This one time when I was like 17 I was drinking in a park. Now this was a super chill spot, called "secret park". It is basically a very small portion of a huge park that is out of the way of the rest of it an has a separate entrance from a side street and no one really goes down there. So we're sitting there drinking, and these other kids come down from the top of the park and start smoking a blunt. Now, some cops have followed them down who are part of "team cobra" <----I shit you not they are an actual division of our police department and this subdivision of team cobra's job is to drive around at night and go to parks and spots and try to bust kids drinking and blazing. My buddy goes to get more beer, and walks past these other kids, and they tell him "hey be careful, there are some cops around". So my buddy yells "WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, FUCK THE POLICE!"
So these cops are actually sitting in fucking bushes with fucking BINOCULARS watching all this, so of course they get all aw hell no and drive their cars through the park to bust us. It sucked a lot.
That same guy who yelled "fuck the police" later got busted when he got drunk, went down a street breaking in to cars, left the doors of all the cars open, and then broke in to one and fell asleep in it. When the cops came they found a line of cars with doors open down the street and him asleep in the last one. What a champ.
