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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Granted, but the schoolwork is really stupid, so you always get F's


I wish that I had the girl of my dreams, and she went down on my big penis everyday forever.
Oct 27 2011 10:48PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629
granted, but she has braces and herpes

i wish my employees weren't such immature pricks all the time
Oct 28 2011 6:11PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

Granted, your emplyoees are straightlaced as fuck but you hate going to work now. The place bores you to death and you often ponder shooting the place up.

I Wish I had a new flannel shirt!

Oct 28 2011 6:50PM
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
Granted, but its stuck up your butt.

i wish i could smoke again
Oct 28 2011 7:49PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
granted, but you get cancer if you are talking cigs, or you get caught by the cops with 2 oz. if you are talking weed.

I wish I had my ski pants so i won't have to worry about being soaking this weekend for my first day.
Oct 28 2011 8:04PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Granted, but there ugly and don't fit. I wish I could have B-dogs steeze
Oct 28 2011 11:48PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
granted, but b dog becomes paralyzed so......

I wish i could have the Gopro HERO 2
Oct 28 2011 11:57PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
granted, but you drop it and break it

i wish i had a wish that i could get granted without it getting ruined.
Oct 29 2011 12:01AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Sorry for the break in the thread here but since when did a shamwow acctually absorb anything?

To the guy who wishes his wish wasnt ruined..... Granted. Have a nice day.
Oct 29 2011 12:06AM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but the wish loses its value so it isnt ruined, it is just worth nothing

I wish i had a dog
Oct 29 2011 12:07AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Granted, but its a dead dog I wish I had unlimited money
Oct 29 2011 12:17AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

granted, but its monopoly money

I wish I could post senor chang gay vid without being banned.

Oct 29 2011 12:20AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Granted, but every time you reply to a thread, someone quotes your post with a senor chang gay video.

I wish that third world countries were rid of all of their problems.
Oct 29 2011 12:33AM
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iSkier
Posts: 343 - Karma: 28
Granted, but you still have math problems

I wish I was smarter
Oct 29 2011 12:39AM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
granted but you completely forget about everything skiing.



I wish I could by new skis
Oct 29 2011 7:40AM
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richard.
Posts: 873 - Karma: 55
granted, but they are suspects and they break on the first day.

I wish I could go skiing today
Oct 29 2011 10:56AM
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JordanButtfart
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 3,027
granted, you tear your ACL first run.

I wish I had some new skis
Oct 29 2011 11:00AM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

granted but they are suspect and they broke first day you try them.

I wish my home mountain season pass was free

Oct 29 2011 11:19AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
Granted, but then after the first day they close die to not having enough money.

I wish I could ski like a pro my first year (this year)
Oct 29 2011 11:22AM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629

granted, but by ski like a pro you mean break both your ankles hitting chads

i wish i knew how to get to chads from the bottom of alta

Oct 29 2011 12:12PM
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JewRad
Posts: 432 - Karma: 23
granted. but i heard ski patrol blew that shit up. i wish my new ski stuff would come already so i can ski
Oct 29 2011 12:15PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

granted, but the guy sent you the wrong stuff and you got to wait another 2 weeks.

i wish i land my first dub on ski this year without breaking any part of my body

Oct 29 2011 12:37PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629
granted but the second attempt leaves you with several compound fractures

i wish i wasn't so hungover
Oct 29 2011 12:45PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you have no legs


i wish it was snowing
Oct 29 2011 1:31PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,555
granted but when it hits the ground it melts.



I wish it was winter
Oct 29 2011 1:50PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you live in ecuador
Oct 29 2011 1:53PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52150 - Karma: 168,520
I wish I herp'd


























But I derp'd



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Oct 29 2011 1:56PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but youre a pony



I wish my back didnt hurt
Oct 29 2011 1:57PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but you as soon as you stand up you slip and break your hip

i wish i didnt have a midterm on monday
Oct 29 2011 2:13PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 629
granted, but you have two midterms on tuesday

i wish these pretzels weren't making me so damn thirsty
Nov 1 2011 9:02PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
granted. but they make you constipated for weeks.

i wish it was december
Nov 1 2011 9:05PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you live in the Congo


I wish i was good a skateboarding
Nov 1 2011 9:09PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
Granted: But its still November

I wish i had a gazillion dollars
Nov 1 2011 9:10PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted, but you dont have a gazillion dollars.

really though that was awful
Nov 1 2011 9:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but eveyone skips you so you never get your stupid fucking money


I wish i was good at skateboarding
Nov 1 2011 9:13PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
GRANTED: but you two above me ARE REALLY FUCKING GAY

I wish....... FUCK YOU
Nov 1 2011 9:15PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

Granted but you're not quite good enough to go pro. You quit your job and chase the dream only to wind up in your Dad's Basement.

I wish my hockey team wins the Stanley Cup

Nov 1 2011 9:37PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
granted. but i turn out to be your mother. so you just fucked your own mother.

i wish..for infinite wishes
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Nov 2 2011 12:37AM
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T.MARTIN
Posts: 1333 - Karma: 62
Granted but you can only wish for butt plugs.


I wish for a wish that is so paradoxical that inevitably no one has the cornucopia of senses and thought mechanics to naturally foil this wish that contains such a vast knowledge of the unknown thus making the zombie army or Morowin crumble under the rule of their king Legolas.
Nov 2 2011 12:43AM
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hiphophobo
Posts: 81 - Karma: 7

Granted.... but she has a penis.

I wish I understood the wish above.

Nov 2 2011 12:51AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
granted, but as soon as you figure out its meaning, the mass of information and knowledge that you have just acquired causes your mind to literally explode.

i wish, i were a catfish..
Nov 2 2011 1:19AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Granted
But you have down

I wish my farts didn't smell like diesel
Nov 2 2011 1:24AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
Granted
But you have down

I wish my farts didn't smell like diesel
Nov 2 2011 1:25AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Granted but now your breath smells like dick

I wish I could sleep and wake up instantly on command
Nov 2 2011 2:31AM
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MilfHunter777
Posts: 248 - Karma: 31
Granted but every time you go to sleep you piss yourself and everytime you wake up theres a fat dudes bare ass in your face.

I wish i could fly
Nov 2 2011 10:04AM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
granted, but you can only fly naked and when it is hailing out.

i wish i could run as fast as usain bolt backwards
Nov 2 2011 10:20AM
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Dock.Ellis
Posts: 136 - Karma: 19

Granted, but you can only run backwards naked into a feild of dildos

I wish i could derp

Nov 2 2011 10:53AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
Granted but you get AIDS

I wish for nothing
Nov 2 2011 12:11PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 159
granted, a homles guy steals your wish and rapes your mother.




i wish i was 20feet tall.
Nov 2 2011 12:34PM
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raymano---0
Posts: 35 - Karma: 14

Granted. But you are in lack of arms.

I wish i had a towboat and a personal lake

Nov 2 2011 1:08PM
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