom

i wish i was dating megan fox
Feb 20 2010 7:04PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but she had a dick

i still wish my heel wasnt bruised so i could ski

Feb 20 2010 7:06PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160

granted, but then you go ski and bruise it again.

i wish i could go to windell's this summer.

Feb 20 2010 7:07PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but it rain all week before you go and theres no more snow i wish i could find my crowbars
Feb 20 2010 7:11PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
you find them, but the lens is cracked.

i wish i lived closer to the beach
Feb 20 2010 7:48PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
granted but its a gay nude beach

i wish i had friends
Feb 20 2010 8:03PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but your friends are gang bangers and you get killed becasue of them i wish i could be sking right now
Feb 20 2010 8:10PM
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superskier420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 11

granted, but your a gaper and suck at skiing

i wish i was t-wall

Feb 20 2010 9:17PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

there is some funny shit in this thread.. lol for days and days

granted but you are paralized for the rest of you life after your first run on skis..

i wish the hole in my butt would get fixed.. (it has been there for as long as i can remember)

Feb 20 2010 9:38PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Granted but now you have vagina

I wish I had a car

Feb 20 2010 10:14PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but it is a Lada!

I wish the paint would dry faster
Feb 21 2010 12:51AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
But then It peels off.

I wish I had 5 more wishes.
Feb 21 2010 12:54AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
granted but each wish gives you aids

im good right now, dont really need anything
Feb 21 2010 12:57AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
You get herpes anyway

I wish for a cure for aids.
Feb 21 2010 12:59AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but it will give you cancer

I wish for a cancer cure
Feb 21 2010 1:01AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Granted, but it will give you aids

I want a taco.
Feb 21 2010 1:02AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Granted, but it's Rosie O'Donnell's.

I want a new right knee.
Feb 21 2010 1:06AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Granted but it doesn't move.

I wish to go to mars.
Feb 21 2010 1:12AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but you cant get back to earth

I wish i had a redbull
Feb 21 2010 2:32AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but it's chuck norris' piss.

I wish I had a jetpack.
Feb 21 2010 2:36AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
granted but it explodes upon ignition. 

i wish i could travel into the future.
Feb 21 2010 10:01AM
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-fungus-
Posts: 249 - Karma: 14

granted, but your dick falls off in the process.

i wish i could dance the salsa *CON STEEZE*

Feb 21 2010 10:09AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but it makes you poo your pants.

I wish I were as cool as ohmybosh.
Feb 21 2010 11:56AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but everything you do is laced.

i wish i could have my ski da bay tall tee already
Feb 21 2010 1:25PM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
granted but it is medium size.

I wish i had landed my first frontflip yesterday.
Feb 21 2010 1:39PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813

granted but you had to go back in time and as a result of landing your frontflip, the butterly effect made racoons our world leaders

I wish I had some money!

Feb 21 2010 1:55PM
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