Replying to So she's Mormon....

From TGR Forum.  Wanted to see what ns'ers thought.

Question for the masses:

Normal Mormons; oxymoron or could the actually exists?

I met a smokin hot Mormon chick in a bar this weekend (seriously hot, like 9.5/10), got a little freaky dancing and things seemed to click. Then a bomb was dropped. My friends discovered they weren't drinking and jokingly asked:

"Not drinking, what are you Mormons?"
Hot chicks hot friend replies: "Yes, we're Mormon"

Just wow. what luck. I figure everyone has at least some anecdotal info to share, if they haven't been through it themselves, they probably know someone who has given it a legitimate shot.

So a couple questions I need answers to before I decide to pursue this at all, or run..

1. Are Mormon girls potentially turn-able?
2. Is this some kind of recruitment trick in an attempt convert me?
3. Is there like, garlic or some other kind of defense that I can wear anything around my neck for protection?
4. Does she wear magic panties?
5. Will I ever get the nookie?