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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
Granted, but your bear speaks chinese which you can't understand

I wish I was perfect
Feb 12 2010 5:42PM
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jbrunke
Posts: 17 - Karma: 18
Granted but its on your face

I wish i could freerun like no other
Feb 12 2010 5:43PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
granted, but it always cockblocks you on dates because of its loud, sexist comments.
i wish i was spancerized
Feb 12 2010 5:49PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
granted, but its for go-karting

wish i had a green panda hoodie
Feb 12 2010 6:06PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Granted, but it's in size XXS
Feb 12 2010 6:09PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Woops forgot to add:

I wish I could be as steezy as pretzel man.
Feb 12 2010 6:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
where's your wish douchebag?


i wish my grades were perfect
Feb 12 2010 6:10PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
granted but your one of those psycho fucking nerds with no friends who ends up shooting up yoiur whole school.

I wish i was steve mcqueen. alive
Feb 12 2010 6:14PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but you have no arms and no legs, you're renamed rod and you hang around a window with a guy named curt in the same predicament as you
damn i fucked it up

i wish i didn't mess up that joke
Feb 12 2010 6:16PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Granted, but you messed up your eyesight instead.

I wish i was eating some dank Sushi.
Feb 12 2010 6:20PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
granted but it already is

I wish I had a burrito
Feb 12 2010 6:26PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
granted but its full of pubic hairs

i wish megan fox waa my girlfriend
Feb 12 2010 6:29PM
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JNew
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10
Granted, but It was in a stripper's snatch. I wish I had steeze like wallnuts.
Feb 12 2010 6:30PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Granted, but she comes with a penis and facial mutton chops

I wish to find my way to chads gap at the bottom of alta
Feb 12 2010 6:30PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
granted, but tanner hall breaks his elbows while hitting it with you

I wish i was taller
Feb 12 2010 6:33PM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

Granted, but you have dwarfism

I wish I could stomp every trick i try

Feb 12 2010 6:38PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Granted, but you cant think of any tricks to try

I wish someone would comment on my wish, not matter what the outcome is.
Feb 12 2010 6:42PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
faggot
Feb 12 2010 7:03PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268






































I wish i had a pair of Elizabeths.
Feb 12 2010 7:35PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Granted,.....
Feb 12 2010 7:36PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
you didnt wish,  so ill wish for you  fn123 wished he had a vagina

Granted,  you can have your vagina

I wish the cop doesnt show to court and i can keep my license
Feb 12 2010 7:42PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
granted, but your car sucks

i wish i wasnt afraid to eat shit skiing
Feb 12 2010 7:47PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
Granted, but you're not afraid to eat shit at the dinner table.

Was that lame? I wish it would snow on monday.
Feb 12 2010 7:49PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
(thats good cause i totaled my truck)


granted,  But every trick you do you eat shit.

I wish for world peace.  (score)
Feb 12 2010 7:50PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
hahahahha
well played
Feb 12 2010 7:52PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Granted, but nobody has reproductive organs





I wish that I had pancakes right now
Feb 12 2010 7:59PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
granted,  but there the ones I shit out from this morning.

I wish whistler had snow
Feb 12 2010 8:01PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
Granted. Too bad you didn't specify which world. Welcome to Jupiter, the most peaceful planet this side of the sun.

I wish somebody would respond to my wish.




Feb 12 2010 8:11PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
granted but it melts before you can ski it

i wish i could go skiing this weekend instead of have a broken leg
Feb 12 2010 8:38PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
granted but your ski hill is a rock. literally. and your skis are toothpicks. and your other leg is broken.

i wish i was god with nothing wrong in my life whatsoever
Feb 12 2010 8:44PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
granted,  but your an atheist

I wish I new why itunes wasnt working


Feb 12 2010 8:50PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13

granted, but you can't fix it

i wish it would stop raining

Feb 12 2010 8:52PM
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MNBlake
Posts: 658 - Karma: 34
granted, but it starts hailing

i wish i had my own outerwear company
Feb 12 2010 9:00PM
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shr@gler
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 912

granted, but its called Spyder

I wish for a beer

Feb 12 2010 9:10PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Granted. Too bad it's lightstruck and skunked...

I wish I had some good weed that I can smoke out of my pipe and a lighter to light it with in a place where cops cannot find me and a lot of food to eat when I get the munchies. (hehe try corrupting that)
Feb 12 2010 9:16PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Granted,  its laced and you die (bitch)lol

I wish these olympics were closer to me
Feb 12 2010 9:22PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
granted but it's laced


i wish that no one corrupts my wish
Feb 12 2010 9:24PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

granted

/gay thread

Feb 12 2010 9:28PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Granted, but the bear claws you to death after a conversion about which type of bear is the best

I wish i could go to Vancouver right now.
Feb 12 2010 9:30PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Granted, but you still live in the wrong timezone, so everyone else sees what happens 3 hours prior.
Feb 12 2010 9:36PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Granted, but you are blind, def, mute, have no legs or arms, and are retarded.

I wish Justin Beiber would kill himself.
Feb 12 2010 9:46PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Speak of the devil he was just singing in the opening ceremony.


FUCK HIM
Feb 12 2010 9:49PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Granted. But it's obviously buttsecks.
Feb 12 2010 9:50PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
granted, but he dies from a seizure while violently masturbating on your pillow


i wish i could fuck this fine jamaican girl thats into me but i have a girlfriend
Feb 12 2010 9:54PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
I wish it was 730pm.
Feb 12 2010 9:56PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
Granted, you have a threesome with the Jamaican girl and your girlfriend, but the Jamaican girl has AIDS and all of you now have it and you die a week later.

I wish I didn't have cancer.
Feb 12 2010 9:59PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
granted, im really sorry man


i wish there was better weed in jamaica and it cant be laced
Feb 12 2010 10:18PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
granted, im really sorry man


i wish there was better weed in jamaica and it cant be laced
Feb 12 2010 10:20PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
granted but it costs over 100 000 dollars per gram

I wish i wasnt stuck with a busted arm and could skiat an amazing mountain with evry bone in my body and everything is absolutely perfect
Feb 12 2010 10:53PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
granted, but you have to suck off a hobo to get it.


I wish I could find a good woman.
Feb 12 2010 11:01PM
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