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For Sale: Airblaster One Piece!

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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
Hello there!
Up for grabs today is an Airblaster (Yes, Airblaster) One Piece, XL. Never seen snow.
It's big. It's baggy. It's colorful. It makes toast. It's dolphin safe. What more could you want? Sex? YOU'VE GOT IT.
I'm selling this for a friend in Norway. So the money will be going to his Paypal, not mine.
This bad boy retails for $260, but can be yours for the low price of $195! That's 30% off! C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
This price also includes shipping! In a box! Did you just shit your pants? Because I did!

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Thanks for looking!

Feb 11 2010 10:49PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
I'm 5'10 by the way.
Feb 11 2010 10:50PM
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PhilboydStudge
Posts: 3431 - Karma: 206
And the model is... ____ tall
Feb 11 2010 10:50PM
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PhilboydStudge
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Damnit.
Feb 11 2010 10:51PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
Oh madlibs! I love madlibs! You didn't give a word category so i'm going to go with noun.

And the model is...avocados tall!
Feb 11 2010 10:56PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
Bed bumps
Feb 11 2010 11:43PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
bump
Feb 13 2010 11:01AM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
how much for that SUHWEEEET red model car?

also this kid is legit i just finished a deal with him, super good to work with.
Hey, if you're lucky, he might just teach you how to SLAY pussy.
they dont call him "thunderdome" for nuttin
Feb 13 2010 12:21PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
It's got immense sentimental value so 7 cheesburgers and a bag of oranges? My grandfather got me into collecting cars, and I've been doing it forever. He always gives me a new one every year and they're niceeeee.
Feb 13 2010 10:30PM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340

nik you have a huge ass in the 3rd pick, you need to stop eating so much.

Feb 13 2010 11:12PM
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
you want my bodonkadonk thunder thighs and you know it.
Feb 15 2010 12:29AM
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redlabeljwalk
Posts: 31 - Karma: 14
Any way you would lower the price? sweet suit just to much $
Sep 28 2010 12:12PM
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beermuscles
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look at the post dates before bumping a super old thread ... its okay you are new.
Sep 28 2010 12:14PM
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