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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Granted but is 6XS

I wish I had some sick osama pros
Jul 26 2011 2:42PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but you're a girl so you still wont be steezy.

I wish I didn't have to work 6 days a week
Jul 26 2011 2:42PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Granted but FUCK i dont like being skipped guize. I wish i waant skipped.
Jul 26 2011 2:43PM
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S.C.M.
Posts: 111 - Karma: 21
granted but your neighbor steals them

i wish i had a nice camera not a shity flip
Jul 26 2011 2:43PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Granted but its broken. I wish i wasnt skipped like 15 times
Jul 26 2011 2:46PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Granted, but o wait you still got skipped.

Once again, I wish I didn't have to work 6 days/week
Jul 26 2011 2:48PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697

Granted, but your stuck in a jail cell instead for 6 days a week.

I wish I had a Nex-FS100 that wasn't broken and was real

Jul 26 2011 3:04PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
Granted, but you get raped by a giraffe...

I wish I could have a pet rock.
Jul 26 2011 3:17PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted, but he/shes a douche.


i wish i had a car
Jul 26 2011 3:18PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
GRANTED, BUT YOUR CAR IS A PINK VW BEATLE.

I WISH I WASNT IN AFRICA
Jul 26 2011 3:19PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but instead you're in a place with no such thing as caps lock

I wish AWALLACE would stop using capslock
Jul 26 2011 3:25PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but instead YOU can ONLY use caps lock.

I wish I was at hood.
Jul 26 2011 3:50PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
granted, but your just stuck in the Ghetto.

I wish I didnt live in kansas.
Jul 26 2011 4:00PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
Granted, but now you live in Sierra Leone.

I wish I could get the Moment Night Trains for free
Jul 26 2011 4:03PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
granted, but your shop mounts your bindings on the bases on accident.


i wish it was colder here in new york.
Jul 26 2011 4:12PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted but you live in ethiopia
Jul 26 2011 4:15PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i wish i had 10 pounds of high grade weed to smoke and no one to stop me
Jul 26 2011 4:17PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697

Granted, but the cops bust in find you with some meth too and arrest you

I wish I could be a pro skier

Jul 26 2011 4:29PM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
granted, but you're a professional cross-country skier.

I wish I could make it snow on command
Jul 26 2011 4:42PM
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dadunda
Posts: 447 - Karma: 219
Granted but the police find it and you go to jail.

I wish i was 6'5
Jul 26 2011 4:55PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
the cops still bst you since your in public with it. i wish i had unlimited money
Jul 26 2011 6:00PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but you live in the middle of the dessert where there is no civilization



i wish i was sponsored
Jul 26 2011 6:07PM
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Inline.
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 432
i wish melanie englesies ang brooklyn decker made a porno
Jul 26 2011 6:10PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
Granted, but your sponsored by a shitty dildo production company.

I wish I could get everything for free
Jul 26 2011 6:11PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted its by a dildo company for solo porn
Jul 26 2011 6:12PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
make a god damn wish!


i wish that i had new skis!
Jul 26 2011 7:59PM
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dadunda
Posts: 447 - Karma: 219
Granted but they cross country skis way too small for you.

I wish that I had an internet forcefield that stopped my wishes from being corrupted. :)
Jul 26 2011 8:15PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but the cost of using it forces you to waste your life away working 3 jobs until you're in so much debt to the forcefield company that you have no choice but to commit suicide.

I wish my knee would get back to 100%
Jul 26 2011 8:24PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
granted, but now your other knee is hurt.

I wish i had an unlimited amount of money
Jul 26 2011 8:46PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it, only give to various charities.

I wish alcohol was cheaper.
Jul 26 2011 8:48PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but your tolerance got so high you spend just as much to get drunk now

i wish it was winter
Jul 26 2011 8:57PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but you're in the wrong hemisphere.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend
Jul 26 2011 9:27PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61
granted, but she has herpes

i wish cr johnson and shane mcconkey were still with us
Jul 26 2011 9:37PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
granted but they are zombies and your locked inside with them

I wish apple didnt fuck up so hard on final cutX.
Jul 26 2011 9:42PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
me too


i wish i got paid 30 dollars to the hour
Jul 26 2011 9:42PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
granted, but its only for one day and the next day you are fired


i wish i had something to do tonight
Jul 26 2011 9:45PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
wish granted, but its washing dishes.


I wish it was winter
Jul 26 2011 9:49PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
wish granted, but global warming...

I wish you guys stopped skipping my fucking posts
Jul 26 2011 9:51PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
granted. however there is no snow, just cold and wind.

I wish I could have a million wishes.
Jul 26 2011 9:52PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
granted, but nobody reads um anyway.

i wish i could do a tripple.
Jul 26 2011 9:53PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
granted, but everyone can already do quads.


I wish I could have a million wishes.
Jul 26 2011 9:55PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,813
granted but after your first tripple you got cocky and flipped 4 times and died

I wish I didnt wish anything ever
Jul 26 2011 9:56PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
Granted but you are now homosexual

i wish i had a sick car that i am allowed to drive :)
Jul 26 2011 10:14PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Granted, but you broke your legs in a car crash driving from the airport or wherever you came from

I wish i had facial hair.
Jul 26 2011 10:17PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
granted but its red hair.....i wish i could ski right now
Jul 26 2011 10:19PM
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asddfgdsea
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
your currently cross country skiing woo hoo


i wish i could fly
Jul 26 2011 10:34PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted you are stuck in a cage as tall as yo and arms length across
Jul 26 2011 10:39PM
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snowflexzone
Posts: 200 - Karma: 18
what the fuck i put up this thread and everyone called me for a repost and no one played

Jul 26 2011 10:39PM
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FightClub27
Posts: 486 - Karma: 416
I wish i was really good at darts...i guess
Jul 26 2011 10:50PM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
haha granted, but it was a repost of a repost. (way to break up the game btw)

I wish I had a million wishes.
Jul 26 2011 10:51PM
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