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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
granted but that woman is sexy , deaf mute and blind

i wish i could ace all my classes
Feb 12 2010 11:06PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
granted, but you have to fuck your oldest, gnarliest, most perverted male teacher to get those grades


i wish my leg wasnt broken, along with every other bone in my body, and that i could ski
Feb 12 2010 11:16PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Granted but you break them all in a crash on the way to the mountain.


I wish I could fart on command
Feb 12 2010 11:23PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
granted, but the first time you test your new power, you over do it and shit yourself with diarrhea while wearing shorts, hanging out with a really sexy girl

i wish i was rich
Feb 12 2010 11:40PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
fuck that, i will hike
Feb 13 2010 12:00AM
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tj.hall
Posts: 681 - Karma: 37
Granted. But you just got robbed by munchkins.

I wish that there were cute girls at my school.
Feb 13 2010 12:08AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Granted, but all look like puppies


I wish that the israel olympic people looked jewish
Feb 13 2010 12:19AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Just so everyone knows, I was kidding about the cancer remark. BUT I am in no way making fun of cancer. Cancer is a serious thing that should not be joked around with, like genital warts.
Bad shit.
Feb 13 2010 12:46AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
granted, but (instert negative outcome of whatever the fuck you said because i sure didnt understand a word of it)

I Wish i had the ability to grow money from trees.
Feb 13 2010 12:51AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13

granted, but the money grows super high up and uoi cant get it

i wish i didnt just die with a 24 killstreak and nuke on in mw2

Feb 13 2010 3:44AM
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eikitt
Posts: 131 - Karma: 182
Granted, but you would have a penis.

I wish
Feb 13 2010 5:08AM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Granted but the game ended before you could use the nuke.


i wish I could go to the pyramids
Feb 13 2010 1:15PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
granted but they have been stolen by a a supervillian and are now fake.

i wish i could travel around the world for free
Feb 13 2010 1:30PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Granted, but you lose your ability to see and hear.


I wish I had an appartment in Avoriaz.

Feb 13 2010 1:32PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
granted but you can't leave your apartment because you have horrible diarrhea

I wish I didn't have to pay for gas
Feb 13 2010 1:47PM
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
granted, but you will have to pay for the beano... http://www.beanogas.com/

i wish i was an artist
Feb 13 2010 1:58PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
granted, but a rabid werewolf bit your arms off last week.

I wish I had an f-ing job
Feb 13 2010 1:59PM
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Pitolairas
Posts: 665 - Karma: 1,174
granted, but you work in a hospital shaving guys dicks that go in to testicle surgery

i wish it snowed in argentina right now
Feb 13 2010 2:26PM
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Mr.SoloDolo
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 150
granter, It'll snow but it wont stick. And itll only snow for a few seconds.

I wish I could stop smoking cigarettes, no cravings atall.
Feb 13 2010 2:46PM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
Granted, but it snows 100 feet and you all get snowed in and die.

I wish i died a painless fast death while skiing right now
Feb 13 2010 2:48PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
granted, but you would go to hell.

i wish i could double cork 12
Feb 13 2010 2:50PM
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Ftacnik
Posts: 1997 - Karma: 111
Ah i forgot to put "and go to heaven in that one"
Feb 13 2010 2:58PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Granted but you break your ankle on the landing

I wish I had a 4.0
Feb 13 2010 3:00PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

Granted, but you are in middle school.

I wish that i could have some piroshki right now.

Feb 13 2010 3:24PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but you aren't allowed to eat it

i wish i was getting paid today
Feb 13 2010 3:55PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
granted but you get muged on your way to the bank

i wish i had free gas for life so i dont pay 110 to mount snow and back.
Feb 13 2010 3:58PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
granted but its mexican food gas not gasoline
Feb 13 2010 4:04PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
win
Feb 13 2010 4:11PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you have to give a dirty hobo a rim job.

i wish that i could get a new evo

Feb 13 2010 4:31PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
granted
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i wish i could see the future
Feb 13 2010 5:37PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but in the future you get your dick and balls chopped off.

i wish i  had a new pair of oakley crowbars

Feb 13 2010 5:43PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted
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Feb 13 2010 5:45PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
i wish i had a pound of hash
Feb 13 2010 5:46PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
granted, but as your driving home from the dealers house with the pound, you run a stop sign, and get arrested.

i wish for all discrimination in the world to end
Feb 13 2010 5:50PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
:)
Feb 13 2010 7:23PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
granted, but you would have to kill every mexican and black person

i wish i could ski everyday
Feb 13 2010 7:26PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
darkies arent allowed to ski
Feb 13 2010 7:32PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
granted, but you're a darkie

i wish i was a baller
Feb 14 2010 9:44PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Granted but your actually a basketball

I wish I won the lottery

Feb 14 2010 9:52PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
granted, but you suffer a massive heartattack the day after and die.

I wish I had a teleportation belt.
Feb 14 2010 10:01PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
Granted, but it only transports your torso and you get chopped in half.

I wish I was having sex with a really hot girl and then my dick slips out and it goes in her ass and she is like "wow i love that" and i have anal sex with her bleached asshole and I can finish on her face.


Feb 14 2010 10:26PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
granted, but you contract syphilis

i wish ohmybosh wasn't on newschoolers
Feb 14 2010 10:36PM
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epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
Granted, but your not on newscholers either.

I wish I had a suitcase full of money.
Feb 14 2010 10:40PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Granted, but its counterfeit


I wish i got laid last weekend
Feb 14 2010 10:43PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Granted, but it was with OhMyBosh.

I wish for a new laptop.
Feb 14 2010 10:52PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but it has windows VISTA!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i wish i didn't have stitches
Feb 14 2010 10:55PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
to fucking bad.


bitch.
Feb 14 2010 10:56PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but you get aids and your dick falls off

i wish to make a perfect, uncorruptalbe wish
Feb 14 2010 10:58PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
granted, but wishes dont come true.

i wish i had smoked hookah with the homies tonight.
Feb 14 2010 10:59PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but it's laced with pure capsacin and your nervous system overloads leading to permadeath

i wish that wishes did come true so my perfect, uncorruptable wish comes true
Feb 14 2010 11:05PM
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