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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
How do i get a ton of speed like enough so the back of my twin tips kick up snow?
Feb 10 2010 2:46PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
please tell me this is a joke
Feb 10 2010 2:47PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

1. Find a  LargeHill

2. Go down the large hill switch

3. Do slight turns

4. Snow will kick up

5. Repeat

Feb 10 2010 2:48PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
i have rudders on my tails so i create a wake when i ski
Feb 10 2010 2:48PM
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highindasky55
Posts: 624 - Karma: 32
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Feb 10 2010 2:48PM
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BMS-Productions
Posts: 885 - Karma: 17
this
Feb 10 2010 2:49PM
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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
well not with any turns i ca obiously kick up snow when i do like parallel turns. i just cant g extremely fast when im like getting to a park on like not a very steep angle
Feb 10 2010 2:49PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Hahahaha i lol'd!
Feb 10 2010 2:50PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 43
buy a pair of 04/05 Public Enemies.
Feb 10 2010 2:50PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
dont ever wax your skis. ever. thats the secret to going fast.
Feb 10 2010 2:51PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
i like this thread

you have the spork. seal of approval
Feb 10 2010 2:51PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
yea its probably your skis, which ones do you have, only really expensive skis will kick up snow
Feb 10 2010 2:52PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
you can start by licking my butthole
Feb 10 2010 2:53PM
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highindasky55
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Feb 10 2010 2:53PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Thats horse shit! Everyone knows that it's really expensive outerwear that makes you go fast! And the more people that have it the faster they all go.
Feb 10 2010 2:54PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
works like a charm
Feb 10 2010 2:54PM
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butter161
Posts: 111 - Karma: 12
i have special rockets on the back of mine, they both give me speed and kick up ALL THE SNOW, or melts it, i never can tell
Feb 10 2010 3:02PM
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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
I have line invaders
Feb 10 2010 3:13PM
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peyton
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 1,062
people can/may be very mean about this thread..

the simple and honest answer is simply carve down the hill.. and snow should kick off the backs of your skis..
Feb 10 2010 3:18PM
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alexevr10976
Posts: 107 - Karma: 17
thank u peyton I appreciate it that u weren't mean
Feb 10 2010 3:24PM
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kdyce
Posts: 115 - Karma: 13
find a pusher on the street corner of the ghetto in any major city
Feb 10 2010 3:28PM
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BMS-Productions
Posts: 885 - Karma: 17
detroit, east saint louis or compton...you ll find one
Feb 10 2010 3:30PM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
This is what is wrong with this site/skiing
Feb 10 2010 3:32PM
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jeremy.g
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Feb 10 2010 3:42PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

shit your right, skis dont matter, buy some saga and jiberish, thats the only way i can kick up snow....

this thread should be raped and murdered

Feb 10 2010 3:47PM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
agreed on all fronts...or you could just go out and drop you parents money on twall fult tilts bro! or just pick up a pair of invaders like this little shit bag has
Feb 10 2010 4:23PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
Separate your skis like more than shoulder width, lean forward, put your poles under your armpits, then apply pressure to the inside of your heels.  Snow will fly while you are going straight and you'll look as retarded as you sound in this thread.
Feb 10 2010 4:38PM
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