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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted, it was due yesterday and you still havent finished

I wish i didnt have to sleep
Nov 10 2010 1:46AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
granted but you can never sleep ever again.

I wish I had enough money to pay off the next poster so he doesnt fuck this wish up
Nov 10 2010 2:21AM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
granted, but i take your money and destroy this wish anyways?

i wish i was good at skiing
Nov 10 2010 9:21AM
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Plind
Posts: 416 - Karma: 33
granted but then everyone thinks skiing is lame and switches to snowboard

i wish i had a go pro camera
Nov 10 2010 9:39AM
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RINGSMUTH
Posts: 464 - Karma: 290
granted but your parents use it to shoot a sex tape
Nov 10 2010 9:55AM
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tspanagel
Posts: 440 - Karma: 385
I wish i had a new camera
Nov 10 2010 9:58AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted, it's a non functional toy camera filled with jellybeans. That may not sound so bad, but the jellybeans are poisoned, laden with STD's, and taste like barf inducing WATERMELON!

I wish I had a so-easy-a-monkey-could-do-it high paying job.
Nov 10 2010 1:00PM
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thisisastickup
Posts: 597 - Karma: -24

granted, but it involves getting boned by big black dudes all day long with no lunch break.

I wish that my wishes couldn't be destroyed

Nov 10 2010 1:38PM
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Plind
Posts: 416 - Karma: 33
granted but chuck norris is over wishes and is destroying it immediatly

i wish i could study somewhere where i can ski almost every day
Nov 10 2010 1:48PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Granted but you teeth inside of your vagina.

I wish i wasn't wearing toms this morning while it was snowing.
Nov 10 2010 6:10PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
1. are you from the bay?
2. your friends list is really creepy
3. lol toms
4. granted, but you were wearing no shoes

i wish i lived closer to skiing
Nov 10 2010 6:28PM
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kaPOW
Posts: 310 - Karma: 44
granted but you can't get out of your house

i wish you weren't so stupid
Nov 10 2010 6:36PM
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fuck_niggers
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
black people
Nov 10 2010 6:47PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
gtfo
Nov 10 2010 6:49PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
granted but you smoked far too much weed and made yourself into a shotbox


i wish [bp] didnt scam me and i would have either my 300$ or my d80


Nov 10 2010 6:50PM
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fuck_niggers
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
why
Nov 10 2010 6:51PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,591

granted bet its broken

i wish i farted out my mouth

Nov 10 2010 7:33PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
granted, but sometimes when you squeeze too hard, a little poop comes out.

i wish i had some shirts to tie and bleach die
Nov 10 2010 7:40PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
granted, but it didn't taste like anything
i wish it would dump snow in my town tonight.
Nov 10 2010 7:41PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39

granted but your gears in the shop.

I wish i was a bird.

Nov 10 2010 7:57PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
granted but you are a chicken and you live in a little cage and youre gonna be eaten.

i wish i could read minds
Nov 10 2010 8:23PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
granted but you cant chose which minds you hear so you hear every thought in the world and get overwhelmed and hear all the sketchy stuff that nobody wants you to hear, and you never want to hear

i wish i could be a professional park and powder skier.
Nov 10 2010 8:27PM
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84west
Posts: 646 - Karma: 1,254
Granted, but global warming makes all the snow melt


I wish i had a million dollars in genuine United states dollars
Nov 10 2010 8:39PM
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altadonkeys
Posts: 122 - Karma: 118
granted but my wish is to steal said dollars
Nov 10 2010 8:53PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted, but they turn out to be counterfeit.


I wish I had enough money to buy black ops.
Nov 10 2010 8:55PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
As in the money
Nov 10 2010 8:56PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but it's completely sold out everywhere

I wish i was really good at drawing
Nov 10 2010 9:43PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
granted, but you're really good at drawing like a 5 year old.

