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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

Granted, but you get an F

I wish i could shred 24/7 without tiring.

Nov 13 2010 6:23PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
Granted, but that wouldnt even change your bad marks:)
Nov 13 2010 6:26PM
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BITS
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 866
I wish i haD enough money to go ski soon
Nov 13 2010 6:28PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

make your wish man!

Nov 13 2010 6:28PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23

Granted, but you would have to do it year round. Have fun trying to ski downhill on grass. Also your thighs would become so disgustingly muscular that no girl would want to have sex with you, ever.

I wish I could instantly teleport myself anywhere in the universe.
Nov 13 2010 7:36PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but the feeling of being teleported makes you throw up every time

I wish winter would hurry up
Nov 13 2010 7:55PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

granted but your not aloud to ski

i already made a wish

Nov 13 2010 8:00PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
granted but.... what?

i wish i was a ninjaturtle a normal turtle would be awesome aswell
Nov 13 2010 8:07PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

granted but you would die after 2 hours

i wish that it snowed everyday all day

Nov 13 2010 8:10PM
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Slettalaen
Posts: 366 - Karma: 120
granted, god doesn't wank 24/7

i wish i could wish a wish
Nov 13 2010 8:13PM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
granted but you would be snowed in and unable to leave your house or ski

I wish I could sleep 8-9 hours every night. never happens.
Nov 13 2010 8:14PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

granted, but you have to do it alone :O)

i wish i was at whistler

Nov 13 2010 8:15PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
granted, becouse youre katy perry i wont destroy your wish.

i wish i would marry katy perry
Nov 13 2010 8:16PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602

granted, but everytime she gives you head or you bang her you have to use one of those anti-rape condoms.

i wish i could cause peoples clothes to fall off

Nov 14 2010 10:08PM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
graneted, but it only happens to incredibly ugly people.

i wish it was snowing
Nov 14 2010 10:12PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

granted but you not aloud to leave your household

i wish i could go pro

Nov 14 2010 10:17PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nov 15 2010 7:17AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602

granted but it is in sit skiing

i wish i could dub cork

Nov 22 2010 11:54AM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
granted but only when nobody is watching

I wish french never existed
Nov 22 2010 1:26PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
granted, but a new even harder language takes its place
i wish it was below freezing
Nov 23 2010 7:17PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but its -50

i wish i had some lucky charms to eat
Nov 24 2010 1:15AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
granted but there would only be letters and no marshmallows. HA!

I wish I could ace both my midterms on friday.
Nov 24 2010 1:28AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841

granted but your teacher thinks you cheated so you are kicked out of the class FOREVER!

i wish my resort opened today instead of friday

Nov 24 2010 9:12AM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
Bump. I wish that my lethal descent coat was at my house
Dec 13 2010 1:42AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
granted, but its size xs


i wish i didn't have to wait 8 days to go skiing
Dec 13 2010 1:44AM
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chitownskiier8
Posts: 399 - Karma: 24
granted but it rains

i wish that i could just finish this damn paper
Dec 13 2010 1:55AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but it's "finish" as in mortal kombat and you kick the paper in half. Click for larger image

I wish i didnt put all of my homework off until right now
Dec 13 2010 2:01AM
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KatyPerry.
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 23
granted but now your printer is broken so you can't hand it in

I wish I could sleep for 24 hours starting now
Dec 13 2010 2:02AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but you have a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream and 24 hours in the real world is actual decades and you grow old and have to kill yourself to escape
Dec 13 2010 2:03AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
also, same wish as before
Dec 13 2010 2:04AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
ummm granted?

i wish ryan posted a wish
Dec 13 2010 2:05AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
oh but i did
Dec 13 2010 2:56AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
granted, but by granting it i am moving this thread back to the top of your my threads that will inevitably cause you to click it, thus wasting more time that should have been spent finishing homework and now instead of putting it off until your previous post you have put it off until now and thus are now only digging yourself deeper and deeper into a vicious cycle of procrastination.


i wish i wasn't so fucking good at mindfucks
Dec 13 2010 3:28AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
granted but you cant understand it, it speaks bear. I wish my mountain would stop blowing snow on nice days.
Dec 13 2010 6:54AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
Posts: 492 - Karma: 28
BUMP Holla! I wish I was in a band.
Jul 25 2011 4:36AM
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bribri
Posts: 160 - Karma: 30
Granted, but you play the egg shaker.... I wish I was dating a hot guy in a famous band.
Jul 25 2011 4:43AM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
Granted, but you live in Antarctica.

I wish I was skiing right now.
Jul 25 2011 4:50AM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
Granted but you suck.

I wish I could get some more weed.
Jul 25 2011 4:56AM
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Crocodile
Posts: 281 - Karma: 11
Granted, but you have no weed consumption paraphernalia.

I wish I could have infinite moneys.
Jul 25 2011 5:45AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
granted, but you can't spend more than 15 dolla a day

i wish i can control the weather, so i can make it snow indefinatly whenever and wherever i want
Jul 25 2011 5:54AM
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Bungholio
Posts: 973 - Karma: 5
granted, you cannot ski or snowboard though... (snow blading is allowed)


I wish i had a pork sandwich
Jul 25 2011 6:08AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556

granted, but i wont tell you what the other ingridients are (its seman and gastral juices)

I want fully automatic rifle

Jul 25 2011 9:29AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477

granted but the triggers broken.

i wish i could breath under water

Jul 25 2011 9:49AM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
granted, but a fire hits your mountain and it burns down

i wish i could go back in time and change the pass
Jul 25 2011 9:55AM
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B-WASS
Posts: 805 - Karma: 285
granted, but you change it for the worst and everyone dies

I wish harry potter wasnt over
Jul 25 2011 10:24AM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
granted, but now your blind and deaf./i wish i was a boss.
Jul 25 2011 10:55AM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
granted, but your dick just fell off..... I want to be a filmmaker
Jul 25 2011 10:56AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
granted but you will be filming fat, hairy, gay orgies for the rest of your life.

I want breakfast
Jul 25 2011 10:58AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Granted but it's gonna consist entirely out of living insects and worms. I wish that I will marry princess Charlotte Casiraghi of Monaco.
Jul 25 2011 11:19AM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
granted
Jul 25 2011 11:23AM
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