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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
granted, but everytime you make a wish, someone close to you would die

i wish i had x ray vision
Feb 14 2010 11:07PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
granted: but you in the mens bathroom.


I wish my wish was granted
Feb 14 2010 11:10PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
granted, but it only works on fat chicks

i wish the all the beatles were still alive.
Feb 14 2010 11:10PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
granted but you are now deaf

i wish i had a snapple right about now
Feb 14 2010 11:14PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but they're all quadrapalegics (sp) so they're not able to make music anyways
Feb 14 2010 11:14PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
You didnt ask for a wish so Im skipping back one.

You can have a snapple but your hands are permanently covered in butter and you cant get the lid off.

I wish I could see the Lawrence Arms in concert.
Feb 14 2010 11:48PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted. but you're deaf

i wish i could have sex with megan fox
Feb 14 2010 11:53PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

granted, but it's her doing you with a strapon.

I wish i hadnt torn my ACL

Feb 14 2010 11:56PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Granted, but all the snow melts off your local shred spot and you have no means to travel.

I wish I had motivation to do something productive this evening.
Feb 14 2010 11:58PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
granted, but your motivation is to eat pop-sicles til you have enough pop-sicle sticks to build a life size boat, and sail to Somalia


I wish i had some flavor blasted gold fish to eat.
Feb 15 2010 12:50AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
granted, the flavour is semen.

i wish my hard-drive would start working.
Feb 15 2010 12:52AM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
Granted, but your parents save their sex tape on it and you accidentally watch it.

I wish i didnt have to stay at school and away from any ski hill for half of my reading break
Feb 15 2010 1:02AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
granted, you live in vancouver and there is no snow on the hills


i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
Feb 15 2010 1:05AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
granted, but you go the ski hill only to work 16 hours every day, to pay off stipper debts you have back at college.

I wish i had a really really hairy back.
Feb 15 2010 1:06AM
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iFail
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 65

^Granted but you're turned into a(dirty) mexican at the same time

I wish the good bezzels weren't gone

Feb 15 2010 1:08AM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37

granted, but who the fuck cares about the good bezzels anyway

I wish that noone replys to this wish

.......end thread

Feb 15 2010 9:58AM
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airjake
Posts: 674 - Karma: 222

granted, but im here so it wont

i wish i was with my girl right now

Feb 15 2010 10:01AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but when she asks you to cut the cake she made you cut her head off

i wish i could ski today
Feb 15 2010 10:04AM
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mightyboosh
Posts: 171 - Karma: 30
Granted, but the rabbit in the hat beat her up with the bat

I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AT SKIING AS TANNER HALL
Feb 15 2010 10:15AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
granted, but you break your ankles.

I wish I had a different hot chick to fuck every day
Feb 15 2010 10:21AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
breaking the ankles doesn't apply
it's a given

granted but they all have multiple stds
Feb 15 2010 10:25AM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
Granted, but they're all blood relatives of yours.

I wish I could eat shampoo.
Feb 15 2010 10:30AM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
Granted, but now you shit bubbles.

I wish I could pee in a super hot chicks butt
Feb 15 2010 10:35AM
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
granted, but now every girl in the world knows, and you never get laid again.

I wish that i could jib the golden gate bridge like JMMT
Feb 15 2010 11:02AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted, but you need to do so on snowbladez....

i wish i had a pet-pandabear
Feb 15 2010 11:48AM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72

granted but ur bear wants to kill you with a stick of bamboo

I wish i could do switch 1620s

Feb 15 2010 11:57AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
granted but you are a snowboarder

i wish no one could destroy my wish
Feb 15 2010 11:59AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Granted, but now you like men, and youve always liked men, so your wish isnt being destroyed, its being liberated!

I wish I get to go to coachella!
Feb 15 2010 12:08PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
Granted, but your deaf.

I wish I could take a day off work and smoke up.
Feb 15 2010 12:13PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
granted, but that shits laced.

i wish my penis wasn't so big
Feb 15 2010 3:04PM
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mr_grom
Posts: 708 - Karma: 51
granted, but you have many std's

i wish i could land every trick i do.
Feb 15 2010 3:13PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582

Granted, but no one can.

I wish I could ski better then kaya turski

Feb 15 2010 3:28PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but now ur addicted to steriods.

i wish my friend was a pro and i wanna be a pro too.

Feb 15 2010 3:47PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but that pro is sean white.

i wish i was a little bit taller.
Feb 15 2010 3:53PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Granted, but due to rapid skeleton growth the tendons of your muscles snap, thus making you nothing more then a pile of flesh and bones with no ability to do anything.

I wish that a very hot Norwegian model/proskier was my girlfriend.
Feb 15 2010 3:58PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but shes a tranny

i wish i was a pornstar. (with women)

Feb 15 2010 4:01PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Granted, but after an 26 hour session with 23 Female pro bodybuilders with clits bigger then a todlers arm you get necrotizing fasciitis which will destroy your tissue and thus your cock and you will be in constant excruciating pain as the necrotizing fasciitis continues to devour your flesh until you die.

I wish I had a cookie.
Feb 15 2010 4:09PM
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Rudy.
Posts: 441 - Karma: 24
granted.
but it now says WARREN MILLER RULES (as in the company)
Feb 15 2010 4:13PM
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dreamseller
Posts: 27 - Karma: 9

granted, but the cookie monster ate it before you had the chance to

i wish i stole the cookie back from the cookie monster

Feb 15 2010 4:13PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
granted, but its made of human foreskin
Feb 15 2010 4:13PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted. but the cookie was made out of male sperm

i wish i could afford some jiberish pieces

Feb 15 2010 4:17PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but they are all size M.

I wish i was dating taylor swift
Feb 15 2010 4:39PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
Granted, but you just found out she has a dick

I wish the northeast would get some damn snow!
Feb 15 2010 5:52PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but washington DC got twice as much. again.
Feb 15 2010 5:55PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
i wish i drove an aston martin
Feb 15 2010 5:55PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,311
Granted but it looks like this:
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I wish I had some seasons Sleepytime® thea.
Feb 15 2010 6:00PM
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xxMdahlxx
Posts: 552 - Karma: 15
granted but somebody pissed in it

I wish I was in Whistler
Feb 15 2010 6:02PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
granted, but you are now asleep forever... and ever... and ever.


i wish my collarbone wasn't broken
Feb 15 2010 6:11PM
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airjake
Posts: 674 - Karma: 222

granted but your leg is

i wish i was as good as sw in snowboarding

Feb 15 2010 6:14PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
granted, but then you would be a douche

I wish i wasnt in class
Feb 15 2010 6:29PM
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