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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Thank you, you are invited to the wedding. *jumps in the air out of excitement*
Jul 25 2011 11:28AM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
Granted, but on your honeymoon you find out her ass-cheeks are actually her tits, and her tits are actually ass-cheeks...

I wish I had the power to read minds
Jul 25 2011 11:33AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but your going to have to read the minds of 4chaners and pedophiles eventually

i wish i had more sleep
Jul 25 2011 11:34AM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
granted, but in your dreams you have to take your ex-land lord out for dinner.

i wish i didnt have a crippled foot
Jul 25 2011 11:45AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Granted, But you can never get a boner again.

I wish i had a flying cow
Jul 25 2011 11:46AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
granted but hes mechanical and he just broke

i wish i owned the USA
Jul 25 2011 12:11PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
granted but the US goes broke and is sold to China

I wish i had a 100 billion dollars
Jul 25 2011 12:15PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but the hooker you just payed for with it has aids.

i wish i had enough money to buy a coffee today
Jul 25 2011 1:07PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
granted but you have a penis


i wish it wasnt raining
Jul 25 2011 1:08PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but its hailing golf ball size hail

i wish it was winter
Jul 25 2011 1:12PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Granted, but you live in Mexico.



I wish my air conditioning was working in my bedroom.
Jul 25 2011 1:13PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
granted, but your door is locked from the inside and your not in in,




I wish I wasn't so sore.
Jul 25 2011 1:15PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
granted. but its now 33 degrees outside....not cold enough to snow yet

I wish summer was over already.
Jul 25 2011 1:16PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
granted, but we've still got 1 long month left.

I wish I owned a helicopter
Jul 25 2011 1:17PM
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S.C.M.
Posts: 111 - Karma: 21
granted but ur now located in the gobi desert

i wish i sarted freeskiing when i was younger
Jul 25 2011 1:17PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted, but you tore you acl badly and couldnt ski anymore

i wish i could go to my local mountian school
Jul 25 2011 1:18PM
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BIGben*
Posts: 1942 - Karma: 8
Granted but you get prego and the nest morning your a prego guy.
Jul 25 2011 1:29PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
^^ forgot the wish,



I wish I had a porsche
Jul 25 2011 1:32PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
Granted, but you only get the left headlight, rear left wheel, and the glovebox.

I wish my stupid cell-phone worked properly!
Jul 25 2011 2:26PM
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flooz.
Posts: 153 - Karma: 13
granted, but it's eight feet tall.

i wish i could go rollerblading right now
Jul 25 2011 2:28PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
granted. But you have to rollerblade to my house and suck my dick.


I want a new skateboard.
Jul 25 2011 2:38PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
granted. but its a piece of shit from walmart.

i wish the redskins were going to be good this year.
Jul 25 2011 2:40PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted. but you suck on it

i want a new car
Jul 25 2011 2:40PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
granted but you just lost it due to losing the pink slip to it in a race...



I wish I was in Cali
Jul 25 2011 2:45PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
granted but cali gets bombed.

I wish I could ski year round
Jul 25 2011 3:05PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Granted, but you only get to ski groomers on a 100 vert hill.


I wish I would win the lottery tomorrow.
Jul 25 2011 3:06PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
Granted, but you wet your pants in excitement of the $50 million jackpot, and in doing so spoil the ticket.

I wish work was over.
Jul 25 2011 3:20PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you die in a fiery car crash on the way home




I wish it wasnt so damn hot out
Jul 25 2011 6:29PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
granted, but it's -100

I wish i could pre order Jib Life
Jul 25 2011 6:36PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
granted, but jib life will still never come out

i wish i had a big television
Jul 25 2011 6:51PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted, but it was a big tv from back in the day.


i wish i knew how to cook
Jul 25 2011 6:54PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Granted, but you don't have electricity.

I wish i had a fuzzy little kitten
Jul 25 2011 6:54PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
granted, but its dead and covered in fleas.

I wish i was at stevens right now
Jul 25 2011 7:02PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
granted, but you werent specific enough so you are now at a man named stevens house who is a registered sex offender and has a collection of rifles and you cant leave.

i wish i was the smartest man in the world
Jul 25 2011 7:15PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
haha granted, but your on planet retard

I wish that i had unlimited wish's
Jul 25 2011 7:17PM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
granted but you dont get to choose your wishes

i wish i had infinite money
Jul 25 2011 7:22PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
granted but you have a butt for a face

i wish i could get any girl i wanted
Jul 25 2011 7:23PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
granted. but you dont have a penis anymore





i wish i had unlimited wishes
Jul 25 2011 7:32PM
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Rossberger
Posts: 768 - Karma: 168
Granted, but none of them want a sexual relationship; they just want to talk about their day.

I wish I could experience the 70s/80s.
Jul 25 2011 7:33PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
granted, but someone had changed the past already and the 70s/80s were horrible.

i wish i didnt have a broken collar bone
Jul 25 2011 7:54PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

Granted, but if you didn't have a broken collar bone you wouldn't have learned from what you did from your fall or got as much attention from chicks.

I wish I knew what I was doing in life.

Jul 25 2011 8:15PM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
granted, but you are a cheep male prostitute






i wish i had a job
Jul 25 2011 8:26PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but your yacht is filled with ironic and his cheap male prostitute friends

I wish i had something better to do tonight
Jul 25 2011 8:30PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
granted, but it's 2 inches long.

i wish i was a pro skier
Jul 25 2011 8:31PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104

Hahahahahaha

I'm a chick, but thank you!

Granted, but if you had a job you'd have less time to do what you actually want to do. Your boss might suck and the people you work with could be complete jerks. You could end up working that job for the rest of your life. You could end up making $7 an hour.

I wish it was never summer.

Jul 25 2011 8:32PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
granted, but the entire world is now on a hill so there is no ground is flat.

i wish that the person after me wont destroy my wish
Jul 25 2011 8:48PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
how the fuck do i answer this?

I wish i had a geico gecko
Jul 25 2011 8:54PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
GRANTED, but he lost his voice.

i wish i had a lifetime supply of DAIRYQUEEN BLIZZARDS
Jul 25 2011 9:08PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted, but hes a arrogant asshole who thingks hes better then you because of his accent


i wish my house didnt smell like fish
Jul 25 2011 9:09PM
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asddfgdsea
Posts: 435 - Karma: 9
granted, but you only save 14% on car insurence.

I wish it was snowing now
Jul 25 2011 9:09PM
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