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tBatt
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Type why into the Google searchbar and these are you're recommended searches. Some random/funny shit in there.
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 306
haha "why can't i own a canadian?"
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,097
Why do men have nipples?
16 years ago
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feddysteeze
Posts: 242 - Karma: 11

why are black people so loud

16 years ago
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
I know, especially on Xbox LIVE. Jesus fucking christ why don't they just shut up?
16 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,267
Why won't God heal amputees?
16 years ago
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
the tittle should be "silly people"  because those are the most commonly searched terms
16 years ago
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saranac_tortex
Posts: 518 - Karma: 14
Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea
16 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31080 - Karma: 29,705
found this out yesterday, so great. Didn't 4chan have something to do with it?
16 years ago
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
solid list

http://www.holytaco.com/25-funny-google-search-suggestions
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
if you type in.  "what are..." you get .   "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples, I need them for the fruit salad
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91

ive known about these ones for a while

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

f you type in i am it will say -> I am extremely afraid of chinese people

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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
bahaha seriously
DUDE I FINNA GOT MY 1987 SHOT GUN MUTHA FUCKIN MODELZ BITCH I FUCKIN SLAYED THIS LITTLE BITCH AS NIGGA

16 years ago
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Hahaha WhiteBurd was using those last night..... What a homo.
15 years ago
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
why do ilive in your basement?
15 years ago
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
why is my poop green?
15 years ago
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
why aren't women allowed on submarines?
15 years ago
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NickSki.
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POHTAYDO
Posts: 358 - Karma: 91
hmmmm
15 years ago
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 36
i typed in "why are" and got

why are there school





I think i know why
15 years ago
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.Jack_S.
Posts: 406 - Karma: 207
REPOST
15 years ago
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
"why are black people so loud"

haha wtf would this be reccomended for a search
15 years ago
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12
Lol
15 years ago
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 36
Everybody!! you have to do this

1) go to google.com
2) type in "the search for chuck norris" (exactly that which is in quotation marks)
3) and hit I'M FEELING LUCKY (you have to do this)

so much win
15 years ago
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siva_freak
Posts: 241 - Karma: 67
type in "how to" and it gives u more funny shit
15 years ago
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Sklar
Posts: 8865 - Karma: 31,618
i was in class and the teacher had google up on here computer and the projector, and she typed "what are" in and "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples, i need them in my fruit salad" came up.
funny stuff
15 years ago
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
Why Are-
"black people so loud"

Can I
"get pregnant from a dog"


15 years ago
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