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Give me skrilla.

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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
I just found out I owe the bank $350 and if I don't pay it in two weeks, I'm being taken to court. I don't have a job, can't find a job (there are no jobs), have been looking for a job. I can't sell drugs because I just moved to a new place and don't know enough people here. I only have $70 in my bank account right now that I need to literally survive.

AHH! Anyone happen to have thousands of dollars of spare cash laying around and if so, would you like to throw some my way?
Feb 9 2010 3:37PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Better start selling stuff...

Feb 9 2010 3:39PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14

i suggest you take that 70 and take out an add in the paper. then get that ass out on the street corner and start hooking

Feb 9 2010 3:43PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
sell yourself
Feb 9 2010 3:43PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
daddy............. it's rough but you gotta do it.
Feb 9 2010 3:48PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
sure let me just tap into my trust fund..
Feb 9 2010 3:51PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Ebay
NS

sell your possessions.
Feb 9 2010 3:51PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
I already assessed my material value and decided nothing I have has any resale value. FML.
Feb 9 2010 4:08PM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
if you cant go to rents....


computer??
Feb 9 2010 4:11PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
sell your eggs or your body but lets not pretend like you dont have options
Feb 9 2010 4:12PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
Dude are you kidding? No thanks. I have major moral issues with that.
Feb 9 2010 4:19PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,246
parents? relative? bail bondsman?
Feb 9 2010 4:22PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
but you are ok with begging money off newschoolers? now just sacrifice the rest of your morals and make some real money.

or you could donate plasma. not a lot of money but you could make the 350 in like a month and a half.
Feb 9 2010 4:23PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
if worse comes to worst, blowjobs. you could easily pocket 500 in 15 minutes.
Feb 9 2010 4:23PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Since you are on a skiing site I would imagine you have a pair of skis that you could sell
Feb 9 2010 4:24PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
Touche.

I can't donate plasma or blood for another 8 months, though.
Feb 9 2010 4:48PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Craigslist, erotic services
Feb 9 2010 4:51PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
shit, if i knew you, id throw some money at you, sorry to hear all this :(
Feb 9 2010 4:53PM
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