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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Granted.your not alowed to use them

I wish I had a new truck.
Feb 12 2010 3:58PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
granted but it's just the frame


i wish i could do every trick with mad steeze



and it's called corrupt a wish, not destroy
Feb 12 2010 4:00PM
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J_BISCHOF
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 1,449
granted, but your gay and probably drive a prius.

i wish it was winter year round.
Feb 12 2010 4:01PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Granted,  you cant do any tricks

I wish I was skiing.


(never heard of it that way, only destroy)
Feb 12 2010 4:02PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
wow i'm already lost
quote whoever's with you're corrupting/destroying
Feb 12 2010 4:03PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
Granted. To bad you have no legs.

I wish I had unlimited funds
Feb 12 2010 4:03PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
thanks I forgot to add that
Feb 12 2010 4:05PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
granted but its size small

i wish i had an unlimited stash
Feb 12 2010 4:06PM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15

granted, but you loose it an hour after you buy it

i wish i had a kilo of sour diesel

Feb 12 2010 4:06PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
Granted, but all the stores are closed.
Feb 12 2010 4:15PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
I wish I could fly.
Feb 12 2010 4:16PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29

granted, but you are a retarded bird

I wish i was invisible

Feb 12 2010 4:29PM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
granted buy your legs fall off and arms turn into wings.

i wish my backyard was a ski resort with a park
Feb 12 2010 4:30PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but there is a neon sign floating over your head that says "there is an invisble person here"

i wish i had a unicorn
Feb 12 2010 4:32PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Granted but it's gay and has taken a liking to you.


I wish I was ripped.
Feb 12 2010 4:34PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but you got ripped through steroids and now have a tiny penis

i still wish i had a unicorn
Feb 12 2010 4:40PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8786 - Karma: 6,250
granted, but its a beanie baby


I wish I could do a rodeo 5
Feb 12 2010 4:43PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but he gets shot before the first note of his concert
Feb 12 2010 4:44PM
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LMP
Posts: 83 - Karma: 16
granted, but it was into a vat of boiling lava


I wish i had a hot girlfriend
Feb 12 2010 4:44PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but you get in an accident on the way to the hill and become a paraplegic

i wish i had an orange name
Feb 12 2010 4:45PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but she's 12
Feb 12 2010 4:46PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
granted, but your name is changed to faggottron


i wish i could time travel
Feb 12 2010 4:48PM
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LMP
Posts: 83 - Karma: 16
granted, but you travel into the future where the world no longer exists and your floating in space and suffocate because you have no oxygen

i wish i could fly
Feb 12 2010 4:50PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted but you crash in to the sun like a n00b because you suck at flying

i wish i could have some cheesecake
Feb 12 2010 4:52PM
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LMP
Posts: 83 - Karma: 16
granted, but its fed to u thru an iv needle in your arm


i wish i was good enough to be in the winter olympics
Feb 12 2010 4:54PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
granted, but you're missing them right now.

i wish i had super human strength
Feb 12 2010 4:55PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
granted, but it is in curling

I wish I could go on vacation
Feb 12 2010 4:55PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
granted,  but it doesnt matter there is no snow there

I wish My wishes couldnt me destroyed
Feb 12 2010 4:56PM
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ajax
Posts: 2852 - Karma: 1,245
granted but you suck at spelling

i wish my homework was finished already
Feb 12 2010 4:58PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
granted. but they can still be corrupted

i wish i could be a hot girl for a day
Feb 12 2010 4:58PM
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LMP
Posts: 83 - Karma: 16
granted but it was all wrong


i wish i was the president
Feb 12 2010 5:00PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
granted,  but all the snow your nice house just got melted away when you decided you were going to make a terrian park and make a drop from the oval office.

I wish I had food in my house!!!
Feb 12 2010 5:12PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
Granted but you have no teeth

I wish I could own any ski i wanted
Feb 12 2010 5:16PM
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jbrunke
Posts: 17 - Karma: 18
granted but the food is lots of plain stale ricecakes

i wish i could read peoples minds
Feb 12 2010 5:17PM
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tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
granted but everyone is thinking about how much they hate you.

I wish I had t-walls gear
Feb 12 2010 5:20PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
granted, but you soon realize that minds do not have text to read from

I wish I had unlimited wishes
Feb 12 2010 5:23PM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
granted but ur a girl
Feb 12 2010 5:23PM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
granted, but all your wises appear in your ass

i wish i could win the game
Feb 12 2010 5:27PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 950

Granted, but every other wish you make somone close to you must die.

I wish my leg wasnt broken so I could ski

Feb 12 2010 5:28PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
granted, but every other bone in your body breaks.

i wish i had some east coast pow
Feb 12 2010 5:29PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
granted. but it will break the first day of skiing

I wish i didnt have a broken collarbone and could ski
Feb 12 2010 5:29PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
granted but the storm caused all the resort to loose power and there are no lifts
Feb 12 2010 5:30PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
o and i wish i was absoulte ruler of the world

Feb 12 2010 5:31PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
granted .. sorry i cant be a dick plus vibes to a nice recovery

i wish i had my license with a nice car
Feb 12 2010 5:32PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
granted, but someone else stole all of your equipment.
Feb 12 2010 5:35PM
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
Granted but you suck at driving and crash

I wish i had a pet bear that could talk
Feb 12 2010 5:35PM
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jbrunke
Posts: 17 - Karma: 18
Granted but it only speaks persian

I wish I had a trampoline
Feb 12 2010 5:40PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
granted, but it doesnt have any springs.

i wish i had a huge dick
Feb 12 2010 5:40PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
granted but he joins the circus the day you get him

I wish i was a kendama PRO
Feb 12 2010 5:41PM
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