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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

granted you have 9 hours of homework when you get out.

I wish my girlfriend was with me right now.

Feb 15 2010 6:38PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
Granted but she is on her period

I wish i was out of debt
Feb 15 2010 6:42PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

granted but you go to prison for not paying

i wish i had my own house

Feb 15 2010 7:07PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but you have to sell your skis to do it

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl in the hood i would call her.
Feb 15 2010 7:14PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
granted but you grow too tall to fit in a house without bending over, you are a terrible baller and you get genital warts from the girl in the hood.

I wish i didn't have a paper to write
Feb 15 2010 7:24PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
granted, but you now have to have sex with your professor to pass that class.

I wish i had a pet hedge hog.
Feb 15 2010 7:47PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
granted, but it has an incredible affliction towards your sleeping anus, and a knack for escaping from cages.




I wish I lived in cottonwood heights.
Feb 15 2010 7:49PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but then it went up ur asshole.

i wish i was a skier

Feb 15 2010 7:49PM
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

granted you dont get twin tips

i wish i was getting laid

Feb 15 2010 7:51PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
weird, we both sent that hedgehog up his ass. lulz.

Granted, but you suck really bad and hit a tree square in the nuts, then they amputate your manhood.


I wish I was railing that girl from the airport, damn was she fine.
Feb 15 2010 7:52PM
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Mastermind180
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
Granted, But turns out she has a boyfriend and he whoops your ass

I wish the whole world was covered with amazing ski areas
Feb 15 2010 7:59PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but then u got ran over by at groomer.

i wish my wish comes true

Feb 15 2010 8:03PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10

granted but then you die.

i wish i had a drift 240sx.

Feb 15 2010 8:06PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
granted but its in need for speed

i wish i had a mountain all to myself and friends with a sick park and ridiculous pow and pillows
Feb 15 2010 8:24PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but then you get kicked out.

i wish was sponsored by the coolest sponsors out there

Feb 15 2010 8:40PM
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Mastermind180
Posts: 27 - Karma: 10
Granted, But your sponsorships are for tennis.

I wish i didn't have diabetes.
Feb 15 2010 8:46PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but you have cancer.

i wish i could think of more wishes

Feb 15 2010 8:50PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
granted. but someone wishes that you cant think of any wishes after you already used your wish.

I wish I had some Romeo y Julietta Cigars.
Feb 15 2010 8:53PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
granted but then you'll get lung cancer

i wish i had a million $$
Feb 15 2010 8:56PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Granted but its all in IOU's...from me....Youre not getting shit back.

I wish i didnt have tests to study for and could get trashed tonight.
Feb 15 2010 8:58PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
granted but all your friends are studying so you end up drinking by yourself, loser

i wish my IB extended essay would write itself
Feb 15 2010 9:03PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. and you get a A+.

i wish i was tom wallisch.

Feb 15 2010 9:06PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted, but all it said was fuck you over and over again

i wish i could read minds
Feb 15 2010 9:07PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but you read old perverts minds.

i wish that *Doctor_Steeze* had no more wishes

Feb 15 2010 9:08PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted. but i am god. you lose

i wish i had 1000000000 dollars
Feb 15 2010 9:11PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
i wish i had a long and hard penis
Feb 15 2010 9:12PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Granted, but then he just makes a new username called Nurse.Steeze and makes dozens of more wishes.

I wish I had free unlimited beer for the rest of my life.
Feb 15 2010 9:13PM
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dreamseller
Posts: 27 - Karma: 9

granted, but no one is thinking of anyting

i wish no one could destroy my wish

Feb 15 2010 9:13PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253

Granted, but your a walrus

I wish I was chinese

Feb 15 2010 9:13PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted, but you get killed by jackie chan

i wish that i could control snowfall
Feb 15 2010 9:14PM
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dreamseller
Posts: 27 - Karma: 9

granted, but you dont get to use it on anyone

i wish that michael jackson was still alive

Feb 15 2010 9:15PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted, but he butt fucks you


Feb 15 2010 9:16PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
granted, but he rapes you on the reg
Feb 15 2010 9:16PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i thought i said that u cant make any wishes
Feb 15 2010 9:23PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
i thought i said i was god
Feb 15 2010 9:25PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i thought i was the one who made god
Feb 15 2010 9:27PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
you thought wrong
Feb 15 2010 9:31PM
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JoshWong
Posts: 2823 - Karma: 20,539
i wish everyone was Asian like me.
Feb 15 2010 9:32PM
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iLiKeShiFTieZ
Posts: 695 - Karma: 350

Granted, but you end up turning black.

I wish my brother wasn't mad cuz I'm stylin' on him.

Feb 15 2010 9:36PM
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xxMdahlxx
Posts: 552 - Karma: 15
granted but then there was a soy sauce shortage and everyone died

I wish I didnt have so much shit to do
Feb 15 2010 9:38PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
haha +k for you. or their was a rice/sushi shortage
Feb 15 2010 9:40PM
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grifftang
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 14
granted, but in soviet russia, shit does you

i wish i had a beautiful supermodel who i could slurm upon any time i wanted
Feb 15 2010 9:41PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
granted but he turns out to be your sister

i wish i could ski pow everyday for the rest of my live in BC without ever getting sick/hurt
Feb 15 2010 9:42PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
granted but global warming melts all the snow in the world and cut ur own legs off in anger.

I wish i had a tom wallisch bobble figure
Feb 15 2010 9:48PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
granted, but your a hipster and you can only listen to nickleback while your ride down the pow on a special paraplegic ski set up.

I wish i was high as shit.
Feb 15 2010 9:49PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
granted but u shit urself so hard that u rip urself a new asshole

I wish i was Mike Rowe
Feb 15 2010 9:51PM
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Sinuous
Posts: 439 - Karma: 82

Granted: But then you are ridden with STD's

I wish Shane McConkey came back.

Feb 15 2010 9:54PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted, but im jossi wells. you lose

i wish i had a normal cousin
Feb 15 2010 10:05PM
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stowe=snow
Posts: 171 - Karma: 14
granted but it vanishes when you are on the lift

i wish i coul finish my project without going on NS
Feb 15 2010 10:05PM
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