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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
granted, but you had to watch your parents have sex instead

i wish i didnt have to pay for my skis
Feb 18 2010 3:10PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you have to suck off a walrus to get them instead.

i wish that there wasnt a creepy ass kid sitting behind me.

Feb 18 2010 3:13PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
granted, but there was a creepy ass old person instead

i wish i didnt have a broken leg
Feb 18 2010 3:15PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you break your ankles in a tragic accident like thall where nobody helped for about 5 minutes.

i wish i didnt have to present my spanish project next.

Feb 18 2010 3:16PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

granted: but you loose you left leg and have to pee out you butt for the rest of you life

i wish i had a strait weiner and a beautiful face...

Feb 18 2010 3:33PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but your straight wiener is ON your beautiful face

i wish i could double cork on a tech deck
Feb 18 2010 3:45PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
granted, but you never can double cork on skis

i wish i didnt have to prepare my kraft dinner
Feb 18 2010 4:01PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but you starved to death

I wish my mom could stay longer in America
Feb 18 2010 7:48PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
granted, but neither can you

i wish i didnt starve to death
Feb 18 2010 7:53PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
granted, you are bludgeoned to death by and enormous black cock.
I wish i lived out west and could ski there
Feb 18 2010 7:58PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
Granted, but you can only ski the bunny hill, on cross country skis.
Feb 18 2010 10:39PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
granted but your job makes it so you can only ski one day per year at the end of the season.

i wish i had a cup of rice
Feb 18 2010 10:51PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
granted. but it tastes like ass.
i wish i could take 3 foot long shits
Feb 18 2010 11:03PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
sucks in its uncooked

I wish i had an unlimited supply of ranch dressing in London
Feb 18 2010 11:05PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Granted, but you live in Antarctica

I wish I was poor.
Feb 18 2010 11:07PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but you dont have anything else either.

I wish I could do like "brink" : "ski" BETTER!
Feb 18 2010 11:10PM
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U.daho
Posts: 67 - Karma: 13
Granted, But you cant afford your season pass.

i wish i was uber smart
Feb 18 2010 11:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
granted, but you'd be stuck in a wheelchair like steven hawking if you were

I wish I had a nice big chicken parmesian sandwich in front of me
Feb 18 2010 11:13PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but you can't eat it

i wish my lips weren't so chapped right now...
Feb 18 2010 11:14PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
granted but now you miss your chapped lips.
i wish that i die falling down the grandcanyon
Feb 18 2010 11:18PM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
Granted, but you die slowly.

I wish that I had a real life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle as my friend.
Feb 18 2010 11:20PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but in a video game

i have no idea what you said about my chapped lips, and i don't know why i would ever miss them!

so, i hope that god smites KPowell with chapped lips forever!
Feb 18 2010 11:20PM
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kpow
Posts: 373 - Karma: 33
granted but all the chicks dig chapped lips and you dont have any
i wish my dog could talk
Feb 18 2010 11:22PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but you can't understand it

chicks don't dig chapped lips, and i still wish god smites you with chapped lips forever
Feb 18 2010 11:24PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
well you have chapped lips.

i wish i had a plane
Feb 19 2010 2:47PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
granted, its made out of paper by a fifth grader.

i still wish for a cup of rice
Feb 19 2010 2:48PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but its uncooked i wish i had a million dollars
Feb 19 2010 2:59PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
granted. but its monopoly money

i wish i had a reason to live
Feb 19 2010 3:04PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Granted, but you have to go on a lifelong quest to figure out what it is.

I wish I had a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything It contains.
Feb 19 2010 3:07PM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
granted, but you cant speak

i wish i had a helicopter
Feb 19 2010 3:13PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
granted, but then you got high and forgot most of it.


i wish weed was legalized.
Feb 19 2010 3:13PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

Granted, but you cant smoke for the rest of your life.

I wish that i am a unicorn that is skiing down a rainbow.

Feb 19 2010 3:26PM
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HIRO
Posts: 548 - Karma: 34
Granted, but then you realize that your wish wasn't phrased in the subjunctive so the genie couldn't make it come true.

I wish I were a unicorn skiing down a rainbow.
Feb 19 2010 3:41PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
Granted, but you're not a real unicorn but just a homosexual with a dildo on your forehead and the rainbow is a figure of speech for your downward decent into gaydom

I wish it would dump snow in CO for once
Feb 19 2010 4:19PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but you have to move to vancouver, where our ski season is already ending
Feb 19 2010 7:15PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
i wish i had 10 dollars in my pocket
Feb 19 2010 7:15PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

granted but you can only spend it on gumballs

i wish i was a little bit talla' i wish i was a balla' i wish i had a gilr who looked good i would call her..

^ good song but i wish i had a girl friend who shredded and was supper hot..

Feb 19 2010 9:28PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
granted but she is a slut and cheats on you with everyone. mostly d-bags and snowboarders.


i wish i could get a reputable degree from a university that only focused on skiing
Feb 19 2010 10:26PM
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idskithat
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 154
you get a degree but its for cross country skiing

i wish i didnt have to get glasses
Feb 19 2010 10:57PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted, but your guano implodes the moment you sit down on a toilet




i want to play ping pong at olympic-quality
Feb 19 2010 11:11PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
granted but u r now forrest gump

I wish the mods didnt catch me on my skibladerzrbest alias
Feb 19 2010 11:19PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
granted, but you are beat out by the asians


i wish vacation lasted another week
Feb 19 2010 11:20PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
granted but you have to spend it in the pacific ocean on a asian touring boat



i wish timberline wasnt so icey and windy right now
Feb 19 2010 11:26PM
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T_tops
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Granted, but someone slipped a laxitive in your food and you got the mad runs for the entire time.


I wish I had taquito's in my freezer
Feb 19 2010 11:27PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11

granted they are shit filler

i wish cod 4 had more people playing

Feb 20 2010 1:30AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but its only one more

i wish that i was as good as this 12 year old. hes in like 7th grade. http://vimeo.com/9337385

Feb 20 2010 6:13AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
granted, but your dick never grows from it's 12 year old size!

i wish i could beast my finals!
Feb 20 2010 7:28AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you did horribly all year and fail anyways.

i wish that i had a cuban cigar

Feb 20 2010 7:43AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
granted- but its a shitty machine made one

I wish I could ski pipe better
(pipe comp at my mountain today)
Feb 20 2010 8:18AM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
granted, you'll win, but shit yourself in front of everyone because of the excitement!

i wish the england had mountains.
Feb 20 2010 8:24AM
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