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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
granted but you used shitty wood to build it and it falls apart

i wish i had a faster computer
Jul 27 2011 10:26PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but everytime you click on something on your desktop you get friday rolled.

i wish i had a gold coin
Jul 27 2011 10:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
granted but it's invisible

i wish i could think up of a better wish
Jul 27 2011 10:30PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but its still terrible


i wish i could skate
Jul 27 2011 10:31PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted it's fools gold so it's worthless.

I wish I had more money...in canadian currency..
Jul 27 2011 10:31PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
granted but you're gay

I wish I was gay
Jul 27 2011 10:32PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but your ugly and no guy wants to date you

i wish i had an excuse so i can go out friday without my parents knowing
Jul 27 2011 10:34PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
granted but you still dont get any


i wish i had a slave
Jul 27 2011 10:34PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but you get executed because well, you had a slave.


I wish i could skate without injuring myself
Jul 27 2011 10:39PM
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BWM
Posts: 107 - Karma: 28
Granted, but the skateboard can't have wheels.

I wish I no longer had to poop or urintate
Jul 27 2011 10:55PM
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skithedirt
Posts: 1759 - Karma: 382
granted, but you now will puke out your eyeballs

I wish my summer would start over again
Jul 27 2011 11:03PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
granted but you are forced to move to the southern hemisphere after a week




I wish i didnt have to go to the dentist tomorrow
Jul 27 2011 11:15PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
GRANTED, BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE GOING TO THE PROCTOLOGIST FOR A CHECKUP.

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST TOMORROW EITHER
Jul 27 2011 11:23PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but you have to go to the colonoscopy doctor.


i wish i could never get hurt
Jul 28 2011 12:22AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but you lose your legs in the process.

Err.. I wish I could ski Japan next winter.
Jul 28 2011 12:30AM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
granted, but all the chemicals got released from the tsunami and now you cant see


i wish i could carry around a kitten in my pocket where ever i go
Jul 28 2011 12:45AM
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Pool.
Posts: 2820 - Karma: 662
granted, but its dead

i wish i could have gone to evolve chile
Jul 28 2011 12:49AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
granted but you miss your flight home and you have to stay in chile forever. Its not as good as you think, instead of skiing, a civil war breaks out, and you are drafted. You die in battle.

I wish i was popular on NS.
Jul 28 2011 1:39AM
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los.pinguinos
Posts: 555 - Karma: 34
granted, but you have syphilis, gonorrhoea, and AIDS


I wish i was raped by my parents and put in a meat grinder then fed to starving African children
Jul 28 2011 2:17AM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
Granted, but you enjoyed it, and you were drugged so u couldn't feel anything, and the children were rich south African white kids
Jul 28 2011 2:21AM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
I wish I could own NS.
Jul 28 2011 2:22AM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Granted, but domain rates go up to $400 a month and you go broke.

I wish the last two seasons of "That 70's Show" didn't suck.
Jul 28 2011 11:32AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted, but all the other seasons suck


i wish i had some good new music
Jul 28 2011 3:13PM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
granted, but you have no devices to play it on.

I wish for world peace and the end of world hunger (if you destroy this wish, you're the devil)
Jul 28 2011 3:28PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but you're forever hungry and at war with your alter ego.

I wish I was better at playing the bass.
Jul 28 2011 4:36PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
Granted, but then playing bass is outlawed

I wish I could have mercedes sls and an audi r8
Jul 31 2011 1:32AM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Granted but neither have motors.

I wish I had new fitting outerwear
Jul 31 2011 12:31PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
granted, it is a spandex body suit

I wish I could backflip
Jul 31 2011 12:35PM
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skiman12321
Posts: 524 - Karma: 194
granted, but that is the only trick you will ever be able to do

I wish i was a billionare
Jul 31 2011 1:06PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
granted but you can't spend it.

I wish I was at mt hood
Jul 31 2011 1:10PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but it erupts.

I wish I could go to chile next summer.
Jul 31 2011 1:14PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted, you work in the mines and get trapped then go back yo work the next day after your rescued
Jul 31 2011 3:12PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
no wish.... ok then



i wish i wasnt hungover
Jul 31 2011 6:45PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
granted but you cant remember what happened last night, and your pregnant



i wish i was at the beach
Jul 31 2011 7:49PM
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AndrewNZ
Posts: 477 - Karma: 13
Granted but its the beach from Eurotrip, Full of Old men, Naked.

I wish I was born in the 1600's
Jul 31 2011 7:57PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
granted, but right after you were born you died on the bubonic plague.

i wish someone would remove Obama from office. (i dont think anyone else could do any worse)

(Also, do you win if you post a wish that nobody can destroy?)
 
Jul 31 2011 10:14PM
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BWM
Posts: 107 - Karma: 28
Granted, but Biden becomes president.

I wish my wish couldn't be destroyed.
Jul 31 2011 10:23PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
granted, but now you used your one wish so you're out of wishes.

Jul 31 2011 10:27PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
you didn't wish so haha

I wish I had a 35mm adapter that fitted 37mm threads only and was indestructible
Jul 31 2011 10:38PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
you got it but then apes become smart and take over the world and kill you for filming them

I wish entourage wasnt ending after this season
Jul 31 2011 10:39PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
Granted but then the TV show started really sucking

I wish I had more money
Jul 31 2011 10:58PM
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Simon.k
Posts: 918 - Karma: 1,053
granted, but you can never drink again.
i wish i was at windells for another session.
Jul 31 2011 11:11PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but everything's more expensive.

I wish I had more weed.
Jul 31 2011 11:13PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but its laced as fuck

i wish i had more weed too...
Jul 31 2011 11:15PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but its this kind of weed :
Click for larger image

I wish they would stop arguing, and do something about the debt.
Jul 31 2011 11:22PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
Granted, but when they do something they make it worse

I wish I had multiple wishes and every wish I had was indestructible
Jul 31 2011 11:25PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted, you can only use it on the color of your pubes. i wish i hot non prude, clean, non bitchy, non clingy gf
Aug 1 2011 12:48AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Granted, but she has AIDS

I wish I was in star wars
Aug 1 2011 2:33AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
granted, but your on Alderan when the death star destroys it.

i wish i had a chocolate lab puppy.
Aug 1 2011 2:54PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
granted but it's a dog made of chocalate from a lab...

i wish i had something to do.
Aug 1 2011 5:34PM
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