I wish it wasn't so humid right now
Nov 10 2010 9:53PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
granted, but it will always be dry(no rain)

i wish i had a billion dollars
Nov 10 2010 9:56PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
granted but obama takes it all for his gay trip to india.

i wish i was kangbang JK LULZ
Nov 10 2010 10:05PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I would have gone with "Granted, but the next day you're let go because a monkey had better credentials than you."

And guy above me, granted, but Microsoft Word: Wish edition couldn't understand what the hell you wished for and thus got the 'Error 299: wish could not be understood and granted'.

I wish I could find my bandanna.
Nov 12 2010 1:54PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
granted but its made of human fecies.

I wish a had a baby tiger
Nov 12 2010 1:57PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
granted. but it's dead and rotting.

I wish I could live on Whistler and have the ability to ski everyday, have myself be perfectly healthy, have the mountain let me ski for free, always be open, and have teleporter, just for me, to the top so that I could always get there, and that I would never in anyway be harmed, impaired, maimed, or lose any functionality of any part of my body for any reason, but that I would still age naturally, be in a happy relationship with a girl who skis, not be a freak, and be happy.

Inb4 wish is epicly destroyed.
Nov 12 2010 2:03PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Granted but global warming has made it possible for whistler to be open for summer operation year round. Your girlfriend skis but she sucks AND she cant make sandwiches, or anything of that matter. She is also abstinent.

I wish my hand wasn't broken anymore.
Nov 12 2010 2:09PM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Granted, but you don't have any arms.

I wish I had a trampoline
Nov 12 2010 2:12PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted, it catapults you into your neighbor's roof, causing cosiderable damage to the roof and yourself (the injuries you sustain puts you out for half the season, which turned out to be the best part). Your neighbor's furious, and demands you pay for the damages. Your parents agree, and they take the money you were saving for a season pass to pay for said damages, while also grounding you for a week.

All this because you wanted a trampoline.

HA! Who's the best at corrupting wishes? I AM!

I wish my paintings sold for $1000 apiece.
Nov 12 2010 2:32PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but some guy steals all of them from you and sells them himself.

I wish i was done with all these college applications
Nov 12 2010 2:39PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
granted but they were terrible and you didnt get in anywhere

i wish i had a nicer video camera
Nov 12 2010 2:54PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
granted but u dont know how to turn it on or work it

i wish it would start snowing right now
Nov 12 2010 9:34PM
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rot4te
Posts: 148 - Karma: 13
Granted, but you will slip and break both of your legs in 10..

9...

8...


I wish I had female company tonight.
Nov 12 2010 10:49PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
granted but it rips ur dick off.

i wish i could ski in bc
Nov 13 2010 12:44AM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but bc means black cock...

I wish i had good food to eat
Nov 13 2010 1:44AM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
granted but you had no mouth to eat it. I wish I was rich
Nov 13 2010 2:41AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Granted but your rich, you have no friends and can never ski again. nor can you buy anything with the money.

I wish My ride to BOREAL would be here
Nov 13 2010 1:24PM
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Cheapshoes03
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
MMMMc www.iguccishoes.com
Nov 13 2010 1:31PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
granted but boreal is closed (like it was last weekend when i went haha)

i wish i had my sir francis bacons already
Nov 13 2010 1:56PM
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gombo8
Posts: 726 - Karma: 131

granted but they come snapped in half and you will never be able to get a new pair.

I wish megan fox didnt have toe thumbs!

Nov 13 2010 3:37PM
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Lucas.B
Posts: 250 - Karma: 523
granted, but she grew a penis

i wish i could have a fantastic night with kim. k
Nov 13 2010 3:39PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,030
Granted but you wake up to a good ol case of the herpes.

I wish it was Nov. 20th
Nov 13 2010 5:50PM
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-AWC-
Posts: 125 - Karma: 21
Granted, but it would turn into a groundhog day (watch the film)

I wish my geography dissertation would write itself..
Nov 13 2010 5:58PM
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